Your Pal in Ypsi
@ypsidoodle.bsky.social
Cranky moralist. Radical Reconstructionist. Gummi Aficionado. Nothing more than statistical noise, when you get down to it.
Reservoir Dogs, but with stupid instead of guns.
July 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reservoir Dogs, but with stupid instead of guns.
Personally, I feel that slothful gelatin would be more accurate. But that's just me; other gelatins prefer to quiver, or even shimmy.
June 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Personally, I feel that slothful gelatin would be more accurate. But that's just me; other gelatins prefer to quiver, or even shimmy.
This is Buddy, assuring me that he will track down whoever chewed the vacuum cleaner's power cord in half.
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is Buddy, assuring me that he will track down whoever chewed the vacuum cleaner's power cord in half.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The average American has three friends.
Guess who dared ask for money today?
Not a chance in hell unless I see some spine wayyyyy before that election cycle heats up.
Not a chance in hell unless I see some spine wayyyyy before that election cycle heats up.
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Guess who dared ask for money today?
Not a chance in hell unless I see some spine wayyyyy before that election cycle heats up.
Not a chance in hell unless I see some spine wayyyyy before that election cycle heats up.
El Estado Magnifico del Illinois.
December 11, 2024 at 5:06 AM
El Estado Magnifico del Illinois.
The People's Democratic Republic of Illinois.
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The People's Democratic Republic of Illinois.
Hey look, a moron.
December 8, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Hey look, a moron.
This was always my favorite book about Grover.
November 8, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This was always my favorite book about Grover.
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social , this is my pal Buddy, who passed away a while ago.
I think I'm finally ready for a new friend. But I moved to Michigan last year, and don't know any of the local arficionados. So maybe you have some pooch-loving followers in the Michigan area who can hook me up?
I think I'm finally ready for a new friend. But I moved to Michigan last year, and don't know any of the local arficionados. So maybe you have some pooch-loving followers in the Michigan area who can hook me up?
November 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Hey, @darthbluesky.bsky.social , this is my pal Buddy, who passed away a while ago.
I think I'm finally ready for a new friend. But I moved to Michigan last year, and don't know any of the local arficionados. So maybe you have some pooch-loving followers in the Michigan area who can hook me up?
I think I'm finally ready for a new friend. But I moved to Michigan last year, and don't know any of the local arficionados. So maybe you have some pooch-loving followers in the Michigan area who can hook me up?
The things they will say are going to be horrifying, but the ineptitude will be massive and entertaining.
September 3, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The things they will say are going to be horrifying, but the ineptitude will be massive and entertaining.
How it started/going:
July 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
How it started/going:
July 25, 2024 at 1:43 PM
This is what I was expecting, and I think it's great - Trump is enraged that the spotlight has been taken from him, so he's going to ramp up the insults in a way that is certain to alienate more people.
July 23, 2024 at 1:26 AM
This is what I was expecting, and I think it's great - Trump is enraged that the spotlight has been taken from him, so he's going to ramp up the insults in a way that is certain to alienate more people.
Oh, it could be worse. Imagine the same quality in 2-3 years, but with the environmental damage that comes from building and operating dozens more datacenters.
May 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Oh, it could be worse. Imagine the same quality in 2-3 years, but with the environmental damage that comes from building and operating dozens more datacenters.
I'm hoping for someone a little more Wormtongue-ish.
February 7, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I'm hoping for someone a little more Wormtongue-ish.
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
You'll be happy to know that a Claremont fellow is preserving their tradition of knowing fuck-all about the Constitution while making unfathomably stupid predictions.
You'll be happy to know that a Claremont fellow is preserving their tradition of knowing fuck-all about the Constitution while making unfathomably stupid predictions.
January 25, 2024 at 1:16 AM
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
You'll be happy to know that a Claremont fellow is preserving their tradition of knowing fuck-all about the Constitution while making unfathomably stupid predictions.
You'll be happy to know that a Claremont fellow is preserving their tradition of knowing fuck-all about the Constitution while making unfathomably stupid predictions.
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Doesn't this mean that we won't be including Texas in the Electoral College this fall?
Doesn't this mean that we won't be including Texas in the Electoral College this fall?
January 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
Doesn't this mean that we won't be including Texas in the Electoral College this fall?
Doesn't this mean that we won't be including Texas in the Electoral College this fall?