@zachschickenshack.bsky.social
If she’s following you and you’re a fifteen year old girl, find a police officer quick!
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If she’s following you and you’re a fifteen year old girl, find a police officer quick!
Spoken like a man who knows what’s in them and is trying to ease his way out of the blast radius.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Spoken like a man who knows what’s in them and is trying to ease his way out of the blast radius.
I still think it’s more about the oil they got there.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I still think it’s more about the oil they got there.
There’s no hope involved, he knows with 100% certainty that they are.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There’s no hope involved, he knows with 100% certainty that they are.
In fairness he can’t run from a three legged turtle either.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
In fairness he can’t run from a three legged turtle either.
Blackmail
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Blackmail
Gosh she sees TSA Agents everywhere, doesn’t she?
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Gosh she sees TSA Agents everywhere, doesn’t she?
Come for the distraction, stay for the oil.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Come for the distraction, stay for the oil.
Nearly everyone in this movie steals it, except King who is pretty terrible. Ed Harris’ first role, EG Marshall, Hal Holbrook, frigging Leslie Nielsen as a vengeful, gleeful psycho? All great.
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nearly everyone in this movie steals it, except King who is pretty terrible. Ed Harris’ first role, EG Marshall, Hal Holbrook, frigging Leslie Nielsen as a vengeful, gleeful psycho? All great.
You are not alone, Chris. You are not alone.
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You are not alone, Chris. You are not alone.
Don’t be surprised if he starts touting that without irony.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Don’t be surprised if he starts touting that without irony.
All true but if someone doesn’t explain how Weyland Yutani manages to stay in business after botching every attempt to weaponize alien life since 1979, I’m going to go out of my skull. Their synths are no great shakes either.
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All true but if someone doesn’t explain how Weyland Yutani manages to stay in business after botching every attempt to weaponize alien life since 1979, I’m going to go out of my skull. Their synths are no great shakes either.
You know he doesn’t want a “Victory Day” for the Civil War though, amiright?
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You know he doesn’t want a “Victory Day” for the Civil War though, amiright?
They’d be like: “Black people steal!”
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They’d be like: “Black people steal!”
What’s the show?
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What’s the show?
But I can’t remember the name of one single character in them. Is that just me?
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
But I can’t remember the name of one single character in them. Is that just me?
Or falling asleep, Chris. Or falling asleep.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Or falling asleep, Chris. Or falling asleep.
Rolling
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rolling
Just in time for Black people not to drive in the South anymore. I bet they all get gigs in Sundown Towns.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just in time for Black people not to drive in the South anymore. I bet they all get gigs in Sundown Towns.