Jaq
@youmadeitweird.bsky.social
She/They
Writer, nerd, RPer, lover of media in general
30+
18+ only plz
Writer, nerd, RPer, lover of media in general
30+
18+ only plz
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reposted by Jaq
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
#gortash never dealt with #durge being overtaken by the urge but he was absolutely prepared to deal with it if need be. So just sit with the mental image of him reading to himself as a hogtied bhaalspawn rages at him. Every roar and hiss returned like he's talking to a yowling cat. "Yes, I know."
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Writing #gortash as a dominant bottom: The man doesn't skimp on his job but he also knows when to delegate. Just because he'll step on you and give directions doesn't mean he's volunteering to do all the work. You (with few, singular exceptions) can't get on his level, prove you deserve to be here.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Writing #gortash as a dominant bottom: The man doesn't skimp on his job but he also knows when to delegate. Just because he'll step on you and give directions doesn't mean he's volunteering to do all the work. You (with few, singular exceptions) can't get on his level, prove you deserve to be here.
A simple mod for #durgetash fans, a proposal: Somebody just add a mod for Durge Players that triggers a fight with some seemingly random attackers if you interact too much with the companion you're romancing in front of #gortash at Wyrm's Rock. 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
A simple mod for #durgetash fans, a proposal: Somebody just add a mod for Durge Players that triggers a fight with some seemingly random attackers if you interact too much with the companion you're romancing in front of #gortash at Wyrm's Rock. 1/2
I maintain the idea that #gortash escaped the House of Hope, but the how's are always interesting. I think unknown to him, Raphael's contract only lasted as long as he was technically the "property" of his parents. Their claim to him had an expiration date and so would his, but 1/?
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I maintain the idea that #gortash escaped the House of Hope, but the how's are always interesting. I think unknown to him, Raphael's contract only lasted as long as he was technically the "property" of his parents. Their claim to him had an expiration date and so would his, but 1/?
Random #gortash hc: he does not keep animals but he likes cats and is perfectly fine with an increased population in the gate because raphael hates them (esp kittens) and it's a subtle way of letting him know he's not welcome.
October 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Random #gortash hc: he does not keep animals but he likes cats and is perfectly fine with an increased population in the gate because raphael hates them (esp kittens) and it's a subtle way of letting him know he's not welcome.
I don't get Fantasy Football. Not fantasy enough. My running back is the Flash. What now, Craig? #fantasyfootball
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don't get Fantasy Football. Not fantasy enough. My running back is the Flash. What now, Craig? #fantasyfootball
So I do some odd PSLs in RP for #gortash but I also have him in a game with a set storyline. To give you the gist, villain-types die and get a second shot at going back if they rehab with guidance. The setting: a ship that travels between dimensions, so it's "change via experience." 1/?
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
So I do some odd PSLs in RP for #gortash but I also have him in a game with a set storyline. To give you the gist, villain-types die and get a second shot at going back if they rehab with guidance. The setting: a ship that travels between dimensions, so it's "change via experience." 1/?
I have experimented some with the popular #gortash fanon that he has EDS, hence slower healing scars, the gauntlets concealing ringsplints, the cane and his gait being very subtly off. In my writing and rps this tends to appear in a few specific ways: 1/?
August 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have experimented some with the popular #gortash fanon that he has EDS, hence slower healing scars, the gauntlets concealing ringsplints, the cane and his gait being very subtly off. In my writing and rps this tends to appear in a few specific ways: 1/?
Anyone else done a #gortash as Tav run? The general idea: Gort (or any other npc you want) dies as they do ingame and had woken up on the nautiloid. No one recognizes them and they're back to lv 1 in ability. Play as you think they would. Who would they romance? Would the experience change THEM?
July 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Anyone else done a #gortash as Tav run? The general idea: Gort (or any other npc you want) dies as they do ingame and had woken up on the nautiloid. No one recognizes them and they're back to lv 1 in ability. Play as you think they would. Who would they romance? Would the experience change THEM?
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Durge was a mite baffled at seeing #gortash 's bed the first time because it's small compared to what the other Chosen sleep on. Very economical there. He clearly didn't outfit his space with visitors in mind.
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Durge was a mite baffled at seeing #gortash 's bed the first time because it's small compared to what the other Chosen sleep on. Very economical there. He clearly didn't outfit his space with visitors in mind.
More thoughts after that #durgetash related reply: There was a short period of grieving for #gortash, which is to say he did that shit in private and then never again because he knows Orin is waiting for him to react and he refuses. 1/???
July 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
More thoughts after that #durgetash related reply: There was a short period of grieving for #gortash, which is to say he did that shit in private and then never again because he knows Orin is waiting for him to react and he refuses. 1/???
How I read one ending in datvg. Ignore that I'm a mess there's a heatwave. #dragonage #datvg #dragonagetheveilguard #dragonagesolas #solas #datvgspoilers
June 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
How I read one ending in datvg. Ignore that I'm a mess there's a heatwave. #dragonage #datvg #dragonagetheveilguard #dragonagesolas #solas #datvgspoilers
More #gortash adjacent headcanons/observations: I love how everyone has a different take on who in #durgetash is the bigger horndog (for me it's both in different fonts) but re: their gods? Bhaal is WAY more okay with it than Bane is. (Cont)
May 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
More #gortash adjacent headcanons/observations: I love how everyone has a different take on who in #durgetash is the bigger horndog (for me it's both in different fonts) but re: their gods? Bhaal is WAY more okay with it than Bane is. (Cont)
Adulthood is sometimes trading the peanut butter in your PB&J sandwich for #nutella because you are mad with power and nobody can stop you. 1/3
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Adulthood is sometimes trading the peanut butter in your PB&J sandwich for #nutella because you are mad with power and nobody can stop you. 1/3
Headcanons as a #gortash writer/rper: He does not want kids. Parenthood is a job, and he doesn't want it and you should not have kids if you don't mean to raise them. He takes precautions to not impregnate anyone or GET pregnant (look, bhaalspawn and dragons are tricky ok). If he somehow (cont)
May 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Headcanons as a #gortash writer/rper: He does not want kids. Parenthood is a job, and he doesn't want it and you should not have kids if you don't mean to raise them. He takes precautions to not impregnate anyone or GET pregnant (look, bhaalspawn and dragons are tricky ok). If he somehow (cont)
May 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Using #bg3 mods to design my #gortash AU. Younger!gort figured Bane out quicker and decided to fuck off to space and be a Starjammer pirate captain. Ship is a reverse-eng. and rebuilt nautiloid. Outfit still has the gauntlets but the rest is very adapted from gith and illithid styles. Pics next
May 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#bg3 The Dark Urge is not a fun character to encounter in a tabletop game. UNLESS... #thedarkurge #bg3thedarkurge #durge #bg3durge
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
#bg3 The Dark Urge is not a fun character to encounter in a tabletop game. UNLESS... #thedarkurge #bg3thedarkurge #durge #bg3durge