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Applying to be your next pseudo-appointed imperial DOGE-Meister

Qualifications: Medium-sized balls-haver; proficient in Excel
Little known fact: This fella's name is Toothpaste!
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's time to

GET TOUGH ON CRIME
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
SECRET BOXES OF SECRETS, KEEP OUT
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Meanwhile Elon is banging the table about the TRILLION dollars he feels entitled to, even tho:

"Tesla’s earnings report was largely disappointing, with profit missing estimates despite record vehicle deliveries. Operating income plunged 40% in the third quarter..."
finance.yahoo.com/news/musk-hi...
October 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I asked the ultra-AI to explain the 2024 election in terms of economic self interest. It laughed and snorted at me, then filled my hard drive with copies of this picture. Don't know what it means, though.
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Lusty Wolf not a billionaire (yet), but...
can has Pervert Glasses too?
September 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
September 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Proposed new top brackets for married-jointly starting January 1, 2030.
Federal tax rates on personal income
65% above $1B
60% on $500M-$1B
55% on $100M-500M
50% on $50M-$100M
45% on $25M-$50M

See also FICA Payroll Tax Reform act of 2029

Here are the marginal Fed Income Tax rates in 2025
September 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Worth noting that Kirk was pleased by the murder of the 11 Venezuelans, to the point of praising God. I don't know if this counts as "celebration", and of course Kirk would say he had his reasons, which are the same reasons that Trump and Hegseth are proud of the 11 murders.
bsky.app/profile/stub...
September 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Let's discuss a "narrative" of the murder of 11 Venezuelans, and Kirk's response to this murder.

What was the "ideology" of the murderers who blew up the speedboat with 11 people in it?

What was the murderers' "motive"?

Was this murder an act of "political violence"?
bsky.app/profile/stub...
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wonder if any businesses in Shreveport (or Arkansas, or Texas) have hired undocumented workers? If so, that would be a federal crime. What if a Democratic candidate promises to prosecute all the slaughterhouse owners that violate federal employment law? www.justice.gov/archives/jm/...
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Radically transparent" means uncritically repeating whatever fascists say, I guess. I took a look at the site and learned that Scott Bessent likes grits with his eggs!
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The boss ain't quite done here. I checked to see if Hippo was referring to new-news, and Googles did not disappoint
September 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is what leadership looks like
August 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Best hope is that it's a teachable moment on the topic of why abuse of power is wrong, and why independent, impartial justice matters:
July 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Let's carefully dissect these claims made by Fetterman

Quoting from article dated 2025-Jun-02
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
July 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Go re-read your own profile and try again, please
July 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigra...
The anti-immigrant website "FAIR" claims that the "illegal alien" population in the US grew by approximately *4* million during the Biden years. You can see that on the front page of their website. Wikipedia gives a summary of who "FAIR" is.
June 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We miss Father
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
cover art is ready sir
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Two key traits Our Dear Emperor has in common with Mr. Nimbus:
1) gratuitous pelvic thrusts
2) controls the police
June 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Does it say "except for moms" somewhere on these signs, in really small type?
May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fam we must redouble our efforts.
This brand shall not be retrieved from the toilet.
This brand is poop.
Flush Tesla to the place poop goes to disintegrate.
#TeslaTakedown
May 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM