Wrenny the neighborhood cryptid
@yourlocalcrypted.bsky.social
She/her
Unknowable hateful eldritch being but likes pretty dice
Unknowable hateful eldritch being but likes pretty dice
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April 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ah poop stick. The screaming void that I use to get to work is all broken. It's silently whispering the poems of a long gone peoples, and sending people to The realm of old roting fish. I hate the feeling of fish slime on my vines.
April 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ah poop stick. The screaming void that I use to get to work is all broken. It's silently whispering the poems of a long gone peoples, and sending people to The realm of old roting fish. I hate the feeling of fish slime on my vines.
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i hope the next pope has lobster claws instead of hands
April 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
i hope the next pope has lobster claws instead of hands
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H̵̡̢̨̢̯͚̝͍̪̟͎̍͑̀͒a̴̺͍̱͖̰̦̲̭̙̲͙̖̎̂͗̑̏͌̈͋̈̾̀̕p̶̧̖̞̮̜̈́̏̓̚p̷̡̻̿̌͗̿ÿ̸̢̲͍̜̮͔̗̳̦͗͒̔ ̴̟̺͇̟̥͍͓̬̰͖̟̎̍̈́͌̉̀̂̕E̵̠̼͎̗̺̓̀̈́͝ȧ̷̲̲̗̆͜͝s̴̼͉͕͈̉̀̋̀̉́̈͝ţ̶̳̦͖̪͍̜̣̜̩͐̌̐͒͂̔̔̕ẹ̵̛̭̑̈́͒̂͒̈́r̴̼͎̭͈̩͍̤͙̰̣̅̎͐̍̃̎͊̑͝͝ͅ
April 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
H̵̡̢̨̢̯͚̝͍̪̟͎̍͑̀͒a̴̺͍̱͖̰̦̲̭̙̲͙̖̎̂͗̑̏͌̈͋̈̾̀̕p̶̧̖̞̮̜̈́̏̓̚p̷̡̻̿̌͗̿ÿ̸̢̲͍̜̮͔̗̳̦͗͒̔ ̴̟̺͇̟̥͍͓̬̰͖̟̎̍̈́͌̉̀̂̕E̵̠̼͎̗̺̓̀̈́͝ȧ̷̲̲̗̆͜͝s̴̼͉͕͈̉̀̋̀̉́̈͝ţ̶̳̦͖̪͍̜̣̜̩͐̌̐͒͂̔̔̕ẹ̵̛̭̑̈́͒̂͒̈́r̴̼͎̭͈̩͍̤͙̰̣̅̎͐̍̃̎͊̑͝͝ͅ
The feeling of the thousand eyed spider slowing lowering itself onto your sleeping form in the light of a silent dusk. Looking for refuge in your unwashed hair. What a way to wake up.
April 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The feeling of the thousand eyed spider slowing lowering itself onto your sleeping form in the light of a silent dusk. Looking for refuge in your unwashed hair. What a way to wake up.
Making a macaroni necklace for my old buddy Sasquatch. However, I wished someone told me not to cook them first. 😕
#cryptid #macaroniart
#cryptid #macaroniart
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Making a macaroni necklace for my old buddy Sasquatch. However, I wished someone told me not to cook them first. 😕
#cryptid #macaroniart
#cryptid #macaroniart
Just a PSA, dog hair collected from under a bed does not make a good wash cloth. If you want to diy a wash cloth, the best fur to use is shedded pet moose fur. The mini mooses are my favorite!
January 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Just a PSA, dog hair collected from under a bed does not make a good wash cloth. If you want to diy a wash cloth, the best fur to use is shedded pet moose fur. The mini mooses are my favorite!
Weeping willows are my favorite willows.
January 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Weeping willows are my favorite willows.
Does anyone have suggestions on how to get my package through the unknowable gray void of melancholy and ennui? The USPS keeps dropping everything off at my neighbors.
January 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Does anyone have suggestions on how to get my package through the unknowable gray void of melancholy and ennui? The USPS keeps dropping everything off at my neighbors.
Fresno got really upset when I asked them if they consider the thing holding up their pants a belt or a necklace. I'm blocked now. 😭
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fresno got really upset when I asked them if they consider the thing holding up their pants a belt or a necklace. I'm blocked now. 😭
Joyous news! do believe that the mold person that lives under the tub can speak in full sentences now. Guess it is time to ask them to pay rent.
December 29, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Joyous news! do believe that the mold person that lives under the tub can speak in full sentences now. Guess it is time to ask them to pay rent.
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It's wild how it's all really happening. Some real "may you live in interesting times" stuff.
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
It's wild how it's all really happening. Some real "may you live in interesting times" stuff.