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Horror, Housewives, alt pop girls, 90s nostalgia, funny people, books, these are a few of my favorite things
Horror, Housewives, alt pop girls, 90s nostalgia, funny people, books, these are a few of my favorite things
Garcelle always looks like she was styled by Stacy and Clint
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Garcelle always looks like she was styled by Stacy and Clint
If you need me I’ll be using this lighter as a utensil to eat out of a tuna pack in my hotel room. (Because this place is a labyrinth and I may not find my way back if I go looking for a real one)
January 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you need me I’ll be using this lighter as a utensil to eat out of a tuna pack in my hotel room. (Because this place is a labyrinth and I may not find my way back if I go looking for a real one)
Back in high school my show choir performed in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade and wore these timeless fits
November 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Back in high school my show choir performed in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade and wore these timeless fits
I know AI will murder me first because I spent hours laying in bed last night asking Siri questions about astrology, and I swear his voice grew more weary with every answer
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I know AI will murder me first because I spent hours laying in bed last night asking Siri questions about astrology, and I swear his voice grew more weary with every answer
Is SpongeBob still actively pumping out new episodes or is everyone just constantly nostalgic as fuck for that show?
November 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Is SpongeBob still actively pumping out new episodes or is everyone just constantly nostalgic as fuck for that show?
Guy on dating app just told me that I’m “cute and corky”
a woman in a green dress is sitting on a couch with steve smith written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a green dress is sitting on a couch with steve smith written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Guy on dating app just told me that I’m “cute and corky”
I have forced myself to watch everything Dune-related in an attempt to see the amazingness everyone else apparently does. And this shit is so ass. Boring, ugly to look at, takes itself so seriously. Like if Game of Thrones and Star Wars had a malformed, slow child.
November 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I have forced myself to watch everything Dune-related in an attempt to see the amazingness everyone else apparently does. And this shit is so ass. Boring, ugly to look at, takes itself so seriously. Like if Game of Thrones and Star Wars had a malformed, slow child.
What is with the girls doing the washed out look lately?
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
What is with the girls doing the washed out look lately?
Is anyone talking about Billy Bob Thornton on The View?
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Is anyone talking about Billy Bob Thornton on The View?
Bluesky is for when I’m feeling positive and horny and Twitter is for when I’m feeling toxic and need to fight with people. This is balance.
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Bluesky is for when I’m feeling positive and horny and Twitter is for when I’m feeling toxic and need to fight with people. This is balance.
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it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
it’s been too long since an orca has killed a billionaire.
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I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
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Hi there. Here’s an embroidery portrait in progress of my cat.
November 14, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Hi there. Here’s an embroidery portrait in progress of my cat.
Was perplexed, scrolling for 10 minutes, seeing how slutty this app was. Then I realized I was stuck on the After Dark tab. So many new discoveries. Truly a new frontier. Modern pioneers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Was perplexed, scrolling for 10 minutes, seeing how slutty this app was. Then I realized I was stuck on the After Dark tab. So many new discoveries. Truly a new frontier. Modern pioneers.
Just read about A24’s new Y2K movie and I’m pretty sure every modern teen movie is contractually obligated to have this man in it
November 14, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Just read about A24’s new Y2K movie and I’m pretty sure every modern teen movie is contractually obligated to have this man in it
Did my eyes deceive me or did Bronwyn’s husband really gift her a 4 MILLION dollar necklace??
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Did my eyes deceive me or did Bronwyn’s husband really gift her a 4 MILLION dollar necklace??
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this is what escaping twitter felt like
November 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
this is what escaping twitter felt like
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Reposting (mostly for me) because I still haven’t figured out how to bookmark
🦋 WELCOME TO BLUESKY! I recommend exploring our custom feeds, which are a little like hashtags but more interesting. We have them for academic and professional subjects, sports, cities, hobbies (e.g., gardening, baking), and many more. Search them in the sidebar under Feeds. 🧵
November 14, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Reposting (mostly for me) because I still haven’t figured out how to bookmark
Gotta throw one up to pop things off, I suppose
November 14, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Gotta throw one up to pop things off, I suppose