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Zaiquiri
@zachhugo.bsky.social
28 y/o NB, queer PA in Progress
How is everyone tolerating day 3 of government slutdown?
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When I find whoever named Clonidine, Clozapine, and Klonopine, and Clomiphene, I am going to have some very stern words for them
August 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Evil IT: "have you tried turning it On and back Off again?"
July 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Casual commander is the only game that ive experienced in which it is taboo to want to win the game.
July 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some people have asked when bacteria will evolve to be resistant to alcohol (like hand sanitizer)

But thats a bit like asking when animals will evolve to be resistant to grenades
July 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
July 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
First of several Predaliens
July 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Republicans in office: we passed the "Make Homeless People Homelesser" bill

Democrats: we have no choice but to appeal to the right, and continue the policy of making homeless people homelesser. Surely this will win us more votes.
July 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Surgeons estimate blood loss with the same accuracy as techs charting 18 for respiratory rate
July 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i had a lot of fun putting together this skull throne
July 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this felt CLASSIC
July 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
see what i mean?
July 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
great news; all the femme predators are caked up and fuckin stacked, its crazy
July 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Switching up what minis I'm working on to keep them fresh
July 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I unironically think that Tiktok's aggressive censorship is contributing to the culture of victorian prudishness on the app
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Posts like these are all over tiktok, claiming that there are maps of "possible targets" or "iranian targets"

FEMA doesn't put out maps of military targets. FEMA maps natural disasters.

Iran has not announced targets. Why would they do that?

This is propaganda. To make you feel threatened.
June 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Can't believe the U.S. just entered WWIII on the wrong fucking side
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Aspire to be pure of heart, and bowel
June 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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all conservatives are bots
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i’ll fucking say it time and time again

trans lives matter
black lives matter
abortion is healthcare
free palestine
ACAB
keep religion out of politics
billionaires should not exist
you either hate nazis or you are one
fuck elon musk
April 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Guy who wants to advertise his affinity for intimacy and dating names himself "IntimiDate"
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Look, I try not to judge cultural beliefs, but when people claim they or their children got sick because they slept with the fan on, or because the weather changed, or they didn't wear a sweater

I have a visceral urge to tear the skin off my face and eat it in front of them
April 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My wife is so cool I love her so much.
During this year's legislative session, I gave myself a painting project to relax—a Chromatic Dragon series.

With only a day or so left in the session, I just finished the project. 90 draconic miniatures—from kobold to dragonborn to dragons.

Now to start a new project as soon as session is over. 🥰
April 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh. Thanks Feeld.
April 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM