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yuelles.bsky.social
yuelles 🌒
@yuelles.bsky.social
I like hanging out with my dad (I invite him to things and he pays) but since I'm a young looking adult woman I kinda worry that it looks like he's my sugar daddy instead of my legal biological father
July 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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master class in alt-text writing
Googled the Princeton-legacy Princeton professor who wrote that bad piece about generative AI in the New Yorker to try to figure out what his deal is and this 2001/2025 before-and-after makes for a real capsule history of the 21st century so far
June 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I know you have to be honest with your therapist and he's pretty chill and tuned into pop culture but I can't really talk about my ao3 addiction
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Grasping at my last straws to not impulsively buy concert tickets and my fucking therapist goes, no yeah you should go
May 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Peak unemployed behavior at 3 pm on a Wednesday, I hope work will never find me
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hamnet is sooo heartwrenching and so poetic and I really wanna take my time with it but it's in such high demand at the library that I really can't unless I wanna wait months until I can have it again
May 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
30th anniversary re-release this, double feature special that. My brother in christ, this is just nostalgia bait all over again
May 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My daily language is spanish but I learnt a lot of hobbies through english and from time to time I'll experience the high embarrassment of using the wrong word like a gringa I swear I'm not a snob
April 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i know i live a different life from most people and it's probably bc I was online when i was too young to be online, but whenever ppl talk about black mirror im like, that's the pig fucking show im never watching another episode again
April 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I feel sad for people who use ai as replacement for thinking (as opposed to an useful tool) like the machine is smarter than them??? My sibling in christ, why are u letting an algorithm replace human experience, you can think too, buddy
March 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I told my friends I was diagnosed Not Autistic and bc we're all nerds the majority response was, really are u sure u should get a second opinion
March 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Every day is like, he can't do that, and then he does it anyway
March 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Starfleet celebrates Pi Day with the finest tradition: precisely calculated pie rations. Engineering insists on 3.14159 slices per officer. Operations is rounding down. Security is threatening mutiny. Science just wants their damn pie. ~LtCmdr. GG

#PiDay #ResistanceIsFlan #LLAP #SPO
March 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm not even american and I'm so exhausted fuuckkkkk
March 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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There couldn’t possibly be someone pulling the strings in government who would personally profit from NASA’s demise, could there? Almost as ridiculous as a sitting president reading a literal car advert out. Ha! Thankfully conflicts of interest don’t happen in the real world as we have laws for that
March 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I hate temu and I would never buy from there but the jingle is horrifyingly good in that "let's make it as widely appealing as possible" kinda way
March 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Jesus christ was he dropped on his head as a baby
Hakeem Jeffries says of Mahmoud Khalil’s arrest: “To the extent his actions were inconsistent with Columbia University policy and created an unacceptable hostile academic environment for Jewish students and others, there is a serious university disciplinary process that can handle the matter…”
March 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Happy Luigi Day!
March 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I want more long running seasonal shows with a lot of episodes. That being said, whatever they're doing with greys anatomy is ridiculous
March 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM