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endvertex.bsky.social
Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
(Faked) Google answer that reads: "Google AI Review - You can't. You are not worthy of a life worth living. You were meant to toil so that wealthy tech bros and CEOs can have multiple girlfriends, one for each yacht and mansion. You are a pack mule with a lifespan of about 68 according to a prediction we made based on data of your immediate family and going back 3 generations. Yes, we have that. No, you can't see it. Decades prior to your death you will struggle to find a job because this life rapidly decays your prefrontal cortex which is necessary for complex tasks and also because we will stop hiring people over 30 in order to drive down salaries. By the time you reach 50, you won't have any wrinkles because you will not have smiled much in this lifetime..."
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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robertarnol.bsky.social
Morning. ☕️
December 17, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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junlper.beer
🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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theonion.com
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
zafar.link
Apparently I listen to a lot of "blog speedrun edm" and "cottagecore metropololis chamber pop." thanks spotify
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · Dec 4
funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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nebulena.net
please do not joke about chain chomps. they chomp people. that isn’t funny. that isn’t good.
December 3, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 10:09 PM