Pinned
and we still dont have post drafts. how am i supposed to thrive in this situation
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
and we still dont have post drafts. how am i supposed to thrive in this situation
my knee wont stop twitching this is a sign from god to skip my zoom class
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
my knee wont stop twitching this is a sign from god to skip my zoom class
when im deincarnated like 100 years ago im gonna invent crt tvs but with no lead and just not tell anyone so watching tv gives you radiation poisoning
August 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
when im deincarnated like 100 years ago im gonna invent crt tvs but with no lead and just not tell anyone so watching tv gives you radiation poisoning
Reposted by mar
I regret to inform my haters that I am having a lovely day
August 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I regret to inform my haters that I am having a lovely day
i stopped wearing bikinis for years but then everyone started posting abt full bush in a bikini and i had to join the team
July 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i stopped wearing bikinis for years but then everyone started posting abt full bush in a bikini and i had to join the team
Reposted by mar
like all responsible adults I keep all my hazardous fluids in one corner of my apartment so that if they catch fire they'll all simultaneously explode and kill me instantly
July 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
like all responsible adults I keep all my hazardous fluids in one corner of my apartment so that if they catch fire they'll all simultaneously explode and kill me instantly
the sewing machine is an apparatus that hates you and hates being alive
June 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
the sewing machine is an apparatus that hates you and hates being alive
lowkey i clap and cheer when someone finally gives me the ick like im free
June 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
lowkey i clap and cheer when someone finally gives me the ick like im free
who up taking the bomp from the bomp a lomp a lomp rn
June 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
who up taking the bomp from the bomp a lomp a lomp rn
it sucks that cars are so unsexy in terms of what they do to urban infrastructure and the environment because there are so many awesome car sex songs
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
it sucks that cars are so unsexy in terms of what they do to urban infrastructure and the environment because there are so many awesome car sex songs
when men post about sports it lowkey makes me want to call them slurs. sorry
May 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
when men post about sports it lowkey makes me want to call them slurs. sorry
god just tried to make me crash out by making my piercing ball fall off but little did he know i had a second secret piercing ball in my pocket
May 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
god just tried to make me crash out by making my piercing ball fall off but little did he know i had a second secret piercing ball in my pocket
waiting until next thursday until i can dye my hair And im being normal and patient about it
May 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
waiting until next thursday until i can dye my hair And im being normal and patient about it
every time i stop believing in love i have to rewatch but im a cheerleader. for my health
May 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
every time i stop believing in love i have to rewatch but im a cheerleader. for my health
[at the goth club after theyve played blue monday 47 times already] guys theyre playing blue monday. guys. guys
May 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
[at the goth club after theyve played blue monday 47 times already] guys theyre playing blue monday. guys. guys
me listening to a guy sing about how hes sad and also into some kinky shit over synths bass and electronic drums: fuuuuuuuck this goes so hard
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
me listening to a guy sing about how hes sad and also into some kinky shit over synths bass and electronic drums: fuuuuuuuck this goes so hard
my biggest talent is probably my ability to have a really good time and then suddenly a really bad time with nothing but the power of my mind
May 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
my biggest talent is probably my ability to have a really good time and then suddenly a really bad time with nothing but the power of my mind
Reposted by mar
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
so does the new pope inherit that copy of undertale or
May 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
so does the new pope inherit that copy of undertale or
if posting unfunny memes abt the pope was a job my entire family gc would be millionaires
May 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if posting unfunny memes abt the pope was a job my entire family gc would be millionaires
en 10 años voy a hacer una cover band a mordieron al perro q se llame me tengo que cortar el pelo. idea reservada
May 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
en 10 años voy a hacer una cover band a mordieron al perro q se llame me tengo que cortar el pelo. idea reservada
when i become dictator of the world im gonna ban dudes from taking their shirt off in mosh pits i dont care how much youre sweating if i wanted to rub a slug over my entire torso i would do that
May 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
when i become dictator of the world im gonna ban dudes from taking their shirt off in mosh pits i dont care how much youre sweating if i wanted to rub a slug over my entire torso i would do that
yeah i love when riot grrl bands use synths. how did you know i was a lesbian
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
yeah i love when riot grrl bands use synths. how did you know i was a lesbian
Reposted by mar
another one for lesbian visibility week <3
April 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
another one for lesbian visibility week <3