Matty Fuego
@youngmattyfuego.bsky.social
I indoctrinate college students with uninformed liberal hogwash spewed by the minority of people in this country.
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Another “breaking news” moment where media takes the gov word as “official” when a) video evidence shows exactly what happened and b) the gov lies every time it opens its mouth.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Another “breaking news” moment where media takes the gov word as “official” when a) video evidence shows exactly what happened and b) the gov lies every time it opens its mouth.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
With all the good and important Big Media can and does do, its willingness to cling to “objectivity” is killing us.
Someone, anyone do something.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Someone, anyone do something.
There’s no coming back from this administration. Nothing will come of this. There will be no repercussions or consequences. Something just as or more egregious will happen soon. We might not even win at the ballot box. It’s over. This is the norm now. A perpetual police state.
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
There’s no coming back from this administration. Nothing will come of this. There will be no repercussions or consequences. Something just as or more egregious will happen soon. We might not even win at the ballot box. It’s over. This is the norm now. A perpetual police state.
And so nothing is going to stop this guy from doing whatever he wants huh?
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
And so nothing is going to stop this guy from doing whatever he wants huh?
I’m aware that I’m at a time period in life where friends are beginning to lose parents, but the latter part of 2025 was aggressive. Let’s roll in 2026 a little bit less so.
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I’m aware that I’m at a time period in life where friends are beginning to lose parents, but the latter part of 2025 was aggressive. Let’s roll in 2026 a little bit less so.
Fixed my washing machine for $8.60 and it’s not being appreciated enough.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Fixed my washing machine for $8.60 and it’s not being appreciated enough.
New sweatshirts are two wears before wash. Minimum.
December 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
New sweatshirts are two wears before wash. Minimum.
Happy hearing people claim “my New Year’s resolution is to read more” season to those who celebrate. You won’t read more. You’ll get 23 pages into the book your spouse got you for Christmas then go scroll on Instagram Reels until next December.
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy hearing people claim “my New Year’s resolution is to read more” season to those who celebrate. You won’t read more. You’ll get 23 pages into the book your spouse got you for Christmas then go scroll on Instagram Reels until next December.
The main character on a wildly successful and popular Netflix show’s real life mom is my boss and I’m playing this game (with myself) whereby I don’t ask or care or let on that I know the boy in her family pictures is very famous. She’s dying for me to ask. But I never will.
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The main character on a wildly successful and popular Netflix show’s real life mom is my boss and I’m playing this game (with myself) whereby I don’t ask or care or let on that I know the boy in her family pictures is very famous. She’s dying for me to ask. But I never will.
No one prepares you for the eventuality that your kid gets old enough to stay up longer than you want to be awake but you stick it out because you also want to watch tv and unwind with a drink in silence.
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No one prepares you for the eventuality that your kid gets old enough to stay up longer than you want to be awake but you stick it out because you also want to watch tv and unwind with a drink in silence.
Ghostface saying, “Let’s season their broth” to describe using a sawed-off shotgun on enemies makes me laugh every time
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ghostface saying, “Let’s season their broth” to describe using a sawed-off shotgun on enemies makes me laugh every time
@thepressbox.bsky.social only in podcast journalism. Another verbal tick. Saying “I do think…” Rather than just I think or stating an opinion. “I do think Notre Dame should have made the college football playoffs,” for example.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@thepressbox.bsky.social only in podcast journalism. Another verbal tick. Saying “I do think…” Rather than just I think or stating an opinion. “I do think Notre Dame should have made the college football playoffs,” for example.
ChatGPT can grade papers, sure, but it also just gave me multiple ways to make hot chocolate with tequila and I can totally see how people fall in love with these lovable fuckers.
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
ChatGPT can grade papers, sure, but it also just gave me multiple ways to make hot chocolate with tequila and I can totally see how people fall in love with these lovable fuckers.
People only show you pictures of their kids so that you can compliment them (I’m guilty, for sure). We can stop this by saying, “No,” when people start showing us.
August 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
People only show you pictures of their kids so that you can compliment them (I’m guilty, for sure). We can stop this by saying, “No,” when people start showing us.
If you’re over the age of seven and you still block your nose when you jump in water you should just not go swimming anymore. It’s embarrassing.
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you’re over the age of seven and you still block your nose when you jump in water you should just not go swimming anymore. It’s embarrassing.
An overlooked aspect of this new generation of artists is that there will be no more songs about photographs.
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
An overlooked aspect of this new generation of artists is that there will be no more songs about photographs.
What’s the proper descriptor for Roger Ailes in my journalism lesson? Scumbag?
August 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What’s the proper descriptor for Roger Ailes in my journalism lesson? Scumbag?
Trump fucked kids and we all know it. It doesn’t need a list to be confirmed. He did it. Lots of other people did, too. They’re all pieces of shit who will never be punished for it either.
July 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Trump fucked kids and we all know it. It doesn’t need a list to be confirmed. He did it. Lots of other people did, too. They’re all pieces of shit who will never be punished for it either.
Sierra Nevada Torpedo is so good.
July 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Sierra Nevada Torpedo is so good.
I don’t have to teach ethics this semester, which, I guess, won’t compel me to assess the current situation as often as I did all last school year. Blissful ignorance maybe.
July 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don’t have to teach ethics this semester, which, I guess, won’t compel me to assess the current situation as often as I did all last school year. Blissful ignorance maybe.
By the way @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was right: They Knew. What I know? The Last American Road Trip is fucking phenomenal. Read it. Shit. Read it twice then give it to a friend.
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
By the way @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was right: They Knew. What I know? The Last American Road Trip is fucking phenomenal. Read it. Shit. Read it twice then give it to a friend.
Why did Biden and why isn’t Trump releasing the “Epstein Files?” Because, if it exists (and it probably does because why would he - ahem - off himself if not?), it implicates them all. If not directly, indirectly. They’re all lying. Both parties. To protect their cabal of asshole associates.
July 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why did Biden and why isn’t Trump releasing the “Epstein Files?” Because, if it exists (and it probably does because why would he - ahem - off himself if not?), it implicates them all. If not directly, indirectly. They’re all lying. Both parties. To protect their cabal of asshole associates.
Remember when the Democrats were in office after promising all good shit then did nothing and then the Republicans are in office after promising all malicious and cruel shit and then actually did it? Fun.
July 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Remember when the Democrats were in office after promising all good shit then did nothing and then the Republicans are in office after promising all malicious and cruel shit and then actually did it? Fun.
Who knew that I would become an adult and have so many people who described themselves as “lions” in my life.
June 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Who knew that I would become an adult and have so many people who described themselves as “lions” in my life.