Your Dark Passenger 😈🦇 🇨🇦
@yourdarkpassenger.bsky.social
Semi retired phone Goddess who digs the occult, being creative, divination, good bud, and ultimately, getting lost in the wildwoods.
💍 👑 I’m someone’s fabulous Heathen Queen
I wanna take a ride on a swinging UFO 👽🛸 🍸
Be 18+
💍 👑 I’m someone’s fabulous Heathen Queen
I wanna take a ride on a swinging UFO 👽🛸 🍸
Be 18+
Tofino gin is so very very tasty! 🌲 🍹💚
December 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Tofino gin is so very very tasty! 🌲 🍹💚
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If I ask you to bite me, and you do - please understand I bite back.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If I ask you to bite me, and you do - please understand I bite back.
I’m watching this Irish horror movies called Puffball. 🎃💀
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I’m watching this Irish horror movies called Puffball. 🎃💀
Tuesday is my Monday and today was a long day. I got stuff done but now I want to wrap myself up with a blanket called lorazepam. 🤣
*Pats couch*
Care to join me? I share better than this calico cat LOL 👇🏻
*Pats couch*
Care to join me? I share better than this calico cat LOL 👇🏻
two cats are eating food on the sidewalk near a car
Alt: A calico cat, which is a tri colour cat of orangewhite and black, has his front paw on the head of a bright orange tabby cat to keep him away from the pile of kibble the calico is eating. They are very close to the wheel of a car but the car is parked so no worries, cats are just fine.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tuesday is my Monday and today was a long day. I got stuff done but now I want to wrap myself up with a blanket called lorazepam. 🤣
*Pats couch*
Care to join me? I share better than this calico cat LOL 👇🏻
*Pats couch*
Care to join me? I share better than this calico cat LOL 👇🏻
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Gotta get nicely baked to finally get this country mullet cut off by a stranger while I stare at myself in the mirror 😱🤔😏🔥🌱💨🙏🏻
OG Kush, Purps & Josh D OG🌱👌🏻
OG Kush, Purps & Josh D OG🌱👌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Gotta get nicely baked to finally get this country mullet cut off by a stranger while I stare at myself in the mirror 😱🤔😏🔥🌱💨🙏🏻
OG Kush, Purps & Josh D OG🌱👌🏻
OG Kush, Purps & Josh D OG🌱👌🏻
If you want me to smoke your cock just know I’m going to insist on lighting it. 😂 🔥
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
a drawing of a rooster with smoke coming out of its mouth
Alt: a colourful drawing of a rooster with smoke coming out of its mouth when it crows cock a doodle doo. The roosters body is green and its plume and tail feathers are red and orange..
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November 20, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you want me to smoke your cock just know I’m going to insist on lighting it. 😂 🔥
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Do any Canadians remember the demonic birthday clown named Bimbo? 😂
This fucker gave me horrible creepy nightmares 😱. #unclebobby #retro #canadian #kidshow
youtu.be/Lc8ew3q4SxQ?...
This fucker gave me horrible creepy nightmares 😱. #unclebobby #retro #canadian #kidshow
youtu.be/Lc8ew3q4SxQ?...
Uncle Bobby Show - Bimbo the Birthday Clown at 9 Number Nine Court (1970s) 🤡🤡🤡
YouTube video by Retrontario
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November 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Do any Canadians remember the demonic birthday clown named Bimbo? 😂
This fucker gave me horrible creepy nightmares 😱. #unclebobby #retro #canadian #kidshow
youtu.be/Lc8ew3q4SxQ?...
This fucker gave me horrible creepy nightmares 😱. #unclebobby #retro #canadian #kidshow
youtu.be/Lc8ew3q4SxQ?...
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Earth Guardians, Anita Inverarity.
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Earth Guardians, Anita Inverarity.
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#EgretSunset
Is it a good time for an Egret Sunset!
Is it a good time for an Egret Sunset!
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
#EgretSunset
Is it a good time for an Egret Sunset!
Is it a good time for an Egret Sunset!
Had a beautiful conversation with my favourite client (who has become a close friend) tonight. I have known him for 16 years and his friendship makes my life so much better. 🫶🏻
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Had a beautiful conversation with my favourite client (who has become a close friend) tonight. I have known him for 16 years and his friendship makes my life so much better. 🫶🏻
I’m baking an orange flavoured cake later on this day and I’m excited. I love baking. it gives me much pleasure. 🧡
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m baking an orange flavoured cake later on this day and I’m excited. I love baking. it gives me much pleasure. 🧡
I just googled a fancy mushroom I saw in the forest & it’s psychedelic. It also will give you the shits, make you chuck and go into a coma.
I tapped my chin & thought about whether I could find it again, if I went back to look for it.
Life is full of risks but I thought a lick wouldn’t hurt. 😂🍄
I tapped my chin & thought about whether I could find it again, if I went back to look for it.
Life is full of risks but I thought a lick wouldn’t hurt. 😂🍄
a painting of a mushroom with the name izhemma on it
Alt: a painting of a mushroom with a red cap with white dots on it. The stem is white. It’s nestled in green grass and a small brown fall leaf floats to the ground in front of the mushroom.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I just googled a fancy mushroom I saw in the forest & it’s psychedelic. It also will give you the shits, make you chuck and go into a coma.
I tapped my chin & thought about whether I could find it again, if I went back to look for it.
Life is full of risks but I thought a lick wouldn’t hurt. 😂🍄
I tapped my chin & thought about whether I could find it again, if I went back to look for it.
Life is full of risks but I thought a lick wouldn’t hurt. 😂🍄
Im not a young hell kitten, I’m an old cranky hell cat! I’ll scratch your furniture with my long nails and pee on your wall before I walk out the door with my tail all the way UP, bitch.
And I’ll be wearing these shoes while I’m doing it. 👇🏻🤘
And I’ll be wearing these shoes while I’m doing it. 👇🏻🤘
a woman wearing a pair of red sole high heels walks down a street
Alt: a woman wearing a pair of red sole black high heels walks down a street. She has shapely legs and a slow swagger. You can see in her shadow on the ground she is carrying a bag from a boutique.
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November 7, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Im not a young hell kitten, I’m an old cranky hell cat! I’ll scratch your furniture with my long nails and pee on your wall before I walk out the door with my tail all the way UP, bitch.
And I’ll be wearing these shoes while I’m doing it. 👇🏻🤘
And I’ll be wearing these shoes while I’m doing it. 👇🏻🤘
Mac lipstick in MEHR with a dark purple lipliner blended around the edges looks so fucking good!
SO FUCKING GOOD.
SO FUCKING GOOD.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Mac lipstick in MEHR with a dark purple lipliner blended around the edges looks so fucking good!
SO FUCKING GOOD.
SO FUCKING GOOD.
Happy Halloween to all my favourite boils and ghouls! 🧙🦇🧹🎃🫶🏻👻
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Happy Halloween to all my favourite boils and ghouls! 🧙🦇🧹🎃🫶🏻👻
I love all the versions of this song but the OG is badass and never talked about enough.
#taintedlove
youtu.be/NSehtaY6k1U?...
#taintedlove
youtu.be/NSehtaY6k1U?...
GLORIA JONES- "TAINTED LOVE" (1964)
YouTube video by funknroll
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I love all the versions of this song but the OG is badass and never talked about enough.
#taintedlove
youtu.be/NSehtaY6k1U?...
#taintedlove
youtu.be/NSehtaY6k1U?...
If I trigger you by telling you no then that’s on you. Grow up, man babies.
a man taking a picture of himself with the words no means no behind him
Alt: a man (actor Jim carrey) mouthing the words no means no into a flip phone. He has Brownshirt hair and he’s wearing a light brown jacket.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If I trigger you by telling you no then that’s on you. Grow up, man babies.
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Never settle, boys and girls. Good morning! 🩷
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Never settle, boys and girls. Good morning! 🩷
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Today's #WyrdWednesday theme is Witches! 🖤
As regular listeners will know, we love a witch story, and have told loads of them.
But do you know the truth behind England's most famous witch, Mother Shipton?
If not, we have an episode all about her - and her story is pretty flippin' odd...
As regular listeners will know, we love a witch story, and have told loads of them.
But do you know the truth behind England's most famous witch, Mother Shipton?
If not, we have an episode all about her - and her story is pretty flippin' odd...
October 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Today's #WyrdWednesday theme is Witches! 🖤
As regular listeners will know, we love a witch story, and have told loads of them.
But do you know the truth behind England's most famous witch, Mother Shipton?
If not, we have an episode all about her - and her story is pretty flippin' odd...
As regular listeners will know, we love a witch story, and have told loads of them.
But do you know the truth behind England's most famous witch, Mother Shipton?
If not, we have an episode all about her - and her story is pretty flippin' odd...
My cure for annoying hiccups is a big pickle.
It’s fool proof. 😏 🥒
It’s fool proof. 😏 🥒
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My cure for annoying hiccups is a big pickle.
It’s fool proof. 😏 🥒
It’s fool proof. 😏 🥒
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I don't know what kind of plant this is, but it is quite happy from the recent monsoonal rains.
🌊🦭💚
🌊🦭💚
October 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don't know what kind of plant this is, but it is quite happy from the recent monsoonal rains.
🌊🦭💚
🌊🦭💚
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p. Cubensis ‘Jedi Mind Fuck’
I had to scrub the purple black spores off my hands after I’d cleaned them all up!
#spores #cubensis #mushrooms #mushroommonday #fungifriends
I had to scrub the purple black spores off my hands after I’d cleaned them all up!
#spores #cubensis #mushrooms #mushroommonday #fungifriends
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
p. Cubensis ‘Jedi Mind Fuck’
I had to scrub the purple black spores off my hands after I’d cleaned them all up!
#spores #cubensis #mushrooms #mushroommonday #fungifriends
I had to scrub the purple black spores off my hands after I’d cleaned them all up!
#spores #cubensis #mushrooms #mushroommonday #fungifriends
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From American Spiders and Their Spinning Work, Henry C Cook.
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
From American Spiders and Their Spinning Work, Henry C Cook.