Yvonne (She/Her)
@yvonnetheowl.bsky.social
Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's.
Could be debated whether it's a sequel or a reboot but it definitely fucking sucks
A second Early 2000s has hit the Millennials
Why must we live through the early 2000s a second time
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Could be debated whether it's a sequel or a reboot but it definitely fucking sucks
Can you have New Year's resolutions for other people (or companies/organizations)?
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Can you have New Year's resolutions for other people (or companies/organizations)?
Some guy named Enrique signed up for Las Cruces job alerts using my email address 😶
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Some guy named Enrique signed up for Las Cruces job alerts using my email address 😶
John Saxton in "Black Christmas" (1974) and in "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) is copaganda
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
John Saxton in "Black Christmas" (1974) and in "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) is copaganda
Great playlist at Trader Joe's today. U2, Lush, 4 Non Blondes
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Great playlist at Trader Joe's today. U2, Lush, 4 Non Blondes
As a kid I loved looking at ads for designer checks and trying to decide whether I'd get argyle, flowers, or puppies
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
As a kid I loved looking at ads for designer checks and trying to decide whether I'd get argyle, flowers, or puppies
Christine would never
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Christine would never
Prue Leith's fashion style is so Mimi Bobeck
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Prue Leith's fashion style is so Mimi Bobeck
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OPINION by Barbara G. Brents and Lillian Taylor Jungleib: Nevada’s brothels are clean, safe and secure. Lumping them into conversations about sex trafficking undermines public understanding and harms women.
Read more here: thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...
Read more here: thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...
September 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
OPINION by Barbara G. Brents and Lillian Taylor Jungleib: Nevada’s brothels are clean, safe and secure. Lumping them into conversations about sex trafficking undermines public understanding and harms women.
Read more here: thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...
Read more here: thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...
But I'm sure the next rapture will be the real one, though 😒
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
But I'm sure the next rapture will be the real one, though 😒
Twice in the past couple of weeks I've caught the scent of what smells like Avon (mark) "Hollywood Pink" and it truly took me back in time
September 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Twice in the past couple of weeks I've caught the scent of what smells like Avon (mark) "Hollywood Pink" and it truly took me back in time
Am I a NIMBY for being annoyed by the RV that's been parked on "our" street for a week?
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Am I a NIMBY for being annoyed by the RV that's been parked on "our" street for a week?
Recently re-read "Running Man" because I saw the trailer for the reboot. Yesterday I saw the trailer for "The Long Walk" so I guess I know what I'm reading next. After I finish watching T2
September 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Recently re-read "Running Man" because I saw the trailer for the reboot. Yesterday I saw the trailer for "The Long Walk" so I guess I know what I'm reading next. After I finish watching T2
News anchor mentioned "Temu and Shemu" 😂
August 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
News anchor mentioned "Temu and Shemu" 😂
I didn't manage to watch any new movies on my solo weekend, but revisited some guilty pleasure faves: "Better Off Dead," "Clueless," "Pet Sematary," "Blades of Glory," and "Little Nicky." And thanks to a rescheduled therapy appointment, I got to check out the 40th anniversary of "Clue" at Cinemark!
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I didn't manage to watch any new movies on my solo weekend, but revisited some guilty pleasure faves: "Better Off Dead," "Clueless," "Pet Sematary," "Blades of Glory," and "Little Nicky." And thanks to a rescheduled therapy appointment, I got to check out the 40th anniversary of "Clue" at Cinemark!
Fun work convo re server issues:
Me: "[Server host] probably has an alarm that goes off when (Boss) calls."
Coworker: "It plays the creepy music from 'Halloween.' That's the one with Jason, right?"
Me: "'Halloween' is Michael Myers, Jason is 'Friday the 13th.'"
CW: "Oh, the one with the chainsaw?"
Me: "[Server host] probably has an alarm that goes off when (Boss) calls."
Coworker: "It plays the creepy music from 'Halloween.' That's the one with Jason, right?"
Me: "'Halloween' is Michael Myers, Jason is 'Friday the 13th.'"
CW: "Oh, the one with the chainsaw?"
August 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fun work convo re server issues:
Me: "[Server host] probably has an alarm that goes off when (Boss) calls."
Coworker: "It plays the creepy music from 'Halloween.' That's the one with Jason, right?"
Me: "'Halloween' is Michael Myers, Jason is 'Friday the 13th.'"
CW: "Oh, the one with the chainsaw?"
Me: "[Server host] probably has an alarm that goes off when (Boss) calls."
Coworker: "It plays the creepy music from 'Halloween.' That's the one with Jason, right?"
Me: "'Halloween' is Michael Myers, Jason is 'Friday the 13th.'"
CW: "Oh, the one with the chainsaw?"
Current moods. Not beer, just PMS and a shitty day.
August 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Current moods. Not beer, just PMS and a shitty day.
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Back on my bullshit
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Back on my bullshit
The "real" Satan would have better taste 😂
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The "real" Satan would have better taste 😂
I want this shirt but it's only available as a crop top 😭
July 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I want this shirt but it's only available as a crop top 😭
One of my coworkers was unaware of the Coldplay kisscam hoopla. What I wouldn't give to be free from the bombardment of memes (some of them are funny tho).
July 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my coworkers was unaware of the Coldplay kisscam hoopla. What I wouldn't give to be free from the bombardment of memes (some of them are funny tho).
Girl math: a salad for lunch will cancel out cherry Pop-Tarts for breakfast
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Girl math: a salad for lunch will cancel out cherry Pop-Tarts for breakfast
