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zach
@zachfountain.bsky.social
Musician, songwriter, dog fan. Voltairine de Cleyre stan. Singing, guitar, harmonica, mandolin, and other things in electro folk/indie folk band rushmore beekeepers (https://bsky.app/profile/rbk.bsky.social).
Do we have to call you a blue check now
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I check that Valpak envelope for the $100 check they say *could* be in there, but guess what is never in there
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Doesn't the opening monologue include him saying jerking off during his morning shower is the high point of his day? Then again maybe that's peak manliness, who's to say
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ma'am with a capital M, wowie
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Those lucky ducks
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Oh, I like that!
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
care-uh-mel or car-muhl or some weird combination of the two. I almost never say it except at coffee shops when it's go-time, haha
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Most wind-up toys would make it farther
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just don't salt him after midnight
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
lol oh my god
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A song doesn't really feel complete until I find out where it fits on an album. I've done a couple song-a-week projects but I see those as serialized albums (or novels!).
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can't wait to listen to this! Sorry I didn't get my shit together in time to contribute 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Absolutely! Thank you for creating it
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM