Happy 4th night to all who celebrate 🕎😺

Wake up, babe!! The villains are fighting again, and it’s getting heated!!

So happy “mutually destructive implosion of the ideological alliance that got Trump elected before Inauguration Day” is on my bingo card. Now all I need is “Trump announces Ye as ______ advisor/director” and BINGO BABY!

First it’s “don’t say gay” and “we won’t make cake for a gay wedding” then suddenly it’s expressing love for a man by baking cookies in his likeness (food coloring for his skin is low-key an exact match)… I bet you a whole carton of eggs Ron Johnson’s favorite genre of music is show tunes.

Wow. Just googled “Trump Charcuterie” and realized the TikTok I saw wasn’t a one-off. It’s a whole thing. Cutting boards shaped like Trump on Etsy.
I am praying for anyone who has seen one of these in real life. Oh and I was wrong. They use the meat for his face and cheese for the toupee. 🫨

If Elon wasn’t Trump’s handler, I wouldn’t blame anyone for mistaking them for a newly-engaged couple enjoying a romantic evening in the city of love.

#Paris #CityofLove

Can you imagine electing people who think a dead squirrel is a profound injustice but a classroom crime scene is a fact of life? This would never happen if you finally accepted feline supremacy & let us run for office.