@schumer.senate.gov yo Chuckles: QUIT. YOUR. JOB. NOW. YOU. PATHETIC. DILDO
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@schumer.senate.gov yo Chuckles: QUIT. YOUR. JOB. NOW. YOU. PATHETIC. DILDO
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
my entire life has just flashed before my eyes in real time
August 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my entire life has just flashed before my eyes in real time
listen up, dildos - i am not an atheist. the reason i don’t believe in god is bc i am a scientist
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
listen up, dildos - i am not an atheist. the reason i don’t believe in god is bc i am a scientist
i have a note that says ‘don’t’ for ppl that say ‘no notes’
July 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i have a note that says ‘don’t’ for ppl that say ‘no notes’
with peace and love, here’s the leaked live feed from the Vatican selecting the new Pope #vatican #thepope #pope #robertprevost #popeleoxiv #newpope #pope2025
May 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
with peace and love, here’s the leaked live feed from the Vatican selecting the new Pope #vatican #thepope #pope #robertprevost #popeleoxiv #newpope #pope2025
shoutout @nytimes.com best word ever in today’s spelling bee
April 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
shoutout @nytimes.com best word ever in today’s spelling bee
#blackmirror season 7 is so bad that its
a hate crime on computers to say something is like ‘that black mirror episode’ when referring to the pending techno-apocalypse #aislop yikes
a hate crime on computers to say something is like ‘that black mirror episode’ when referring to the pending techno-apocalypse #aislop yikes
April 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#blackmirror season 7 is so bad that its
a hate crime on computers to say something is like ‘that black mirror episode’ when referring to the pending techno-apocalypse #aislop yikes
a hate crime on computers to say something is like ‘that black mirror episode’ when referring to the pending techno-apocalypse #aislop yikes
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Im leaving if i see one ad🥲
November 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Im leaving if i see one ad🥲
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It’s too easy to overdose on microdosing that why is it microdosing ? Is the ER in the singularity too or do I have to keep driving to a 3D hospital
October 21, 2024 at 10:14 AM
It’s too easy to overdose on microdosing that why is it microdosing ? Is the ER in the singularity too or do I have to keep driving to a 3D hospital
Back in my day, a ‘polycule’ was just what everyone called jazz bands that had DJs
April 10, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Back in my day, a ‘polycule’ was just what everyone called jazz bands that had DJs
What if Jah was one of us
January 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
What if Jah was one of us
Some ppl are born victims. All of them
October 23, 2023 at 3:44 PM
Some ppl are born victims. All of them
If my girlfriend keeps insisting she really doesn’t want mama’s boy, then she must admit that what she really wants is a mama’s man
October 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
If my girlfriend keeps insisting she really doesn’t want mama’s boy, then she must admit that what she really wants is a mama’s man
Fentanyl is the AR15 of synthetic opioids, that’s why everyone thinks it’s legal
October 6, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Fentanyl is the AR15 of synthetic opioids, that’s why everyone thinks it’s legal
Jake went to jail for absconding, so now I’m getting high with his mom Janey & avoiding his scary dad
October 6, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Jake went to jail for absconding, so now I’m getting high with his mom Janey & avoiding his scary dad
The edu-rapture is NIGH
October 5, 2023 at 1:56 AM
The edu-rapture is NIGH
Oh shamp @lilpappywigwam.bsky.social reppin’ the dirty dirty in here ! WHAT THE GEERT!
October 3, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Oh shamp @lilpappywigwam.bsky.social reppin’ the dirty dirty in here ! WHAT THE GEERT!
I spilled toothpaste on the floor so I brushed the teeth in my carpet
September 20, 2023 at 8:09 PM
I spilled toothpaste on the floor so I brushed the teeth in my carpet
My dream catcher fell asleep cuz I slept on it weird
September 20, 2023 at 8:06 PM
My dream catcher fell asleep cuz I slept on it weird
I just keep telling myself imma fix my life in post
September 17, 2023 at 1:56 PM
I just keep telling myself imma fix my life in post
If they ever sell this app to Elon I swear to god I’ll straight up quit microblogging just to make the world suffer
September 16, 2023 at 4:00 AM
If they ever sell this app to Elon I swear to god I’ll straight up quit microblogging just to make the world suffer