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Your Fav Pagan
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Twitter refugee and bachelor enthusiast
Very excited for the inevitable Billy Joel biopic and also volunteer Jeremy Allen White to play him.
June 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My boss told me he had a horrible dream about a frolf tournament and I don’t remember the point of the dream because the whole time he was talking I was trying to figure out what frolf was.
June 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Baby man snow day
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m mad at an actor so in my production photos I made their forehead bigger. I feel better now.
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
It’s weird to see maps without the country outlines. like, why you nakey?
December 5, 2024 at 8:06 PM
My other techs went way too smoothly, 2024 didn’t hold back in this one.
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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We spent so much time thinking Howie Mandel, never stopped to think Shouldwie Mandel
November 19, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Fake trees for fakes
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Went to bed without a yt video playing. Slept amazing but woke to my own thoughts.
Won’t be trying that again.
September 20, 2023 at 11:28 AM
My director is giving me the ick.
August 26, 2023 at 5:41 PM
It’s common sense, I have to reinstall common sense.
August 25, 2023 at 1:53 PM
This Barbie is doing her best
August 18, 2023 at 12:06 AM
What planet is going wild now making everyone I know text me
August 12, 2023 at 3:20 AM
I don’t always have a fight in me, but my current TD can always catch these hands.
August 11, 2023 at 11:18 PM
Taxi driver at my wawa was diddling himself in the parking lot today!
While disturbing, all of us inside the wawa are now beautifully bonded in a way I didn’t expect on a otherwise normal Thursday!
August 10, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Dishes log, disregard- I’m trying to prove something.
August 10, 2023 at 3:47 AM
It’s me, hi. throw a fish guy- it’s me.
August 9, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Doodles for sleepy Disney parents in the gym (1/ )
August 8, 2023 at 11:26 AM
I’m making Kevin start Majora’s mask so I can find out how to beat it
August 6, 2023 at 2:44 PM
just realized if someone in my phone has a contact photo it’s then as a baby crying or in distress and I don’t know what this says about me
August 5, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Hold on let me pop a tums
August 4, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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i love historical pictures
August 2, 2023 at 1:25 AM
I’d love to be friends with new coworkers but upon entering an elevator with one I was promptly give a description of their most recent shart.
August 1, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Apparently the correct response to “and we can kill two birds with one stone” is not-
“Yea fuck them birds.”
July 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM