Alberto
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Alberto
@zach24la.bsky.social
Gay married nerd in North Liberty Iowa
Post a picture of when your pet was little

Back when there were 3 puppies. Only Zoë (lady on the left) is still with us.
March 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Controversial gay hot take:

I LOVE the new lady gaga album!!!!!!!!
March 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I am now licensed to operate a vehicle in Iowa.

This has been your official PSA. 😜
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Applying for my Iowa driver's license.
March 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
We have snow again! Probably the last first (and last) year i am excited about it.
March 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Always find it amazing when sales asks us nerds to get on customer calls only to be surprised we are not as skilled as customer communication as they are

We are nerds. We chose to work with computers instead of people. There is a good reason for that choice.
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Date yourself with a movie that you saw in theaters
February 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are going to try this thing people keep talking about "leaving the house"...

Gonna take a little trip to an Amish town nearby to shop about.
February 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Take my money!!!!!
Shirt of the year
February 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Taxes have been filed.

While we only lived in California for 3 months last year, we owe them -$399. Meanwhile we are getting a refund from Iowa (where we lived the other 9 months of last year.)
February 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well there goes my evening!
We're investigating a rise in CENTIPEDE error codes. More information will be provided when available.
February 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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June 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Goodbye, sweet puppy.

Today, we had to say goodbye to Oscar. He was a sweet doggie who shared our life for 12 years. We will miss you cornchip.
June 14, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Maybe I play too much Destiny 2...
June 3, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Do I HAVE to go back to work?!
January 2, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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the adhd drug shortage is utterly perverse in that the only way to get your meds is to perform epic feats of executive function, the exact kind that you require your meds to do
the DEA: "why don't you just jump through a bunch of hoops oriented around executive function to deal with your executive function deficiency????"
December 27, 2023 at 1:30 AM
What i miss most from the bird-app is the people i met there. I hope in the future there is a way to search for people i know through my addressbook.
December 19, 2023 at 5:52 PM
After waiting for a LONG time, a couple of months ago i got my invite to BlueSky. It seemed quiet and polite.

Didn´t really post or keep in touch. I come back and there is nothing but eggplants and donuts all over the place!

/me grasps pearls.
December 19, 2023 at 5:38 PM