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Applying to be your next pseudo-appointed imperial DOGE-Meister

Qualifications: Medium-sized balls-haver; proficient in Excel
Sounds like there's an emerging consensus that murder is wrong
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What if corrupt billionaires are a better scapegoat than honest brown people?
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It's time to

GET TOUGH ON CRIME
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's time to

GET TOUGH ON CRIME
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I wonder if "right" / "left" terminology really benefits human understanding
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Fertilization of ovum by sperm is a myth propounded by the patriarchy!
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In the 20th century our reactionaries pounded REAL keyboards
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November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Did anyone write down the actual month and day of the election, so we could refer back to it later, in cases like this?
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i am sad cuz i like computers, but they gotta go
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The main reason any state needs energy is because data centers are hogging it …🔻
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Hmm now that you mention it: Sending troops into our own cities, firing non-white-males, corruptly enriching the President and his cronies, undermining independence of media outlets and universities, violently attacking the Capitol and tearing down half the White House DOES seem kinda un-American
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"Literal vampire potbelly goblins are hobbling around, coming after us", or words to that effect
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Find me 11,000 votes" should have been the end of our national nightmare
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Trump–Raffensperger phone call - Wikipedia
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November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
guess jar ain't know: clean getaway requires spotless soundtrack
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Jailbreak
YouTube video by Thin Lizzy - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Read the name backwards for a secret clue to our future!
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I agree, and I think it's some combination of:

1) I am right about big things, so smaller things don't matter

2) The person pointing out my error was previously wrong about something else, and thus may safely be ignored

3) Politics is always a mudfight, so don't worry about being "accurate"
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Centrist rage FTW
🆗✅👏
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cary Grant should ask him, "how does a POTUS like you get to be a POTUS like you?"
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November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Conceding in advance that "it won't work, because 2/3 vote in Senate is required for removal" is what 90% of POLITICS EXPERTS will tell us, and they will be missing the point *entirely*
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pretty scary to think that "President" and "Princess" are just fancy titles for people who burp and fart and get itchy mosquito bites. Fancy titles made up centuries ago, which we continue to use today, because...we just do. That's just how things are. Anything else would be chaos. Pretty scary.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again
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November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wait, did he mean "Sid Vicious behavior"?
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November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Taking advantage of crime-family discount on RFK voice lessons
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ted desperately wishes he had Gil's effortless charm
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sir, I must hasten to point out that Seattle is IN Washington
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It couldn't be that Donald is attempting to cover up his own crimes.
That would just be too obvious, and clearly doomed to fail.
He must be running some fancy 9-dimensional strategy.
He's got us all right where he wants us, probably.
(The man is a genius, as we've been told many times).
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM