The Northern Territory is going to charge $299 to register your pet crocodile! Why such an increase?
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The Northern Territory is going to charge $299 to register your pet crocodile! Why such an increase?
I walked to work today.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I walked to work today.
My New Zealand mint biscuits tastes like kimchi. Moral of the story: Don't use cheap glassware to store your kimchi.
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My New Zealand mint biscuits tastes like kimchi. Moral of the story: Don't use cheap glassware to store your kimchi.
Today I went to the dentist. Apparently asking people not to eat or drink for 30 minutes is a big deal these days. I can promise you that I will probably not die if I don’t eat or drink for 30 minutes.
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Today I went to the dentist. Apparently asking people not to eat or drink for 30 minutes is a big deal these days. I can promise you that I will probably not die if I don’t eat or drink for 30 minutes.
I'm not sure yet, but it looks like the Australian government is about to grant asylum to an American citizen. Just to be clear that's a humanitarian protection visa.
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm not sure yet, but it looks like the Australian government is about to grant asylum to an American citizen. Just to be clear that's a humanitarian protection visa.
I forgot to buy some coal for my steam train. Lucky Mitre 10 has some at the exit.
August 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I forgot to buy some coal for my steam train. Lucky Mitre 10 has some at the exit.
Overheard at Auckland Airport this evening: What’s going on with the repairs in this bag? Oh no, bro Qantas broke it so I had to fix it quick, I’m not smuggling drugs or anything hey.
August 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Overheard at Auckland Airport this evening: What’s going on with the repairs in this bag? Oh no, bro Qantas broke it so I had to fix it quick, I’m not smuggling drugs or anything hey.
I filled up the windscreen washer fluid in my car.
July 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I filled up the windscreen washer fluid in my car.
Americans better not use the word freedom this 4th of July.
July 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Americans better not use the word freedom this 4th of July.
The man who tariffed a fucking penguin is going to wage a war. What could go wrong?
June 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
The man who tariffed a fucking penguin is going to wage a war. What could go wrong?
As an adult I'm allowed to eat a jam doughnut for dinner and no one can stop me.
June 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
As an adult I'm allowed to eat a jam doughnut for dinner and no one can stop me.
I cooked a chocolate cake.
June 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I cooked a chocolate cake.
Today I got in to trouble for asking to see photos of citizens cats again. Then after I got in trouble for it, right in front of my boss I asked to see a photo of someone's cat again.
June 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Today I got in to trouble for asking to see photos of citizens cats again. Then after I got in trouble for it, right in front of my boss I asked to see a photo of someone's cat again.
I watched my brother start his little bike ride. He should be back in a week or two.
June 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I watched my brother start his little bike ride. He should be back in a week or two.
I was so lazy my "recycling" hasn't been taken down. But I did clean my kitchen.
May 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I was so lazy my "recycling" hasn't been taken down. But I did clean my kitchen.
I once got in trouble from a flight attendant for watching mayday air crash investigation on a plane.
May 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I once got in trouble from a flight attendant for watching mayday air crash investigation on a plane.
I ironed my pants. I really enjoy my French Iron.
May 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I ironed my pants. I really enjoy my French Iron.
I sat outside and watched and thought about the moon for about an hour.
May 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I sat outside and watched and thought about the moon for about an hour.
I plugged in and turned on my TV today to watch a tv program.
May 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I plugged in and turned on my TV today to watch a tv program.
The orange fuck wit just arrested a judge he didn't like. We already have American political prisoners, so now I'm wondering when another country will grant political asylum from persecution to an American.
April 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The orange fuck wit just arrested a judge he didn't like. We already have American political prisoners, so now I'm wondering when another country will grant political asylum from persecution to an American.
I washed my automobile and then it rained.
April 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I washed my automobile and then it rained.
Today I did two things in one day. I did my laundry and cleaned my washing machine.
April 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Today I did two things in one day. I did my laundry and cleaned my washing machine.
I washed my floor. It was a lot of effort.
April 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I washed my floor. It was a lot of effort.
Why is it easier to iron my clothes when I don't use fabric softener than when I do?
April 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why is it easier to iron my clothes when I don't use fabric softener than when I do?