Your Pal in Ypsi
@ypsidoodle.bsky.social
Cranky moralist. Radical Reconstructionist. Gummi Aficionado. Nothing more than statistical noise, when you get down to it.
And by far the smartest of the group.
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
And by far the smartest of the group.
Good, I think we all missed Wanjiru. To be honest, you've been using far too much evidence lately.
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Good, I think we all missed Wanjiru. To be honest, you've been using far too much evidence lately.
Pretty sure that's bro code for "drank lots of beer and watched their games." He got that from a 10 Weird Hacks site.
December 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pretty sure that's bro code for "drank lots of beer and watched their games." He got that from a 10 Weird Hacks site.
I heard that he invented at least 13 of the elements on the periodic table. Is this true?
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I heard that he invented at least 13 of the elements on the periodic table. Is this true?
I've been wondering this for quite a while: when did we decide that matty was smart/worth listening to? Nate at least used to dump a pail of numbers in your lap, matty just preaches submission as a strategy.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I've been wondering this for quite a while: when did we decide that matty was smart/worth listening to? Nate at least used to dump a pail of numbers in your lap, matty just preaches submission as a strategy.
Or a bow tie. They've modernized.
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Or a bow tie. They've modernized.
I will settle for nothing less than fire.
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I will settle for nothing less than fire.
Gilligan's Island for sociopaths.
Who gets eaten first?
Who gets eaten first?
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Gilligan's Island for sociopaths.
Who gets eaten first?
Who gets eaten first?
The influence he had at the NYT went to his head, and now, Trump-like, he thinks he's super smart and a great strategist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The influence he had at the NYT went to his head, and now, Trump-like, he thinks he's super smart and a great strategist.
Their way or no way.
Sometimes ya gotta incinerate millions of people in order to save them, ya know?
Sometimes ya gotta incinerate millions of people in order to save them, ya know?
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Their way or no way.
Sometimes ya gotta incinerate millions of people in order to save them, ya know?
Sometimes ya gotta incinerate millions of people in order to save them, ya know?
No amount of makeup helps when you lack a soul.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No amount of makeup helps when you lack a soul.
Maybe they're at a meeting of the Bogus Philosophy Society?
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Maybe they're at a meeting of the Bogus Philosophy Society?
Jaws - Watching the film I realized that out living room carpet it looked exactly like shark-infested waters. Ended up playing "hot lava" but with sharks for a few weeks.
Star Wars ('77) - It was the only time I'd ever seen an audience clap at the end.
Star Wars ('77) - It was the only time I'd ever seen an audience clap at the end.
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jaws - Watching the film I realized that out living room carpet it looked exactly like shark-infested waters. Ended up playing "hot lava" but with sharks for a few weeks.
Star Wars ('77) - It was the only time I'd ever seen an audience clap at the end.
Star Wars ('77) - It was the only time I'd ever seen an audience clap at the end.
More to burn, then.
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
More to burn, then.
How would you know you even need a specialist in most cases? Maybe the rich have X-Ray vision, too?
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How would you know you even need a specialist in most cases? Maybe the rich have X-Ray vision, too?
He's asking the kind of questions that are only hard to answer if you need an excuse to separate rich and poor.
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He's asking the kind of questions that are only hard to answer if you need an excuse to separate rich and poor.
Eh, they're going to do it regardless, it's just a matter of which event gets the blame. But you're right that this would be the most likely cause.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Eh, they're going to do it regardless, it's just a matter of which event gets the blame. But you're right that this would be the most likely cause.
Shouldn't the tunnel have its own projector?
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Shouldn't the tunnel have its own projector?
Help them out - why not create the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District Prize for Peace?
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Help them out - why not create the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District Prize for Peace?
To be fair, in-dicked is how she got her job in the first place, so you can see why she sticks to it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
To be fair, in-dicked is how she got her job in the first place, so you can see why she sticks to it.
Skylarking's my favorite, but this collection is a very close second.
December 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Skylarking's my favorite, but this collection is a very close second.
I've known too many of them to ever think otherwise.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I've known too many of them to ever think otherwise.
But as a defense lawyer, you must know that it's a widely accepted strategy to negotiate with hostage takers.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
But as a defense lawyer, you must know that it's a widely accepted strategy to negotiate with hostage takers.
Whole new meaning to "Garwsh, Mickey!"
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Whole new meaning to "Garwsh, Mickey!"