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Zack Abrams
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taking words and numbers and whipping them into shape | he/him
alas, it wasn't Men Tubi
December 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Here's why A Thousand Miles is the best music video of all time:
November 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Guess I'm here now too!

Here's my kitty being a sweetie
November 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Zack Abrams
you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
any suggestions on things in the world that are getting better and not worse?
July 25, 2023 at 1:39 AM
eating an ice cream sandwich in the bath at 2 pm because that's where i'm at rn
July 1, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I found a really normal tiktok account
July 1, 2023 at 5:55 PM
imagine if tiktok limited you to 30 tiktoks per day. i just truly can't understand how there's any explanation for this other than "elon musk is quite possibly the dumbest man alive"
July 1, 2023 at 5:31 PM
SCOOP: 2023's biggest crypto hack (so far) was also its strangest: who steals $200 million, just to give it back three weeks later? Why had the hacker sent money both to a victim of the attack and to North Korean hackers?

I found some answers — from the hacker himself.
He stole $200 million. He gave it back. Now, the hacker is explaining why
For the first time, the man behind 2023's biggest crypto hack explains himself
www.coinage.media
June 30, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Oscar Isaac played Fartman in Lenny the Wonder Dog (2005)

this got four likes on the other website so i'm hoping y'all enjoy too
June 10, 2023 at 3:38 PM
wait, if gay people don't get the month of june off from work then why have i been sucking all these dicks??
May 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM
gonna miss my queen karolina on succession
May 31, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I don't even know what the stupid link is
May 27, 2023 at 2:02 AM
[friend comes over to my apartment for the first time]

ME: this is my cat, Exmilitary

CAT: I was named after the genre revolutionizing debut album by death grips

FRIEND: uh
May 26, 2023 at 12:53 AM
This is absolutely going to be the only thing people talk about when Apple drops their AR headset on June 5th
May 25, 2023 at 3:39 PM
unfortunately my attempts to train my cat to be my research assistant in an initiative i’ve dubbed CatGPT, have been met with… limited success
May 24, 2023 at 6:31 PM