Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
@zachness.bsky.social
I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.
Vacation mode.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vacation mode.
More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.
October 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.
Submitted for validation.
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Submitted for validation.
🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.
Fuzzy faced Friday?
September 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Fuzzy faced Friday?
Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…
August 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…
Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.
August 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.
Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.
C’mon, just take it for a joyride.
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
C’mon, just take it for a joyride.
Hotel dick anyone?
July 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Hotel dick anyone?
Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.
July 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.
Fuckin hotel hornies.
July 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fuckin hotel hornies.
Reposted by Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑
July 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑
Reposted by Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.
Fuck I’m in need of pole and hole.
July 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Fuck I’m in need of pole and hole.
You think Harvey would approve of sucking someone off at the gender neutral restroom at the terminal named after him? 😈💦👅
June 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You think Harvey would approve of sucking someone off at the gender neutral restroom at the terminal named after him? 😈💦👅
Tiddie Tuesday?
June 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Tiddie Tuesday?
Inspired by Coppertone?
May 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Inspired by Coppertone?
When you can tell when during your walk that Kylie Minogue came on. 🤣💃🪩 #getouttamyway #padam #kylieminogue
May 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When you can tell when during your walk that Kylie Minogue came on. 🤣💃🪩 #getouttamyway #padam #kylieminogue
Getting some vitamin D before I give some D to someone’s son.
May 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Getting some vitamin D before I give some D to someone’s son.
I promise you that talking shit about a city you’re visiting to a local isn’t the way to spark a conversation.
May 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I promise you that talking shit about a city you’re visiting to a local isn’t the way to spark a conversation.
May 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Wednesday cheese. 👚
May 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Wednesday cheese. 👚