Bendito Blam
@yumdirt.bsky.social
They got me on the beat and I'm lovin half of it.
If I squint I can barely see you! I can hardly make you out! What the fuck are you!
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
If I squint I can barely see you! I can hardly make you out! What the fuck are you!
You don't know do you? That you're dealing with a Master Microwaver.
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
You don't know do you? That you're dealing with a Master Microwaver.
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Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time.
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Hello. I hope you won't take too much of my time.
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Celestial Reunion - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper
for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren
An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes.
for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren
An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes.
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Celestial Reunion - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper
for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren
An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes.
for Magic: The Gathering's "Lorwyn Eclipsed". AD: Jameela Wahlgren
An emotional reunion between two elemental gods. I was asked to lean into a stylized representation of them, and I had a lot of fun playing with the intertwining shapes.
And my god my good god, just then: my private, aside thought (in parentheses) was so full of some unquenched spirit that it revealed and exposed itself, BEYOND the confines and metaphorical curtain of my parentheses (LIKE A PALE AND )DIRTY BUM- my god there it is again!
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
And my god my good god, just then: my private, aside thought (in parentheses) was so full of some unquenched spirit that it revealed and exposed itself, BEYOND the confines and metaphorical curtain of my parentheses (LIKE A PALE AND )DIRTY BUM- my god there it is again!
Giving my boss some Swissmas Cheer, and now I dowse him in the chocolate milk I microwaved for 17 minutes
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Giving my boss some Swissmas Cheer, and now I dowse him in the chocolate milk I microwaved for 17 minutes
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🎶i gotta poop
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🎶i gotta poop
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
at the thought of you,
sucking fucking
shitting too🎵
Your clothes. Give that to me. Terminator 1984
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Your clothes. Give that to me. Terminator 1984
I am the hero. I need this more than you.
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am the hero. I need this more than you.
I made a horror. Well. I wouldn't use such mean language. More of a doodad. And I think it's well within our comprehension. Even yours.
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I made a horror. Well. I wouldn't use such mean language. More of a doodad. And I think it's well within our comprehension. Even yours.
Oh! Save me! Come on. Save me now. Hurry up.
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh! Save me! Come on. Save me now. Hurry up.
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using miraculous bilocation to be in the breakroom and the parking lot at the same time
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
using miraculous bilocation to be in the breakroom and the parking lot at the same time
And for being The Stupid Game ever designed, I have constant affinity and a mean craving for some Pinball. Wee! It's one of the few games you can lean over and, in anger, give a good thumping.
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And for being The Stupid Game ever designed, I have constant affinity and a mean craving for some Pinball. Wee! It's one of the few games you can lean over and, in anger, give a good thumping.
I'm choking on the cookie. I'm coughing on it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm choking on the cookie. I'm coughing on it.
pick up that rock son. Pick it up. Best time was yesterday. Second best time is now. Actually. Since it's suboptimal timing. You really should just never pick it up. Put that down.
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
pick up that rock son. Pick it up. Best time was yesterday. Second best time is now. Actually. Since it's suboptimal timing. You really should just never pick it up. Put that down.
"It's been years since I've been with anyone." They pull me feet-first out of the komodo dragon enclosure. "I just read too many Arthurian legends I guess! Hey thanks again for this guys"
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"It's been years since I've been with anyone." They pull me feet-first out of the komodo dragon enclosure. "I just read too many Arthurian legends I guess! Hey thanks again for this guys"
What is the word on the street? My man.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
What is the word on the street? My man.
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I'm saying parliamentary things at work and non-parliamentary things in the privacy of my home.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm saying parliamentary things at work and non-parliamentary things in the privacy of my home.
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Vernal equinox 2025
My OCes Asya and Voymir
My OCes Asya and Voymir
April 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Vernal equinox 2025
My OCes Asya and Voymir
My OCes Asya and Voymir
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I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately
October 23, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I must confer with the pumpkin king.. immediately