Squirrel Ives
@yougosquirrel.bsky.social
Artist/Comedian/Woodland Creature
Anyone wanna do me a huuuge favor and lemme cum inside them?
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Anyone wanna do me a huuuge favor and lemme cum inside them?
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Had a really good idea for a shirt
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Had a really good idea for a shirt
Is this too much to ask for?
January 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Is this too much to ask for?
Christmas Orgy
2019
Procreate
I made this years ago and forgot about it until just today lmao
2019
Procreate
I made this years ago and forgot about it until just today lmao
December 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Christmas Orgy
2019
Procreate
I made this years ago and forgot about it until just today lmao
2019
Procreate
I made this years ago and forgot about it until just today lmao
Thrilled with how these turned out. Which one do you prefer? Black and white or color?
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Thrilled with how these turned out. Which one do you prefer? Black and white or color?
Dragon Penis
Here is an ejaculating dragon penis I dun drew.
#dragoncock #dragondick #dragon #cumshot #procreate
Here is an ejaculating dragon penis I dun drew.
#dragoncock #dragondick #dragon #cumshot #procreate
December 3, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Dragon Penis
Here is an ejaculating dragon penis I dun drew.
#dragoncock #dragondick #dragon #cumshot #procreate
Here is an ejaculating dragon penis I dun drew.
#dragoncock #dragondick #dragon #cumshot #procreate
Imagine you get a Jesus tattoo and you die and you see Jesus in heaven looking nothing like it and he clowns you for all eternity
December 2, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Imagine you get a Jesus tattoo and you die and you see Jesus in heaven looking nothing like it and he clowns you for all eternity
Okay, look at this piece and look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t fetish art? Like why would you take the time to painstakingly sculpt this unless….
December 1, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Okay, look at this piece and look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t fetish art? Like why would you take the time to painstakingly sculpt this unless….
They should make more crazy ass porn like this. Lemme know if you can find any
#ufo #porn #greenbitches
#ufo #porn #greenbitches
December 1, 2024 at 5:08 PM
They should make more crazy ass porn like this. Lemme know if you can find any
#ufo #porn #greenbitches
#ufo #porn #greenbitches
Going to the public pool just to get rid of all my band-aids
December 1, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Going to the public pool just to get rid of all my band-aids
Thinking of taking steroids, not necessarily for muscle growth, just because I want an easier time standing up for myself
December 1, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Thinking of taking steroids, not necessarily for muscle growth, just because I want an easier time standing up for myself
Yes Frieza is a classic villain, but I think his brother is Cooler
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Yes Frieza is a classic villain, but I think his brother is Cooler
Drew my interpretation of the Demon King of Lust—Asmodeus as an offering so I would be granted hoes. Time will tell if he liked it but I LIKE IT. I would have given an artist hoes if he drew this pic of me like this.
Asmodeus
Ink and Paper
2022
#asmodeus #demonology #demon #art #ink
Asmodeus
Ink and Paper
2022
#asmodeus #demonology #demon #art #ink
November 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Drew my interpretation of the Demon King of Lust—Asmodeus as an offering so I would be granted hoes. Time will tell if he liked it but I LIKE IT. I would have given an artist hoes if he drew this pic of me like this.
Asmodeus
Ink and Paper
2022
#asmodeus #demonology #demon #art #ink
Asmodeus
Ink and Paper
2022
#asmodeus #demonology #demon #art #ink
Censoring like this is the only way I can post on Instagram and Facebook without catching a ban anymore
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Censoring like this is the only way I can post on Instagram and Facebook without catching a ban anymore
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Wow so much for being a "chill guy"
Guess we have to retire this meme for good now :(
Guess we have to retire this meme for good now :(
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Wow so much for being a "chill guy"
Guess we have to retire this meme for good now :(
Guess we have to retire this meme for good now :(
Me watching my cats fight
November 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Me watching my cats fight
I hate when non-religious people say God never answered my prayers. Sure he did, the answer was just no.
November 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I hate when non-religious people say God never answered my prayers. Sure he did, the answer was just no.
The lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers openly admitted to sleeping with a 14 year old in his autobiography and never faced any negative consequences which just goes to show that nobody wants to read a book written by Anthony Kiedis
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
The lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers openly admitted to sleeping with a 14 year old in his autobiography and never faced any negative consequences which just goes to show that nobody wants to read a book written by Anthony Kiedis
I get it
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I get it
Yes it is imperative that large Italian women stomp these grapes barefoot to make the wine. No further questions.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Yes it is imperative that large Italian women stomp these grapes barefoot to make the wine. No further questions.
Reposted by Squirrel Ives
Reposted by Squirrel Ives
Cop: I clocked you going 15 miles over the speed limit passing traffic on the highway
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
November 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Cop: I clocked you going 15 miles over the speed limit passing traffic on the highway
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
Me, annoyed: okay you either clocked me or I was passing it literally can't be both
This is straight up my best work. I don’t know if I’ll ever beat it. Sure homeboy has disappointed me recently but I still think his heart is in the right place and I’d still vote for him
Bernie Sanders
Procreate
2019
Bernie Sanders
Procreate
2019
November 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
This is straight up my best work. I don’t know if I’ll ever beat it. Sure homeboy has disappointed me recently but I still think his heart is in the right place and I’d still vote for him
Bernie Sanders
Procreate
2019
Bernie Sanders
Procreate
2019
What sort of cruel God would give a man a foot fetish and then curse him with the driest nastiest feet?
November 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
What sort of cruel God would give a man a foot fetish and then curse him with the driest nastiest feet?
Someone is speaking my language this morning
#footfetish
#footfetish
November 17, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Someone is speaking my language this morning
#footfetish
#footfetish