Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
@zachness.bsky.social
I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.
Look at this photograph
October 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Look at this photograph
This is my check on my way out the door.
August 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is my check on my way out the door.
Hey guapo.
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey guapo.
Yeah, now to find a bottle while traveling. Struck out twice already. Ugh.
July 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Yeah, now to find a bottle while traveling. Struck out twice already. Ugh.
Seriously. He’s probably never stepped foot outside of the US.
July 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Seriously. He’s probably never stepped foot outside of the US.
Lucky buddy.
July 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Lucky buddy.