mental illinois
@yourmadfish.bsky.social
My goal is to make sure all MAGAts have a shit time all day every day
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Guys, I hate to even suggest the possibility, but I’m starting to wonder just a teensy-weensy little bit whether maybe, just maybe, FFOTUS wasn’t totally upfront and forthcoming about Project 2025 during the campaign
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guys, I hate to even suggest the possibility, but I’m starting to wonder just a teensy-weensy little bit whether maybe, just maybe, FFOTUS wasn’t totally upfront and forthcoming about Project 2025 during the campaign
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New in PN: Trump's chaos governance failed once. He's trying it again.
"Trumpers have relished the dysfunction they’ve sown, calling it 'shock and awe.' The comparison of the start of Trump’s new term to the beginning of Bush’s failed Iraq War may prove to be very apt, in a catastrophic way."
"Trumpers have relished the dysfunction they’ve sown, calling it 'shock and awe.' The comparison of the start of Trump’s new term to the beginning of Bush’s failed Iraq War may prove to be very apt, in a catastrophic way."
Trump's chaos governance failed once. He's trying it again.
He's breaking eggs while ignoring their price.
www.publicnotice.co
January 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New in PN: Trump's chaos governance failed once. He's trying it again.
"Trumpers have relished the dysfunction they’ve sown, calling it 'shock and awe.' The comparison of the start of Trump’s new term to the beginning of Bush’s failed Iraq War may prove to be very apt, in a catastrophic way."
"Trumpers have relished the dysfunction they’ve sown, calling it 'shock and awe.' The comparison of the start of Trump’s new term to the beginning of Bush’s failed Iraq War may prove to be very apt, in a catastrophic way."
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Someone just found out how babies work.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone just found out how babies work.
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Omg!! The Trump Inaugural Committee released the following message to TICKETED people traveling to DC for the event:
"We strongly suggest people who are in Washington for the event attend other indoor events at indoor venues of their choice to watch the inauguration.”
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
"We strongly suggest people who are in Washington for the event attend other indoor events at indoor venues of their choice to watch the inauguration.”
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
January 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Omg!! The Trump Inaugural Committee released the following message to TICKETED people traveling to DC for the event:
"We strongly suggest people who are in Washington for the event attend other indoor events at indoor venues of their choice to watch the inauguration.”
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
"We strongly suggest people who are in Washington for the event attend other indoor events at indoor venues of their choice to watch the inauguration.”
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
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The irony of MAGA wanting to take over Canada and Greenland but can't handle being outside in the cold for a single day for Donald Trump's inauguration.
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January 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The irony of MAGA wanting to take over Canada and Greenland but can't handle being outside in the cold for a single day for Donald Trump's inauguration.
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The Tik Tok CEO will be sitting directly behind Trump at his invitation during the inauguration. Trump will not uphold or enforce this law, which was pushed in 2023 by Trump himself and Republicans in Congress.
January 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The Tik Tok CEO will be sitting directly behind Trump at his invitation during the inauguration. Trump will not uphold or enforce this law, which was pushed in 2023 by Trump himself and Republicans in Congress.
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Kristi Noem, Donald Trump's nominee for DHS Secretary, babbles about her relationship with tribal members.
A reminder that she is banned from stepping foot on every single reservation in South Dakota by the tribes.
A reminder that she is banned from stepping foot on every single reservation in South Dakota by the tribes.
January 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Kristi Noem, Donald Trump's nominee for DHS Secretary, babbles about her relationship with tribal members.
A reminder that she is banned from stepping foot on every single reservation in South Dakota by the tribes.
A reminder that she is banned from stepping foot on every single reservation in South Dakota by the tribes.
Zuck the cuck: the longer you suck it, the harder it will be to get up from your knees 👍
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Zuck the cuck: the longer you suck it, the harder it will be to get up from your knees 👍
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New in PN: @jttaplin.bsky.social on our new Trumpian oligarchy
"Zuckerberg is a fool to say this is a cultural shift. Bullshit. It isn’t. It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."
"Zuckerberg is a fool to say this is a cultural shift. Bullshit. It isn’t. It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."
Jonathan Taplin on our new Trumpian oligarchy
"It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."
www.publicnotice.co
January 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
New in PN: @jttaplin.bsky.social on our new Trumpian oligarchy
"Zuckerberg is a fool to say this is a cultural shift. Bullshit. It isn’t. It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."
"Zuckerberg is a fool to say this is a cultural shift. Bullshit. It isn’t. It’s just people who are craven cowards bowing down and kissing the ring."
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Donald knows he'd have a small crowd at his inauguration because of the cold.
Bringing it inside is not just a condemnation of his own weakness, but his supporters.
Donald clearly thinks his cult is too soft to show up.
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Bringing it inside is not just a condemnation of his own weakness, but his supporters.
Donald clearly thinks his cult is too soft to show up.
🤣
January 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Donald knows he'd have a small crowd at his inauguration because of the cold.
Bringing it inside is not just a condemnation of his own weakness, but his supporters.
Donald clearly thinks his cult is too soft to show up.
🤣
Bringing it inside is not just a condemnation of his own weakness, but his supporters.
Donald clearly thinks his cult is too soft to show up.
🤣
Mike “bitch boy” Johnson is going to be the newest lap dog.
Here are options for collars:
Here are options for collars:
a pink dog collar with rhinestones and a bow on it
ALT: a pink dog collar with rhinestones and a bow on it
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mike “bitch boy” Johnson is going to be the newest lap dog.
Here are options for collars:
Here are options for collars:
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Trump just announced he is moving the inauguration indoors because it’s going to be cold outside.
Trump’s inauguration to be moved indoors | CNN Politics
President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration will be moved indoors, he announced Friday, due to dangerously cold temperatures projected in the nation’s capital.
www.cnn.com
January 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Trump just announced he is moving the inauguration indoors because it’s going to be cold outside.
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Donald Trump is no Jack Kennedy.
January 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Donald Trump is no Jack Kennedy.
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Sherrod Brown approves this message.
January 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sherrod Brown approves this message.
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WOW. Allies of GOP Rep. Mike Turner, who was removed by Mike Johnson as chair of the House Intelligence Committee, told Fox News that Turner is furious and he’s “never going to vote for another blanking thing around here again.”
Turner has missed all House votes in the last 48 hours.
Turner has missed all House votes in the last 48 hours.
January 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
WOW. Allies of GOP Rep. Mike Turner, who was removed by Mike Johnson as chair of the House Intelligence Committee, told Fox News that Turner is furious and he’s “never going to vote for another blanking thing around here again.”
Turner has missed all House votes in the last 48 hours.
Turner has missed all House votes in the last 48 hours.
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MAGA is gonna have a rude wake up call in Trump’s next administration that it’s not DEI, Black folks, or trans people who are keeping them poor, it’s the billionaires they’re cheering on and inviting to pick their pockets.
January 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
MAGA is gonna have a rude wake up call in Trump’s next administration that it’s not DEI, Black folks, or trans people who are keeping them poor, it’s the billionaires they’re cheering on and inviting to pick their pockets.
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Trump Entertainment presents:
“Pardon Me!”
“Pardon Me!”
New game show: Kiss the ring, get a pardon www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/n...
Eric Adams Heads to Mar-a-Lago to Meet With Trump
The New York mayor, who is under federal indictment, has spoken warmly about President-elect Donald J. Trump in recent weeks and has said he is open to receiving a pardon from him.
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Trump Entertainment presents:
“Pardon Me!”
“Pardon Me!”
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This “Mar-a-Lipo” article was happily posted to a Mar-a-Lago member’s social media account
January 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This “Mar-a-Lipo” article was happily posted to a Mar-a-Lago member’s social media account
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I think some friends of mine and I are going to do some (hopefully hilarious) live streaming commentary
January 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think some friends of mine and I are going to do some (hopefully hilarious) live streaming commentary
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
theonion.com/politic...
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Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial mismanagement and sexual misconduct. Here is what you need to know about the Defense Secretary nominee’s background. Marital Status: Third wife, 12th affair Military Rank: Goon Speaking Style: Eight drinks in Hairstyle: Speaking role in American Psycho […]
theonion.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
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So, I DID hope for worse weather on Monday in my Substack article, published HOURS before chicken trump moved his inauguration inside, lol.
Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆
Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆
January 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So, I DID hope for worse weather on Monday in my Substack article, published HOURS before chicken trump moved his inauguration inside, lol.
Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆
Can I take credit for jinxing it? YES I CAN. 😆
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Epic shade from Tim Walz on Donald Trump moving his inauguration indoors because he can't handle the cold.
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January 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Epic shade from Tim Walz on Donald Trump moving his inauguration indoors because he can't handle the cold.
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Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is counting on Rand Paul’s confirmation vote.
However, a now-deleted tweet shows Hegseth celebrating the defeat of the GOP Senator and his isolationist military policy.
However, a now-deleted tweet shows Hegseth celebrating the defeat of the GOP Senator and his isolationist military policy.
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Defense nominee Pete Hegseth is counting on Rand Paul’s confirmation vote.
However, a now-deleted tweet shows Hegseth celebrating the defeat of the GOP Senator and his isolationist military policy.
However, a now-deleted tweet shows Hegseth celebrating the defeat of the GOP Senator and his isolationist military policy.