alas, it wasn't Men Tubi

Here's why A Thousand Miles is the best music video of all time:

Guess I'm here now too!

Here's my kitty being a sweetie

you’re living in it, baby

any suggestions on things in the world that are getting better and not worse?

eating an ice cream sandwich in the bath at 2 pm because that's where i'm at rn

I found a really normal tiktok account

imagine if tiktok limited you to 30 tiktoks per day. i just truly can't understand how there's any explanation for this other than "elon musk is quite possibly the dumbest man alive"

SCOOP: 2023's biggest crypto hack (so far) was also its strangest: who steals $200 million, just to give it back three weeks later? Why had the hacker sent money both to a victim of the attack and to North Korean hackers?

I found some answers — from the hacker himself.

Oscar Isaac played Fartman in Lenny the Wonder Dog (2005)

this got four likes on the other website so i'm hoping y'all enjoy too

wait, if gay people don't get the month of june off from work then why have i been sucking all these dicks??

gonna miss my queen karolina on succession

I don't even know what the stupid link is

[friend comes over to my apartment for the first time]

ME: this is my cat, Exmilitary

CAT: I was named after the genre revolutionizing debut album by death grips

FRIEND: uh

This is absolutely going to be the only thing people talk about when Apple drops their AR headset on June 5th

unfortunately my attempts to train my cat to be my research assistant in an initiative i’ve dubbed CatGPT, have been met with… limited success