Zach Ralston
@zachralston.bsky.social
Professional TV producer/director; semi-pro cinephile and poker player; tennis amateur.
Turns out that if it takes you 9 days to find time to see a new movie, that movie may be gone already. So much for SIRAT on the big screen. FML
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Turns out that if it takes you 9 days to find time to see a new movie, that movie may be gone already. So much for SIRAT on the big screen. FML
ALL HER FAULT is a trashy, risible soap opera but weirdly compelling - and it’s nice to see Sarah Snook back on TV, and to realize Dakota Fanning has entered peak Amanda Seyfried territory and is crushing it. Guess I rarely see shitty airplane paperbacks on screen, much less read them.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ALL HER FAULT is a trashy, risible soap opera but weirdly compelling - and it’s nice to see Sarah Snook back on TV, and to realize Dakota Fanning has entered peak Amanda Seyfried territory and is crushing it. Guess I rarely see shitty airplane paperbacks on screen, much less read them.
TIL that the Frank Perry who directed THE SWIMMER is Katy Perry's uncle.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
TIL that the Frank Perry who directed THE SWIMMER is Katy Perry's uncle.
This is an indictment both of ChatGPT and the state of movie titles today, but definitely way more an indictment of ChatGPT.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is an indictment both of ChatGPT and the state of movie titles today, but definitely way more an indictment of ChatGPT.
The realest one.
1. LIFE LESSONS
2. TAXI DRIVER
3. THE IRISHMAN
4. GOODFELLAS
5. THE KING OF COMEDY
1. LIFE LESSONS
2. TAXI DRIVER
3. THE IRISHMAN
4. GOODFELLAS
5. THE KING OF COMEDY
It’s the GOAT’s birthday
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
My top 5 Scorseses as of today
1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is talking
Alt: Scorsese pointing at himself with a twinkle in his eye
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The realest one.
1. LIFE LESSONS
2. TAXI DRIVER
3. THE IRISHMAN
4. GOODFELLAS
5. THE KING OF COMEDY
1. LIFE LESSONS
2. TAXI DRIVER
3. THE IRISHMAN
4. GOODFELLAS
5. THE KING OF COMEDY
I’ve heard about this famous Cincinnati chili but
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I’ve heard about this famous Cincinnati chili but
Such a funny, warm, insightful doc. Among the best films of 2025 outright.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Such a funny, warm, insightful doc. Among the best films of 2025 outright.
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Halfway through the ED GEIN miniseries on Netflix and it just keeps getting better. Balances the depravity and gruesomeness with sharp wit. And episode 4 is a surprise PHANTOM THREAD reunion with Lesley Manville joining Vicky Krieps to slay it for 45 minutes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Halfway through the ED GEIN miniseries on Netflix and it just keeps getting better. Balances the depravity and gruesomeness with sharp wit. And episode 4 is a surprise PHANTOM THREAD reunion with Lesley Manville joining Vicky Krieps to slay it for 45 minutes.
Perfect microcosm for 2025. The best one is going away. In my alternate timeline it’s Burger King that gives all their locations over to Wendy’s.
The interim CEO of Wendy's announced that about 200 to 350 underperforming stores across the U.S. will close. https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/11/07/wendys-plans-close-hundreds-restaurants/
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Perfect microcosm for 2025. The best one is going away. In my alternate timeline it’s Burger King that gives all their locations over to Wendy’s.
Julianne Moore or Leighton Meester? YOU DECIDE!
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Julianne Moore or Leighton Meester? YOU DECIDE!
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I know not many will see this, but I am in serious search of a new domain/email provider for my freelance business. I have been let down time and again by Hover. Don't want to pay Google. Any suggestions? #AmEditing #freelance
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I know not many will see this, but I am in serious search of a new domain/email provider for my freelance business. I have been let down time and again by Hover. Don't want to pay Google. Any suggestions? #AmEditing #freelance
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Canada let down by second consecutive Bieber
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Canada let down by second consecutive Bieber
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Okay so that was a good birthday present
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Okay so that was a good birthday present
I’m unprepared for Josh O’Connor and Jack O’Connell to be hitting peak popularity at the same time.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m unprepared for Josh O’Connor and Jack O’Connell to be hitting peak popularity at the same time.
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Brown: Get On Up
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Brown: Get On Up
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
Valens: La Bamba
Turner: What’s Love Got to Do With It
Curtis: Control
Liberace: Behind the Candalabra
Gordon: ’Round Midnight
Lynn: Coal Miner’s Daughter
Guthrie: Bound for Glory
Eminem: 8 Mile
Cash: Walk the Line
Dylan: A Complete Unknown
Piaf: La Vie en Rose
Beatles: Backbeat
Tickets have been secured for tomorrow afternoon. There once was a time when I would have no problem seeing my #1 most-anticipated movie of an entire year on its opening day. In The Year Of Our Asshole 2025, I will finally see it (front to back: we're obviously starting from the jump) 3 weeks after.
I’m starting to think seeing 2/3 of this is worse than not seeing it at all because WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THE LAST 45 MINUTES! (Don’t answer that I’ll see it at some point next week I hope)
I’ll make the long story long. About 1:50 into the film, a transient woman snuck into the theater and went down into the front row. Two theater employees went down to ask her to leave. She yelled at them. They asked again and she stood up and yelled at them to step back. 1/ 🧵
October 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tickets have been secured for tomorrow afternoon. There once was a time when I would have no problem seeing my #1 most-anticipated movie of an entire year on its opening day. In The Year Of Our Asshole 2025, I will finally see it (front to back: we're obviously starting from the jump) 3 weeks after.
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Announce you're playing all of Copper Blue with a Beaster encore, and Gen Xers everywhere will shed their compression socks and Copper Fit back supports RUNNING to their laptops to sell out every single show.
October 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Announce you're playing all of Copper Blue with a Beaster encore, and Gen Xers everywhere will shed their compression socks and Copper Fit back supports RUNNING to their laptops to sell out every single show.
Cottage cheese
Event Horizon
Hotel California
Event Horizon
Hotel California
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, & one song you can't stand:
Flan
A Tyler Perry production
Purple Rain/Thriller (my own fault)
Flan
A Tyler Perry production
Purple Rain/Thriller (my own fault)
Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.
Beets
Requiem for a Dream 💉
Hotline Bling 👎🏾
Beets
Requiem for a Dream 💉
Hotline Bling 👎🏾
October 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Cottage cheese
Event Horizon
Hotel California
Event Horizon
Hotel California
@noelmu.bsky.social @scotttobias.bsky.social Did you guys know Mike D from Beastie Boys is managing the Cubs these days? Pretty wild.
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
@noelmu.bsky.social @scotttobias.bsky.social Did you guys know Mike D from Beastie Boys is managing the Cubs these days? Pretty wild.
I’m starting to think seeing 2/3 of this is worse than not seeing it at all because WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THE LAST 45 MINUTES! (Don’t answer that I’ll see it at some point next week I hope)
I’ll make the long story long. About 1:50 into the film, a transient woman snuck into the theater and went down into the front row. Two theater employees went down to ask her to leave. She yelled at them. They asked again and she stood up and yelled at them to step back. 1/ 🧵
Well you might be hearing about this screening through the grapevine. Long story short, I’ll have to watch the last hour another time. 🫤
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m starting to think seeing 2/3 of this is worse than not seeing it at all because WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN THE LAST 45 MINUTES! (Don’t answer that I’ll see it at some point next week I hope)
I’ll make the long story long. About 1:50 into the film, a transient woman snuck into the theater and went down into the front row. Two theater employees went down to ask her to leave. She yelled at them. They asked again and she stood up and yelled at them to step back. 1/ 🧵
Well you might be hearing about this screening through the grapevine. Long story short, I’ll have to watch the last hour another time. 🫤
Bought tickets yesterday to see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in VistaVision. Setting my timer until the screening begins. Can someone tell me how long it is until Friday, October 10? Also can everyone please shut up about it until then okay thanks
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’ll make the long story long. About 1:50 into the film, a transient woman snuck into the theater and went down into the front row. Two theater employees went down to ask her to leave. She yelled at them. They asked again and she stood up and yelled at them to step back. 1/ 🧵
Well you might be hearing about this screening through the grapevine. Long story short, I’ll have to watch the last hour another time. 🫤
Bought tickets yesterday to see ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER in VistaVision. Setting my timer until the screening begins. Can someone tell me how long it is until Friday, October 10? Also can everyone please shut up about it until then okay thanks
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Well you might be hearing about this screening through the grapevine. Long story short, I’ll have to watch the last hour another time. 🫤