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Did I just hear Vance say there was a housing crisis because illegals have taken the houses meant for American citizens? Aren’t these illegals supposed to be released lunatics, pardoned murderers, and trafficked children? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY BUYING HOUSES FROM?!? EXPLAIN OR SHUT UP.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Did I just hear Vance say there was a housing crisis because illegals have taken the houses meant for American citizens? Aren’t these illegals supposed to be released lunatics, pardoned murderers, and trafficked children? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY BUYING HOUSES FROM?!? EXPLAIN OR SHUT UP.
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Democrats are playing one dimensional chess and shit.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Democrats are playing one dimensional chess and shit.
Having just seen Predator Badlands and earlier this summer the Alien TV show plus a bunch of other Alien movies, somebody needs to tell me how Weyland Utani makes money because they fuck up EVERY TIME.
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Having just seen Predator Badlands and earlier this summer the Alien TV show plus a bunch of other Alien movies, somebody needs to tell me how Weyland Utani makes money because they fuck up EVERY TIME.
Also, bonus, Trump gets to make how weak and ineffective Democrats are into a talking point. Infuriating.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Also, bonus, Trump gets to make how weak and ineffective Democrats are into a talking point. Infuriating.
Does it just seem like an “Influencer” dies every day because there are so many damn “Influencers?”
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Does it just seem like an “Influencer” dies every day because there are so many damn “Influencers?”
I can’t stop cracking myself up thinking that RFK Jr. is still running away from that fainting dude. I picture him dwindling against the horizon…
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I can’t stop cracking myself up thinking that RFK Jr. is still running away from that fainting dude. I picture him dwindling against the horizon…
That a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer is not going to jail makes the news sums up the absurdity of the age.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
That a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer is not going to jail makes the news sums up the absurdity of the age.
HAHAHA Johnson’s whole presser today is about making Trump feel better not the shutdown.
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
HAHAHA Johnson’s whole presser today is about making Trump feel better not the shutdown.
Can we do a Pelosi/McConnell two-hander now where they have to team up and solve a murder on a boat or something?
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can we do a Pelosi/McConnell two-hander now where they have to team up and solve a murder on a boat or something?
Let down once again by a “resealable bag.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Let down once again by a “resealable bag.”
Why do people allow the President to say things like “Communism hasn’t worked for a thousand years?” How is it no one straight guffaws during interviews when he starts in with the kooky stuff? Is that why people on Fox and 60 Minutes and CNN get paid so much? For not laughing in his face?
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why do people allow the President to say things like “Communism hasn’t worked for a thousand years?” How is it no one straight guffaws during interviews when he starts in with the kooky stuff? Is that why people on Fox and 60 Minutes and CNN get paid so much? For not laughing in his face?
Get with the program. Venezuela has oil, Nigeria has rare earths. He’s trying to take those countries and their resources under any pretext he can. That’s it. Don’t cut yourselves on Occam’s Razor.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Get with the program. Venezuela has oil, Nigeria has rare earths. He’s trying to take those countries and their resources under any pretext he can. That’s it. Don’t cut yourselves on Occam’s Razor.
Am I mixing things up or does Venezuela have mad oil?
October 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Am I mixing things up or does Venezuela have mad oil?
He thinks those boats in the Caribbean are full of Tylenol.
October 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He thinks those boats in the Caribbean are full of Tylenol.
I heard some people saying that the Ed Gein thing on Netflix is transphobic, which I do not understand at all. Gein wasn't born in the wrong body and never claimed to be. He was a grave robbing, murderous nut who wore his mother's skin and kept a stash of female body parts in his home. Explain this.
October 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I heard some people saying that the Ed Gein thing on Netflix is transphobic, which I do not understand at all. Gein wasn't born in the wrong body and never claimed to be. He was a grave robbing, murderous nut who wore his mother's skin and kept a stash of female body parts in his home. Explain this.
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"Our republican colleagues have made this an easy choice. Elected to govern, they have chosen to rule. They have chosen to use the government of the United States to sow fear, hate and divisiveness. They must do it alone."
That's it. That's all they should say.
That's it. That's all they should say.
September 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"Our republican colleagues have made this an easy choice. Elected to govern, they have chosen to rule. They have chosen to use the government of the United States to sow fear, hate and divisiveness. They must do it alone."
That's it. That's all they should say.
That's it. That's all they should say.
What’s happening to CBS is what happened when Scientology took over the Cult Awareness Network.
September 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What’s happening to CBS is what happened when Scientology took over the Cult Awareness Network.
For real what happens if the shooter is a pardoned J6er?
September 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
For real what happens if the shooter is a pardoned J6er?
Slow news day. This probably happened on 500 college campuses this weekend.
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/n...
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/n...
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness
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September 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Slow news day. This probably happened on 500 college campuses this weekend.
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/n...
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/n...
Trump Truths are just recycled “Shit My Dad Says” posts.
August 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump Truths are just recycled “Shit My Dad Says” posts.
This anticipating of eminent death at 1600 reminds me ALOT of the anticipation for The Phantom Menace, and look how that turned out.
August 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This anticipating of eminent death at 1600 reminds me ALOT of the anticipation for The Phantom Menace, and look how that turned out.
How is it that Energizer isn’t suing the hell out of Duracell over this shit?
July 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
How is it that Energizer isn’t suing the hell out of Duracell over this shit?
Remember when “viral” was an infection and no one in their right mind would consider “branding” themselves?
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Remember when “viral” was an infection and no one in their right mind would consider “branding” themselves?
How is it that campus protests that support Palestine are labeled “antisemitic” by the government and everyone involved gets punished but an actual Nazi supercomputer shows up and it’s crickets? I know the answer, BUT STILL!
July 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
How is it that campus protests that support Palestine are labeled “antisemitic” by the government and everyone involved gets punished but an actual Nazi supercomputer shows up and it’s crickets? I know the answer, BUT STILL!