Before you call this mean I encourage you to grow up watching horse girls tear families and marriages apart. I would rather have my parents sit me down and say they were experimenting with ethical non-monogamy with my shift lead at Starbucks.

A second for rooster rock, it’s fabulous. There’s also Denny Blaine and Howell parks in Seattle.

When I was a noob on help desk one HR gal used to let me snag the first donut when she was walking in on Fridays

CEO could've been locked out of his account. Sev 0 outage affecting everyone. Whatever. I didn't give a FUCK.

if Susan needed her printer's toner changed? that was getting done first.

It’s like in middle school when someone asks why a certain equation works and that patent look of existential fear which anyone who has ever written a proof will recognize passes over the teachers face.

At one point a comcast CEO literally said that how much total data users move has absolutely no effect on the network and they’re just doing this for the money. I have a bottle of vodka, a rag, and a grudge.

She's so fucking good dawgs

Your cock rn

Hell yeah we have those ikea plate bowls.

I won’t and you can’t make me