Oldnerd
@youaredumb.bsky.social
A.k.a. Bryan Lambert. Former/current blogger of youaredumb.net and oldnerd.net . Political commentary, light shitposting, professional wrestling, toy photography.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
How many motherfuckers am I gonna have to block in the next month for people “we need all the allies we can get”=ing for Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Over/under is a dozen.
Over/under is a dozen.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
How many motherfuckers am I gonna have to block in the next month for people “we need all the allies we can get”=ing for Marjorie Taylor Greene?
Over/under is a dozen.
Over/under is a dozen.
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
this is where I post from if you even care
RNG Vault! Where I create elaborate sequences over the years and you get to see bits of them in the wrong order!
This is our “Power Ranger” monster at normal size, getting sploded by the Power Cannon, a couple picks before the pic below.
Pic 84/772, Feb 12 2023
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
This is our “Power Ranger” monster at normal size, getting sploded by the Power Cannon, a couple picks before the pic below.
Pic 84/772, Feb 12 2023
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
RNG Vault! Where I create elaborate sequences over the years and you get to see bits of them in the wrong order!
This is our “Power Ranger” monster at normal size, getting sploded by the Power Cannon, a couple picks before the pic below.
Pic 84/772, Feb 12 2023
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
This is our “Power Ranger” monster at normal size, getting sploded by the Power Cannon, a couple picks before the pic below.
Pic 84/772, Feb 12 2023
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Between the K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls (October 2026) and the Mythic Legions Fishboys (Sometime 2027) my spending habits have a stronger hope for the future than my brain does.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Between the K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls (October 2026) and the Mythic Legions Fishboys (Sometime 2027) my spending habits have a stronger hope for the future than my brain does.
Man, I hope Four Horsemen has a more reasonable Sir Valgard 2 on the horizon. I don’t need to drop an extra thirty bucks for the option to turn him into a generic tallboy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Man, I hope Four Horsemen has a more reasonable Sir Valgard 2 on the horizon. I don’t need to drop an extra thirty bucks for the option to turn him into a generic tallboy.
That opening paragraph on the NYT story is the grossest thing I’ve read all day and I started the day with “Trump giving Bill Clinton head.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
That opening paragraph on the NYT story is the grossest thing I’ve read all day and I started the day with “Trump giving Bill Clinton head.”
FIG PIC: “Broodo”
I love Budo. He’s a great toy. Just don’t ask me to take him seriously with these two heads..
Budo made you a mixtape but over half of it is Creed.
I’m also counting this as #JoeVember2025 Day 9, Strike A Pose, and I’m getting the tag right today.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I love Budo. He’s a great toy. Just don’t ask me to take him seriously with these two heads..
Budo made you a mixtape but over half of it is Creed.
I’m also counting this as #JoeVember2025 Day 9, Strike A Pose, and I’m getting the tag right today.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
FIG PIC: “Broodo”
I love Budo. He’s a great toy. Just don’t ask me to take him seriously with these two heads..
Budo made you a mixtape but over half of it is Creed.
I’m also counting this as #JoeVember2025 Day 9, Strike A Pose, and I’m getting the tag right today.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I love Budo. He’s a great toy. Just don’t ask me to take him seriously with these two heads..
Budo made you a mixtape but over half of it is Creed.
I’m also counting this as #JoeVember2025 Day 9, Strike A Pose, and I’m getting the tag right today.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Fuck yeah Cartoon Collectioon King Randor.
Now do Queen Marlena and The Sorceress, you cowards.
Now do Queen Marlena and The Sorceress, you cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Fuck yeah Cartoon Collectioon King Randor.
Now do Queen Marlena and The Sorceress, you cowards.
Now do Queen Marlena and The Sorceress, you cowards.
For the record, if Minnesota’s What Fucking Coat Should I Wear season stretches into December this year I’m gonna lose my goddamned mind.
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For the record, if Minnesota’s What Fucking Coat Should I Wear season stretches into December this year I’m gonna lose my goddamned mind.
In lighter news, it looks like the VERY recently solicited new Yolopark AMK Transformers are gonna ship before the Not Recently At All solicited Nacelle Trek Wave 1.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
In lighter news, it looks like the VERY recently solicited new Yolopark AMK Transformers are gonna ship before the Not Recently At All solicited Nacelle Trek Wave 1.
If any of you work for FedEx, I would like to offer up this bit of pseudocode that you can apply to your website for free.
IF
“delivery-date” = currentdate
AND
“delivery-status” != “Out For Delivery”
THEN
“delivery-date” = “delivery-date” + 1.
You’re welcome.
IF
“delivery-date” = currentdate
AND
“delivery-status” != “Out For Delivery”
THEN
“delivery-date” = “delivery-date” + 1.
You’re welcome.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If any of you work for FedEx, I would like to offer up this bit of pseudocode that you can apply to your website for free.
IF
“delivery-date” = currentdate
AND
“delivery-status” != “Out For Delivery”
THEN
“delivery-date” = “delivery-date” + 1.
You’re welcome.
IF
“delivery-date” = currentdate
AND
“delivery-status” != “Out For Delivery”
THEN
“delivery-date” = “delivery-date” + 1.
You’re welcome.
If the implication from the Epstien e-mail that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick is true, I don’t ever want to hear anyone arguing that Dems are good at politics again.
Because you know if it’d been the other way around it woulda been Trump’s 1st answer to the 1st question of the 1st 2016 debate.
Because you know if it’d been the other way around it woulda been Trump’s 1st answer to the 1st question of the 1st 2016 debate.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If the implication from the Epstien e-mail that Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick is true, I don’t ever want to hear anyone arguing that Dems are good at politics again.
Because you know if it’d been the other way around it woulda been Trump’s 1st answer to the 1st question of the 1st 2016 debate.
Because you know if it’d been the other way around it woulda been Trump’s 1st answer to the 1st question of the 1st 2016 debate.
Hope you like this one I posted like five days ago because Dice By 42 says you get to see it again!
Boss Fight’s Grim Specter, doing a final visitation on a foul, lying warmonger who’s clearly a strong proponent of the Unitary Executive theory.
RNG Vault 763/771, finished 11/7/25/
Boss Fight’s Grim Specter, doing a final visitation on a foul, lying warmonger who’s clearly a strong proponent of the Unitary Executive theory.
RNG Vault 763/771, finished 11/7/25/
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hope you like this one I posted like five days ago because Dice By 42 says you get to see it again!
Boss Fight’s Grim Specter, doing a final visitation on a foul, lying warmonger who’s clearly a strong proponent of the Unitary Executive theory.
RNG Vault 763/771, finished 11/7/25/
Boss Fight’s Grim Specter, doing a final visitation on a foul, lying warmonger who’s clearly a strong proponent of the Unitary Executive theory.
RNG Vault 763/771, finished 11/7/25/
This makes me very much want that Battle Damaged Spidey but the $12-19 surcharge depending on where you go…
Maybe there’ll be a retro card release and I’ll finally have a Renew Your Vows body on a Spidey, heh. (I have them on Deadpool and Daredevil).
Maybe there’ll be a retro card release and I’ll finally have a Renew Your Vows body on a Spidey, heh. (I have them on Deadpool and Daredevil).
Marvel Legends x Magic The Gathering Spider-Man Mary Jane Man-Wolf Agent Venom Card Toy Overview!: Marvel Legends at BigBadToyStore! https://tinyurl.com/...
Big surprise, I ended up with the whole wave of Spider-Man Magic the Gathering. But they are unique characters and looks. Oh,…
Big surprise, I ended up with the whole wave of Spider-Man Magic the Gathering. But they are unique characters and looks. Oh,…
Marvel Legends x Magic The Gathering Spider-Man Mary Jane Man-Wolf Agent Venom Card Toy Overview!
Marvel Legends at BigBadToyStore! https://tinyurl.com/bbtsmarvellegends
Big surprise, I ended up with the whole wave of Spider-Man Magic the Gathering. But they are unique characters and looks. Oh, and beat up Peter Parker....
00:00 Intro
00:47 Packages
01:35 Agent Anti-Venom
03:30 Articulation
04:22 Accessories
05:54 Battle Damaged Spider-Man
09:05 Articulation
11:10 Accessories
12:49 Mary Jane Iron Spider
15:19 Articulation
16:10 Accessories
17:40 Man-Wolf
21:35 Articulation
22:47 Accessories
24:32 Size and Comparisons
25:12 High Price But Nice Figures
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November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This makes me very much want that Battle Damaged Spidey but the $12-19 surcharge depending on where you go…
Maybe there’ll be a retro card release and I’ll finally have a Renew Your Vows body on a Spidey, heh. (I have them on Deadpool and Daredevil).
Maybe there’ll be a retro card release and I’ll finally have a Renew Your Vows body on a Spidey, heh. (I have them on Deadpool and Daredevil).
GOT: Budo!
Gonna keep doing #Joevember on pics I needed to do anyway and jump ahead to Day 23: “Ninja Vs.”… cultural appropriation. Whatever, KYLE.
I did as much research as I could manage to ensure this was a reasonably valid joke because I care, dammit.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Gonna keep doing #Joevember on pics I needed to do anyway and jump ahead to Day 23: “Ninja Vs.”… cultural appropriation. Whatever, KYLE.
I did as much research as I could manage to ensure this was a reasonably valid joke because I care, dammit.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
GOT: Budo!
Gonna keep doing #Joevember on pics I needed to do anyway and jump ahead to Day 23: “Ninja Vs.”… cultural appropriation. Whatever, KYLE.
I did as much research as I could manage to ensure this was a reasonably valid joke because I care, dammit.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Gonna keep doing #Joevember on pics I needed to do anyway and jump ahead to Day 23: “Ninja Vs.”… cultural appropriation. Whatever, KYLE.
I did as much research as I could manage to ensure this was a reasonably valid joke because I care, dammit.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Is there any dystopian SF predicated on things being ruined exclusively by mid, venal, shitweasel perverts?
Maybe V for Vendetta? It’s been a while so I don’t remember specifics.
Maybe V for Vendetta? It’s been a while so I don’t remember specifics.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is there any dystopian SF predicated on things being ruined exclusively by mid, venal, shitweasel perverts?
Maybe V for Vendetta? It’s been a while so I don’t remember specifics.
Maybe V for Vendetta? It’s been a while so I don’t remember specifics.
As a child, I was promised than in the future my life and livelihood would be threatened by EVIL GENIUSES.
Well it’s the future, my shit is definitely threatened by evil, but SOMETHING IS MISSING.
Well it’s the future, my shit is definitely threatened by evil, but SOMETHING IS MISSING.
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
As a child, I was promised than in the future my life and livelihood would be threatened by EVIL GENIUSES.
Well it’s the future, my shit is definitely threatened by evil, but SOMETHING IS MISSING.
Well it’s the future, my shit is definitely threatened by evil, but SOMETHING IS MISSING.
The women’s #BloodAndGuts match featured fourteen unique, distinct characters, a huge amount of diversity, and a bunch of different outfits.
The 11 men had a lot of black tights and trunks and eight to nine “technical/brawler” types.
So yeah I know which one hit my sensibilities.
The 11 men had a lot of black tights and trunks and eight to nine “technical/brawler” types.
So yeah I know which one hit my sensibilities.
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The women’s #BloodAndGuts match featured fourteen unique, distinct characters, a huge amount of diversity, and a bunch of different outfits.
The 11 men had a lot of black tights and trunks and eight to nine “technical/brawler” types.
So yeah I know which one hit my sensibilities.
The 11 men had a lot of black tights and trunks and eight to nine “technical/brawler” types.
So yeah I know which one hit my sensibilities.
OK. Roderick Strong has always had my respect but he’s the apotheosis of the kind of wrestler whose gimmick is that he wrestles and I like my stuff on the crazier side.
But if in the next week he pulls off his Paragon shirt to reveal a Conglomeration shirt underneath I’ll mark out SO hard.
But if in the next week he pulls off his Paragon shirt to reveal a Conglomeration shirt underneath I’ll mark out SO hard.
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
OK. Roderick Strong has always had my respect but he’s the apotheosis of the kind of wrestler whose gimmick is that he wrestles and I like my stuff on the crazier side.
But if in the next week he pulls off his Paragon shirt to reveal a Conglomeration shirt underneath I’ll mark out SO hard.
But if in the next week he pulls off his Paragon shirt to reveal a Conglomeration shirt underneath I’ll mark out SO hard.
That mirror spot was insane.
I mean, it was all insane but the mirror spot looked SPECTACULAR.
#AEWDynamite
I mean, it was all insane but the mirror spot looked SPECTACULAR.
#AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That mirror spot was insane.
I mean, it was all insane but the mirror spot looked SPECTACULAR.
#AEWDynamite
I mean, it was all insane but the mirror spot looked SPECTACULAR.
#AEWDynamite
Hey, the dice p0icked an #AEW pic from the RNG Vault in honor of Blood and Guts?
#45/771 is the one of the gotchapic for Adam Cole and Penelope Ford. I needed two hey’re diehard members of the Jazwares Rubber Jacket Club and I wanted to show their arms moving.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
#45/771 is the one of the gotchapic for Adam Cole and Penelope Ford. I needed two hey’re diehard members of the Jazwares Rubber Jacket Club and I wanted to show their arms moving.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hey, the dice p0icked an #AEW pic from the RNG Vault in honor of Blood and Guts?
#45/771 is the one of the gotchapic for Adam Cole and Penelope Ford. I needed two hey’re diehard members of the Jazwares Rubber Jacket Club and I wanted to show their arms moving.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
#45/771 is the one of the gotchapic for Adam Cole and Penelope Ford. I needed two hey’re diehard members of the Jazwares Rubber Jacket Club and I wanted to show their arms moving.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Guess it’s time to find out again if our society is at all capable of recognizing undeniable truth!
Wheeeeeee!
Wheeeeeee!
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Guess it’s time to find out again if our society is at all capable of recognizing undeniable truth!
Wheeeeeee!
Wheeeeeee!
Alien: Earth has been renewed for Season 2, which means that sometime in 2027 I’ll get to once again wonder if it’s a show’s fault or mine that I’m not enjoying it more.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Alien: Earth has been renewed for Season 2, which means that sometime in 2027 I’ll get to once again wonder if it’s a show’s fault or mine that I’m not enjoying it more.
GOT: Mercedes Mone!
Solid 7.5 on the Jazwares Effort Scale due to the sculpt, the glasses, the CEO hair tampo, and the knuckle dusters. Some graps hands woulda been nice tho.
Pic’s a bit of a toss off. Luke has letter knucks too and there’s always room for a turkey.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Solid 7.5 on the Jazwares Effort Scale due to the sculpt, the glasses, the CEO hair tampo, and the knuckle dusters. Some graps hands woulda been nice tho.
Pic’s a bit of a toss off. Luke has letter knucks too and there’s always room for a turkey.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
GOT: Mercedes Mone!
Solid 7.5 on the Jazwares Effort Scale due to the sculpt, the glasses, the CEO hair tampo, and the knuckle dusters. Some graps hands woulda been nice tho.
Pic’s a bit of a toss off. Luke has letter knucks too and there’s always room for a turkey.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Solid 7.5 on the Jazwares Effort Scale due to the sculpt, the glasses, the CEO hair tampo, and the knuckle dusters. Some graps hands woulda been nice tho.
Pic’s a bit of a toss off. Luke has letter knucks too and there’s always room for a turkey.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Welp, K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls preorder secured for Partner.
Although I have to say, given global stability, a big corporation charging now for a preorder up to 11 months away is a bit audacious.
Although I have to say, given global stability, a big corporation charging now for a preorder up to 11 months away is a bit audacious.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Welp, K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls preorder secured for Partner.
Although I have to say, given global stability, a big corporation charging now for a preorder up to 11 months away is a bit audacious.
Although I have to say, given global stability, a big corporation charging now for a preorder up to 11 months away is a bit audacious.