Your Fav Pagan
@yourfavoritepagan.bsky.social
Twitter refugee and bachelor enthusiast
Very excited for the inevitable Billy Joel biopic and also volunteer Jeremy Allen White to play him.
June 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Very excited for the inevitable Billy Joel biopic and also volunteer Jeremy Allen White to play him.
My boss told me he had a horrible dream about a frolf tournament and I don’t remember the point of the dream because the whole time he was talking I was trying to figure out what frolf was.
June 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My boss told me he had a horrible dream about a frolf tournament and I don’t remember the point of the dream because the whole time he was talking I was trying to figure out what frolf was.
Baby man snow day
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Baby man snow day
I’m mad at an actor so in my production photos I made their forehead bigger. I feel better now.
December 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I’m mad at an actor so in my production photos I made their forehead bigger. I feel better now.
It’s weird to see maps without the country outlines. like, why you nakey?
December 5, 2024 at 8:06 PM
It’s weird to see maps without the country outlines. like, why you nakey?
My other techs went way too smoothly, 2024 didn’t hold back in this one.
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
My other techs went way too smoothly, 2024 didn’t hold back in this one.
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We spent so much time thinking Howie Mandel, never stopped to think Shouldwie Mandel
November 19, 2023 at 1:28 PM
We spent so much time thinking Howie Mandel, never stopped to think Shouldwie Mandel
Fake trees for fakes
November 15, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Fake trees for fakes
Went to bed without a yt video playing. Slept amazing but woke to my own thoughts.
Won’t be trying that again.
Won’t be trying that again.
September 20, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Went to bed without a yt video playing. Slept amazing but woke to my own thoughts.
Won’t be trying that again.
Won’t be trying that again.
My director is giving me the ick.
August 26, 2023 at 5:41 PM
My director is giving me the ick.
It’s common sense, I have to reinstall common sense.
August 25, 2023 at 1:53 PM
It’s common sense, I have to reinstall common sense.
This Barbie is doing her best
August 18, 2023 at 12:06 AM
This Barbie is doing her best
What planet is going wild now making everyone I know text me
August 12, 2023 at 3:20 AM
What planet is going wild now making everyone I know text me
I don’t always have a fight in me, but my current TD can always catch these hands.
August 11, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I don’t always have a fight in me, but my current TD can always catch these hands.
Taxi driver at my wawa was diddling himself in the parking lot today!
While disturbing, all of us inside the wawa are now beautifully bonded in a way I didn’t expect on a otherwise normal Thursday!
While disturbing, all of us inside the wawa are now beautifully bonded in a way I didn’t expect on a otherwise normal Thursday!
August 10, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Taxi driver at my wawa was diddling himself in the parking lot today!
While disturbing, all of us inside the wawa are now beautifully bonded in a way I didn’t expect on a otherwise normal Thursday!
While disturbing, all of us inside the wawa are now beautifully bonded in a way I didn’t expect on a otherwise normal Thursday!
Dishes log, disregard- I’m trying to prove something.
August 10, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Dishes log, disregard- I’m trying to prove something.
It’s me, hi. throw a fish guy- it’s me.
August 9, 2023 at 10:02 PM
It’s me, hi. throw a fish guy- it’s me.
Doodles for sleepy Disney parents in the gym (1/ )
August 8, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Doodles for sleepy Disney parents in the gym (1/ )
I’m making Kevin start Majora’s mask so I can find out how to beat it
August 6, 2023 at 2:44 PM
I’m making Kevin start Majora’s mask so I can find out how to beat it
just realized if someone in my phone has a contact photo it’s then as a baby crying or in distress and I don’t know what this says about me
August 5, 2023 at 3:28 PM
just realized if someone in my phone has a contact photo it’s then as a baby crying or in distress and I don’t know what this says about me
Hold on let me pop a tums
August 4, 2023 at 1:14 AM
Hold on let me pop a tums
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i love historical pictures
August 2, 2023 at 1:25 AM
i love historical pictures
I’d love to be friends with new coworkers but upon entering an elevator with one I was promptly give a description of their most recent shart.
August 1, 2023 at 6:17 PM
I’d love to be friends with new coworkers but upon entering an elevator with one I was promptly give a description of their most recent shart.
Apparently the correct response to “and we can kill two birds with one stone” is not-
“Yea fuck them birds.”
“Yea fuck them birds.”
July 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Apparently the correct response to “and we can kill two birds with one stone” is not-
“Yea fuck them birds.”
“Yea fuck them birds.”