James Hitchcock
@youcancallmejim.bsky.social
Writer, editor, photographer.
Using guitars as a substitute for electroconvulsive therapy.
https://www.amazon.com/author/james_hitchcock
Using guitars as a substitute for electroconvulsive therapy.
https://www.amazon.com/author/james_hitchcock
Chloe the new girl has a favorite perch.
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Chloe the new girl has a favorite perch.
"Dude, I'm trying to take a bath here ..."
September 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Dude, I'm trying to take a bath here ..."
Remember when Benjamin Netanyahu used this graphic to warn is how close Wile E. Coyote was to creating a bomb to use on the Road Runner?
#everythingoldnewagain
#everythingoldnewagain
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Remember when Benjamin Netanyahu used this graphic to warn is how close Wile E. Coyote was to creating a bomb to use on the Road Runner?
#everythingoldnewagain
#everythingoldnewagain
#newgearday Epiphone Casino in flat olive from #sweetwater
April 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#newgearday Epiphone Casino in flat olive from #sweetwater
Penny has no concept of personal space. Geordi really doesn't seem to mind.
February 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Penny has no concept of personal space. Geordi really doesn't seem to mind.
Every once in a while somebody says something in a way that perfectly sums up a subject. I really hate when it's not me.
Which is pretty much every time.
Which is pretty much every time.
February 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Every once in a while somebody says something in a way that perfectly sums up a subject. I really hate when it's not me.
Which is pretty much every time.
Which is pretty much every time.
Show her you trust her ...
... Not to shoot you.
Yes this is an actual ad.
I cropped out the company name.
... Not to shoot you.
Yes this is an actual ad.
I cropped out the company name.
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Show her you trust her ...
... Not to shoot you.
Yes this is an actual ad.
I cropped out the company name.
... Not to shoot you.
Yes this is an actual ad.
I cropped out the company name.
In today's Tigers Will Eat Your Face Party update: "Trump said the tariffs would be on China and New Mexico and Canada not American citizens."
WAIT, WHAT???? New Mexico?
WAIT, WHAT???? New Mexico?
February 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In today's Tigers Will Eat Your Face Party update: "Trump said the tariffs would be on China and New Mexico and Canada not American citizens."
WAIT, WHAT???? New Mexico?
WAIT, WHAT???? New Mexico?
Trump strategy in 3 steps:
February 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trump strategy in 3 steps:
Baw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
February 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Baw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Penny can't find her yellow dog (which she treats like a puppy rather than a chew toy) so I gave her the green one. Obviously I need to join her on a search to find it, because this one (exactly the same except for color) ain't cutting it.
January 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Penny can't find her yellow dog (which she treats like a puppy rather than a chew toy) so I gave her the green one. Obviously I need to join her on a search to find it, because this one (exactly the same except for color) ain't cutting it.
Don't you have some blood emeralds to dig up?
January 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Don't you have some blood emeralds to dig up?
Best thing about going to my chiropractor's office is this face.
#officedogs
#officedogs
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Best thing about going to my chiropractor's office is this face.
#officedogs
#officedogs
Unions: Because you just can't count on your boss being visited by three spirits.
December 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Unions: Because you just can't count on your boss being visited by three spirits.
Possibly worse, he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.
December 5, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Possibly worse, he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.
This guy couldn't pass the security check airport baggage handlers have to pass. Not to mention he doesn't wash his hands.
December 5, 2024 at 10:56 PM
This guy couldn't pass the security check airport baggage handlers have to pass. Not to mention he doesn't wash his hands.
Not mention he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Not mention he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years.
Fox News host/SecDef candidate Peter Hegseth said that he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years because germs don't exist. Does your peter exist, Peter? Anyone considering shaking that hand should know what they're really shaking.
#peterfingers
#peterfingers
December 4, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Fox News host/SecDef candidate Peter Hegseth said that he hasn't washed his hands in 10 years because germs don't exist. Does your peter exist, Peter? Anyone considering shaking that hand should know what they're really shaking.
#peterfingers
#peterfingers
I was drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows, and when they got gooey, it got into my moustache and nearly glued my mouth shut.
Dodged a bullet today.
Dodged a bullet today.
December 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I was drinking hot cocoa with marshmallows, and when they got gooey, it got into my moustache and nearly glued my mouth shut.
Dodged a bullet today.
Dodged a bullet today.
Happy Straturday from the 2006(?) Squier I inherited somehow. Found it when we moved to New Mexico in the boxes from the upstairs room that at various times was occupied by several of my 4 kids. Pickups were a rusty mess; I replaced them with some custom-wound ones I got a great deal on.
November 30, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happy Straturday from the 2006(?) Squier I inherited somehow. Found it when we moved to New Mexico in the boxes from the upstairs room that at various times was occupied by several of my 4 kids. Pickups were a rusty mess; I replaced them with some custom-wound ones I got a great deal on.
November 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I want this guitar pedal so bad I can taste it.
Wait ...
... That didn't come out at all like it sounded in my head.
#guitarpedals
Wait ...
... That didn't come out at all like it sounded in my head.
#guitarpedals
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I want this guitar pedal so bad I can taste it.
Wait ...
... That didn't come out at all like it sounded in my head.
#guitarpedals
Wait ...
... That didn't come out at all like it sounded in my head.
#guitarpedals
I have all of Jesus's albums!
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I have all of Jesus's albums!
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM