Zach Retox
@zachretox.bsky.social
He/Him
(Semi) retired DJ
Sticker consultant
Music (black metal, death metal, punk, drum n bass, Charli XCX)
Bikes (fixed gear track)
Lives/works in San Francisco
(Semi) retired DJ
Sticker consultant
Music (black metal, death metal, punk, drum n bass, Charli XCX)
Bikes (fixed gear track)
Lives/works in San Francisco
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Zach Retox
@zachretox.bsky.social
· Jun 28
Man, that placement of the gold molding to left of Abe is driving some people insane
Trying to think of a more vulgar person—or someone with less understanding of or appreciation for American history.
No one comes immediately to mind.
No one comes immediately to mind.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Man, that placement of the gold molding to left of Abe is driving some people insane
The funny thing is that real estate investors are REITs and pension funds not bald Canadians… building more affordable housing is good and accretive!
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The funny thing is that real estate investors are REITs and pension funds not bald Canadians… building more affordable housing is good and accretive!
Ok, like I thought, this is tied to insane KPIs Tesla will not make… especially with this albatross
An overwhelming majority of Tesla shareholders approved a payment plan that could be worth $1 trillion for the world’s wealthiest person.
Elon Musk Loses $10 Billion After Tesla Approves Trillion-Dollar Pay Deal. Here’s Why.
An overwhelming majority of Tesla shareholders approved a payment plan that could be worth $1 trillion for the world’s wealthiest person.
www.forbes.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ok, like I thought, this is tied to insane KPIs Tesla will not make… especially with this albatross
Wait… it’s printed out on PAPER?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wait… it’s printed out on PAPER?
Yes, the beer-stained teeth, gambling addiction and sexual assault were all disqualifying… but he was one of the Brooks Brothers Riot toadies literally putting his thumb on the scale for George W! It blows my mind
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yes, the beer-stained teeth, gambling addiction and sexual assault were all disqualifying… but he was one of the Brooks Brothers Riot toadies literally putting his thumb on the scale for George W! It blows my mind
Grab those pussies!
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Grab those pussies!
**standing up**
“I am a pantsuited girlboss…”
“I am a pantsuited girlboss…”
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
**standing up**
“I am a pantsuited girlboss…”
“I am a pantsuited girlboss…”
I think we can all agree the wrong team won the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think we can all agree the wrong team won the World Series
I must remind people that this was rated PG! How many kids were traumatized by this? (Not complaining)
“POLTERGEIST” (1982) dir. Tobe Hooper
JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson, Beatrice Straight, Richard Lawson, Zelda Rubinstein, Heather O'Rourke
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
#halloweencountdown
#31DaysOfSpooky
#Halloween2025
#31DaysofHorror
🎃🍂🏚⚰️🦇🕯👀👻💀
JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson, Beatrice Straight, Richard Lawson, Zelda Rubinstein, Heather O'Rourke
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
#halloweencountdown
#31DaysOfSpooky
#Halloween2025
#31DaysofHorror
🎃🍂🏚⚰️🦇🕯👀👻💀
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I must remind people that this was rated PG! How many kids were traumatized by this? (Not complaining)
Reposted by Zach Retox
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
Me watching Micheal Jackson at a Halloween party, “Varg could never do Thriller”
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Me watching Micheal Jackson at a Halloween party, “Varg could never do Thriller”
Head spinning from the very same Silicon Valley billionaire ghouls that funded the raising of the East Wing very likely talked Trump out of invading San Francisco on Saturday
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Head spinning from the very same Silicon Valley billionaire ghouls that funded the raising of the East Wing very likely talked Trump out of invading San Francisco on Saturday
Yes there are graver atrocities, but there are no criminal drug smugglers nor antifa nor NYC mayoral candidates in the rubble of the demolished East Wing! Another gift of a wedge issue to message incessantly
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Yes there are graver atrocities, but there are no criminal drug smugglers nor antifa nor NYC mayoral candidates in the rubble of the demolished East Wing! Another gift of a wedge issue to message incessantly
New type of Mandela Effect but it’s being sure you saw the final season of Stranger Things like 3 years ago
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
New type of Mandela Effect but it’s being sure you saw the final season of Stranger Things like 3 years ago
Lmao, this is so hilariously wrong
“Prompt parties,” gatherings of women over cheese and wine to chat about how ChatGPT can help them, are emerging as the next-generation of Tupperware party in San Francisco.
Wine, Cheese and ChatGPT: Ladies’ Night in San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lmao, this is so hilariously wrong
Define my music taste in eight artists…
Panopticon
HEALTH
Avail
Bad Company
My Bloody Valentine
Fugazi
Ghostface Killah
The Armed
Panopticon
HEALTH
Avail
Bad Company
My Bloody Valentine
Fugazi
Ghostface Killah
The Armed
Seeing this go around:
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Antrisch
Panzerfaust
Lady Gaga
Ghost (Prequelle and earlier)
Murder by Death
Depeche Mode
Kanonenfieber
Welle: Erdball (Der Kalte Krieg and earlier)
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Antrisch
Panzerfaust
Lady Gaga
Ghost (Prequelle and earlier)
Murder by Death
Depeche Mode
Kanonenfieber
Welle: Erdball (Der Kalte Krieg and earlier)
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Define my music taste in eight artists…
Panopticon
HEALTH
Avail
Bad Company
My Bloody Valentine
Fugazi
Ghostface Killah
The Armed
Panopticon
HEALTH
Avail
Bad Company
My Bloody Valentine
Fugazi
Ghostface Killah
The Armed
New Tribal Gaze is so funnnnnnnn
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
New Tribal Gaze is so funnnnnnnn
Lmao the way he explains it, Charlie Kirk’s dying thought as he clutched his neck was, “I can’t believe it, he made a turn at a good time”
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Lmao the way he explains it, Charlie Kirk’s dying thought as he clutched his neck was, “I can’t believe it, he made a turn at a good time”
This is all ridiculous, obviously… but this is not how lucid dreaming works!
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is all ridiculous, obviously… but this is not how lucid dreaming works!
Greetings from Lobsterfest!
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Greetings from Lobsterfest!
Does kid rock have cancer? I think kid rock has cancer
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Does kid rock have cancer? I think kid rock has cancer
I truly appreciate the progression of Blindfolded and Led to the Woods themes on MA:
I mean don’t we all go from humor to depression?
I mean don’t we all go from humor to depression?
October 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I truly appreciate the progression of Blindfolded and Led to the Woods themes on MA:
I mean don’t we all go from humor to depression?
I mean don’t we all go from humor to depression?