jeef berky
@z0idberg.bsky.social
i'd rather be crocheting or napping
hot take: reese's candy SHOULD in fact be pronounced "reesee's" because it's much more fun to say it that way. the singular of "reese's pieces" is therefore "reesee peecee"
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
hot take: reese's candy SHOULD in fact be pronounced "reesee's" because it's much more fun to say it that way. the singular of "reese's pieces" is therefore "reesee peecee"
there is no fouler temptress than the mid afternoon sleepies
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
there is no fouler temptress than the mid afternoon sleepies
in science we don't say "I'm my own worst enemy", we say "I'm my own rate-limiting factor"
August 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
in science we don't say "I'm my own worst enemy", we say "I'm my own rate-limiting factor"
no better feeling in the world than finishing an assignment and closing dozens of StackOverflow tabs
July 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
no better feeling in the world than finishing an assignment and closing dozens of StackOverflow tabs
nevermind I take it back. moss stitch forever
June 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
nevermind I take it back. moss stitch forever
another W for the autistic community
June 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
another W for the autistic community
shedding a tear in lab rn. playing SMiLE on repeat
Breaking News: Brian Wilson has died
The Beach Boys’ Brian Wilson Dies at 82
The beloved musician had been living with a neurocognative disorder akin to dementia
pitchfork.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
shedding a tear in lab rn. playing SMiLE on repeat
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![Comic. [yellow sphere with icon that reads, CHECK ENGINE] [caption] This new sunspot cluster has raised concern among astronomers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifixtbs6xmvshoacqnxeqg2q5zpa5z4r36dcj2tz4wssavmfogmhe@jpeg)
June 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
nothin better in this world than a good granny smith apple
May 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
nothin better in this world than a good granny smith apple
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We need to make CEO a derogatory term.
Duolingo CEO says AI is a better teacher than humans—but schools will exist ‘because you still need childcare’
Duolingo replaced its contract workers with AI. Now its eyes are set on schools.
fortune.com
May 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We need to make CEO a derogatory term.
i love and respect my instant pot and i know it needs to beep to tell me it's done cooking, but seriously ten beeps is ENTIRELY too many beeps
May 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i love and respect my instant pot and i know it needs to beep to tell me it's done cooking, but seriously ten beeps is ENTIRELY too many beeps
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
posting here for posterity before frogging. made this like 5 years ago, worn it maybe twice lmao. strong resemblance to bowling alley carpet. the black in the striped part is visibly lighter than the rest of it. might revisit the idea later but for now I just want the yarn back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
posting here for posterity before frogging. made this like 5 years ago, worn it maybe twice lmao. strong resemblance to bowling alley carpet. the black in the striped part is visibly lighter than the rest of it. might revisit the idea later but for now I just want the yarn back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"home is where the heart is" wrong. home is where you crawl up the stairs on all fours
April 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"home is where the heart is" wrong. home is where you crawl up the stairs on all fours
Persian Tiles blanket #2 + cat tax
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Persian Tiles blanket #2 + cat tax
I will go to great lengths to avoid having to throw out comfortable socks
March 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I will go to great lengths to avoid having to throw out comfortable socks
the most unrealistic part of Monsters University was when Randall turned evil because he brought cupcakes to a frat party and the kids made fun of him for it. if you bring cupcakes to any sort of college party the kids will go Ape Shit and I feel like they missed a very important lesson there
March 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
the most unrealistic part of Monsters University was when Randall turned evil because he brought cupcakes to a frat party and the kids made fun of him for it. if you bring cupcakes to any sort of college party the kids will go Ape Shit and I feel like they missed a very important lesson there
the person who invents dark chocolate with the texture of milk chocolate will win the nobel prize
February 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the person who invents dark chocolate with the texture of milk chocolate will win the nobel prize
if grad school has taught me anything, it's that the more highly educated a person is the more satisfying it is to hear them say fuck
February 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if grad school has taught me anything, it's that the more highly educated a person is the more satisfying it is to hear them say fuck
one of the lesser known unpleasantries of being an adult is that somehow your food gets cold WAY faster than it did when you were a kid
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
one of the lesser known unpleasantries of being an adult is that somehow your food gets cold WAY faster than it did when you were a kid
quote from today's advanced immunology lecture:
"scientists would rather use each other's toothbrushes than use each other's nomenclature"
"scientists would rather use each other's toothbrushes than use each other's nomenclature"
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
quote from today's advanced immunology lecture:
"scientists would rather use each other's toothbrushes than use each other's nomenclature"
"scientists would rather use each other's toothbrushes than use each other's nomenclature"
married for like 30 seconds before immediately getting caught simping
Original pic had some weird artifacts. Here’s a better one.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
married for like 30 seconds before immediately getting caught simping
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franz kafka backwards is akfak znarf
December 31, 2024 at 3:51 AM
franz kafka backwards is akfak znarf