James Hitchcock
@youcancallmejim.bsky.social
Writer, editor, photographer.
Using guitars as a substitute for electroconvulsive therapy.
https://www.amazon.com/author/james_hitchcock
Using guitars as a substitute for electroconvulsive therapy.
https://www.amazon.com/author/james_hitchcock
“Look what happened to our Country when a Crooked Moron became our ‘President!’
Say it with me: "Every accusation is a confession."
Say it with me: "Every accusation is a confession."
'Before it's too late!' Trump says he will ban early voting for midterms in panicked rant
President Donald Trump announced Sunday that mail-in ballots and early voting would be prohibited for the upcoming midterm elections, citing false claims that the 2020 election had been “rigged,” desp...
www.rawstory.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
“Look what happened to our Country when a Crooked Moron became our ‘President!’
Say it with me: "Every accusation is a confession."
Say it with me: "Every accusation is a confession."
Because nothing says "small government" more than a eugenics program.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Because nothing says "small government" more than a eugenics program.
The entirety of right wing ideology can be boiled down to two rules:
1. We can do/say anything to/about anybody at any time.
2. Nobody can do/say anything to/about us at any time.
1. We can do/say anything to/about anybody at any time.
2. Nobody can do/say anything to/about us at any time.
September 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The entirety of right wing ideology can be boiled down to two rules:
1. We can do/say anything to/about anybody at any time.
2. Nobody can do/say anything to/about us at any time.
1. We can do/say anything to/about anybody at any time.
2. Nobody can do/say anything to/about us at any time.
It's like they think we have the same attention deficit as their followers.
Never forget the kind individuals and their intentions for peace in the MAGA party.
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's like they think we have the same attention deficit as their followers.
I think the first shot in that civil war has been fired.
MAGA keeps tripping over their tongues on this Kirk event. Blaming trans people and Democrats. People in their own party are going to act out on the things they hate by murder and mayhem. January 6th was just a test. Get control of your people, or they'll likely experience an internal civil war.
September 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think the first shot in that civil war has been fired.
Bullseye.
September 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bullseye.
There are layers upon layers to the far right. The good thing is they fight each other for not being extreme enough, unlike the Left which ...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
There are layers upon layers to the far right. The good thing is they fight each other for not being extreme enough, unlike the Left which ...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Surprisingly, it is possible to believe these two things:
Political violence is never acceptable.
A victim of political violence is a reprehensible human being.
Political violence is never acceptable.
A victim of political violence is a reprehensible human being.
September 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Surprisingly, it is possible to believe these two things:
Political violence is never acceptable.
A victim of political violence is a reprehensible human being.
Political violence is never acceptable.
A victim of political violence is a reprehensible human being.
Reposted by James Hitchcock
Watching Creature Features, and I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I could write a movie this bad.
September 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Watching Creature Features, and I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I could write a movie this bad.
"Just close your eyes and think of England."
'Good lord!' Mike Johnson ignites firestorm with just two 'utterly un-American' words
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) sparked outrage by calling on city officials to "yield, man" to military forces deployed by President Donald Trump for purported law enforcement purposes.The presiden...
www.rawstory.com
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Just close your eyes and think of England."
Poster: [posts idiotic meme w/inane arguments intended to suck oxygen from the room]
[gets called out]
Same Poster: "I thought social media was a place to share opinions & have intelligent discussions ..."
Me: I never expected that the highest technology of our age would be powered by gas lights.
[gets called out]
Same Poster: "I thought social media was a place to share opinions & have intelligent discussions ..."
Me: I never expected that the highest technology of our age would be powered by gas lights.
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Poster: [posts idiotic meme w/inane arguments intended to suck oxygen from the room]
[gets called out]
Same Poster: "I thought social media was a place to share opinions & have intelligent discussions ..."
Me: I never expected that the highest technology of our age would be powered by gas lights.
[gets called out]
Same Poster: "I thought social media was a place to share opinions & have intelligent discussions ..."
Me: I never expected that the highest technology of our age would be powered by gas lights.
Chloe the new girl has a favorite perch.
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Chloe the new girl has a favorite perch.
Isn't there a posse out there for insane clowns like this? He could riff about fukkin' magnets and wonder how they worked without crashing the entire industry.
'Insane clown': RFK Jr.'s 'lunatic' announcement plans spark swift backlash
The internet had a fiery response Friday to Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s bizarre plans to announce research revealing a potential connection between an over-the-counter medication and pre...
www.rawstory.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Isn't there a posse out there for insane clowns like this? He could riff about fukkin' magnets and wonder how they worked without crashing the entire industry.
Some people, you give them a gun, they are itchin' for a reason to use it. And they'll find one, come hell, high water, or a mischievous neighbor child. Oh, damn, this was supposed to be a response to a post about ICE atrocities. (No it wasn't) (Or was it?)
nypost.com/2025/09/02/u...
GD, UGLY, HATEFUL, SICK & TWISTED, EVIL,
F**KED-UP-IN-HEAD, STUPID, SOB, NEEDS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE, IN PRISON..!!
Better yet, execute the son of a bitch, then open up his sick head to see what the fuck is wrong with his diseased cranium..!!
🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬
GD, UGLY, HATEFUL, SICK & TWISTED, EVIL,
F**KED-UP-IN-HEAD, STUPID, SOB, NEEDS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE LIFE, IN PRISON..!!
Better yet, execute the son of a bitch, then open up his sick head to see what the fuck is wrong with his diseased cranium..!!
🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬☠️🤬
Texas homeowner charged after 11-year-old boy fatally shot playing ‘ding dong ditch’
Gonzalo Leon Jr., 42, is accused of gunning down 11-year-old Julian Guzman just moments after the child rang the doorbell of his Houston home late Saturday night.
nypost.com
September 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Some people, you give them a gun, they are itchin' for a reason to use it. And they'll find one, come hell, high water, or a mischievous neighbor child. Oh, damn, this was supposed to be a response to a post about ICE atrocities. (No it wasn't) (Or was it?)
There's a long pre-digital history of the act, if not the moniker.
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There's a long pre-digital history of the act, if not the moniker.
"Dude, I'm trying to take a bath here ..."
September 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Dude, I'm trying to take a bath here ..."
When immortality comes, it will be hoarded by the powerful even more than they now hoard money. We workers will be insignificant, insubstantial, feeble flames that they barely notice as they scrape profit from our work and plan for future eons.
A hot mic caught the Russian, Chinese and North Korean leaders discussing how they plan to achieve "immortality."
Putin, Kim, and Xi Caught Plotting to Live Forever on Hot Mic
The leaders discussed achieving “immortality” at a military parade.
trib.al
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When immortality comes, it will be hoarded by the powerful even more than they now hoard money. We workers will be insignificant, insubstantial, feeble flames that they barely notice as they scrape profit from our work and plan for future eons.
Man, I know a lot of people who need to walk more, if you dig what I'm sayin'.
Since at least the time of Greek philosophers, many writers have discovered a deep, intuitive connection between walking, thinking, and writing.
Why Walking Helps Us Think
Since at least the time of Greek philosophers, many writers have discovered a deep, intuitive connection between walking, thinking, and writing.
www.newyorker.com
September 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Man, I know a lot of people who need to walk more, if you dig what I'm sayin'.
I got my Sharpie, and I'm marking this correction on all of my maps.
September 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I got my Sharpie, and I'm marking this correction on all of my maps.
Politico: "Hey, America, here's some white noise to distract you from the single biggest existential issue out country has faced."
When Jerry Nadler announced his retirement, he opted to directly address a question that’s been roiling the Democratic Party:
How old is too old to run for office?
How old is too old to run for office?
Nadler’s retirement reignites debate over advanced age of many in Congress
The 78-year-old House representative announced his plans to step down this week.
www.politico.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Politico: "Hey, America, here's some white noise to distract you from the single biggest existential issue out country has faced."
And just like that, my opinion of AI completely flip flopped.
It was nice to see Fred and Mary Ann. At least there’s a pool.
September 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
And just like that, my opinion of AI completely flip flopped.
Putin knows that Russia's population has entered a doom loop of excessive deaths due to alcoholism, paired with lower fertility rates, that will leave the country unable to maintain its economy. He wants the children of the Donbas as much as he wants its industrial capacity.
This is not only a war crime, in my opinion, but a crime against humanity.
In short, it's a Pootin' thing.
In short, it's a Pootin' thing.
Russians responsible for the abduction and indoctrination of Ukrainian children have been sanctioned by the UK government.
September 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Putin knows that Russia's population has entered a doom loop of excessive deaths due to alcoholism, paired with lower fertility rates, that will leave the country unable to maintain its economy. He wants the children of the Donbas as much as he wants its industrial capacity.
In a perfect world they would unfurl a huge banner with all the names of all the billionaire pedos ...
But, then again, in a perfect world there would be no pedos ... or billionaires ...
But, then again, in a perfect world there would be no pedos ... or billionaires ...
As many as 100 victims will show up to today's Epstein victim press conference.
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
As many as 100 Epstein victims will attend Washington rally Wednesday
The rally comes as lawmakers Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) and Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) want a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives to force Attorney General Pam Bondi to release Epstein files.
www.miamiherald.com
September 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In a perfect world they would unfurl a huge banner with all the names of all the billionaire pedos ...
But, then again, in a perfect world there would be no pedos ... or billionaires ...
But, then again, in a perfect world there would be no pedos ... or billionaires ...
And RFK jr. will cough up 80 lbs. of the gravel residing in his voice box whilst making sounds like words that make no sense, and both of them will sleep well tonight knowing they have well played their parts in the Theatre With An Audience Of One.
RFK Jr. will face "hard questions" over CDC shakeup, according to Thune.
The Senate majority leader expressed frustration over the firings of recently confirmed officials.
The Senate majority leader expressed frustration over the firings of recently confirmed officials.
RFK Jr. will face ‘hard questions’ over CDC shakeup, Thune says
The Senate majority leader expressed frustration over the firings of recently confirmed officials.
www.politico.com
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And RFK jr. will cough up 80 lbs. of the gravel residing in his voice box whilst making sounds like words that make no sense, and both of them will sleep well tonight knowing they have well played their parts in the Theatre With An Audience Of One.