My Brownie Guides, aged 8, knew better. bLue to the Left, bRown to the Right, whatever remains goes up the middle.

Also, people who use alt text and DON’T ACTUALLY DESCRIBE WHAT’S IN THE PICTURE get in the fucking bin. You made a joke that requires the picture and then you just reiterate the joke in the alt text without saying what the image shows.

It’s okay to forget sometimes, but just don’t be a cunt

Someone show him the one that looks like orange peel, it'll melt his brain!

I think, in many cultures, it is legal. But just not wise from a genetics point of view.

This is making the rash assumption that all people want the same amount of pizza. Is it going to tell from this image (which I'm never giving you!) that the guy in the front only wants one slice? Therefore six people =/= six pizzas! Ruddy AI.

Good to see there's romance still in the world today.