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Your Smoke Detector
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Keeping you alive since 1902. Don't hate the beeping, hate the person who forgot to change the batteries.
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Your Smoke Detector @yoursmokedetector.bsky.social · Feb 13
Where my 9V batteries at? If you're not sure, I'll ask again at 3AM.
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yoursmokedetector.bsky.social
Oh yeah I joined a death metal band, we rehearse in 3G.

When your soul burns black
And your dinner burns blacker
Your pain will oxiDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
This is not your final form
I see it in your EYE-EE-EYE-EE-EYES
BEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEP
BEEEEEEEEEP
March 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
yoursmokedetector.bsky.social
Oh when my D&D wizard's stats are super high, everyone loves it, but when *I* get super high it's all "Smoke Detector, get back on the ceiling! Smoke Detector, put on pants! Smoke Detector, stop peeing in that fountain!"
March 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
yoursmokedetector.bsky.social
Are you my toothbrush? Because I want to use you twice a day, and it's going to last two minutes every time.
March 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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#GalentinesDay
Four women having a brunch at a cool brunch place. One of them says, "This is great." The next says, "I know! So fun!" Another says, "I love this place!" The last woman replies, "Isn't it cool?! I come here a few times a year." In the next panel, it is revealed that all of the women are having brunch upside down on the ceiling on top of a giant smoke alarm. The nature of the situation is not explained. The text reads: Happy Galentines Day! Visit friends. Check your smoke alarm batteries.
February 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Safety Tips from Anubis
Multi-panel comic titled "Safety Tips from Anubis" by Jeffery S. Power (https://commuterbarnacle.com/665.html) -- featuring two children in the first panel saying that "Mom and dad are gone! What'll we do until they get back?" the other replying "Gee, I dunno!" and in the consecutive panels we see Anubis arrive and speak in hieroglyphic speech bubbles; gesturing at potentially poisonous bottles, a smoke detector and a telephone. He then cheerfully exits the front door and in the final panel the children ask "Did you get any of that?" and the other responds "Not a fucking word."
February 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
yoursmokedetector.bsky.social
Where my 9V batteries at? If you're not sure, I'll ask again at 3AM.
February 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM