IT'S ELLEN TIME!
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She/They
Comanche
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Expect extremely weird shitposts!
She/They
Comanche
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Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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IT'S ELLEN TIME!
@yotedragon.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
What if puppy was contagious?
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What if puppy was contagious?
Why would they call it asbestos if it didn't taste the bestest?
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why would they call it asbestos if it didn't taste the bestest?
follow the link in the description below and use code BITEME to experience BITING!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
follow the link in the description below and use code BITEME to experience BITING!!!!!!
two dude bros that are best bros that hit each other on the head with mallets until they are flat like pancakes call that flatbro: a bromance of many dimensions
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
two dude bros that are best bros that hit each other on the head with mallets until they are flat like pancakes call that flatbro: a bromance of many dimensions
the coyotes are adapting!
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the coyotes are adapting!
A tailgating party, but it's all anthro ford F-150s and -250s
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A tailgating party, but it's all anthro ford F-150s and -250s
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
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Phrases that are similar in theory but carry a wildly different connotation:
“Sleep well”
vs.
“Rest in peace”
“Sleep well”
vs.
“Rest in peace”
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Phrases that are similar in theory but carry a wildly different connotation:
“Sleep well”
vs.
“Rest in peace”
“Sleep well”
vs.
“Rest in peace”
I trust weird furries more. They don't hide their inner freak. <3
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I trust weird furries more. They don't hide their inner freak. <3
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Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
For more information on who Elyon Badger is:
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
- Ballotpedia interview: ballotpedia.org/Elyon_Badger
- Website: elyonbadger.com
- Article: pridesource.com/article/elyo...
Michigan Furry Brings Honey Badger Energy — and Medicare for All — to His Fight for a Seat in the U.S. Congress
Elyon Badger doesn't look anything like how one expects a candidate for office to look. Often clad in marijuana-themed attire or a honey badger fursuit,
pridesource.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it
*wags MENACINGLY*
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*wags MENACINGLY*
Imagine a pizza party for coyotes
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Imagine a pizza party for coyotes
A guy who you think is a pig farmer until you find out the massive hog in the pig sty was just his penis which he feeds slop to make it grow bigger and watch it roll around in the mud
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
A guy who you think is a pig farmer until you find out the massive hog in the pig sty was just his penis which he feeds slop to make it grow bigger and watch it roll around in the mud
A human sized bird that builds nests out of toilet paper in bathrooms
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A human sized bird that builds nests out of toilet paper in bathrooms
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18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!!
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
18 year old baby queer: Calling yourself a transbian is icky!!!!!!
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
43 year old trans woman: You were but a twinkle in your mother’s eye when this phrase came into existence, young one. You know not its power.
Guy who just had “mend buttcrack” cast on him by a wizard: Uh. Not to interrupt, but
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tired: alienware rgb protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
tired: alienware rgb protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
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Still thinking of the littlespace protogen
tired: alienware rgb protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
wired: littlespace toy laptop protogen
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Still thinking of the littlespace protogen
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Good morning
I present: kernel sanders
I present: kernel sanders
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Good morning
I present: kernel sanders
I present: kernel sanders
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
Quiet, I need to concentrate. *turns into a can of frozen orange juice*
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Quiet, I need to concentrate. *turns into a can of frozen orange juice*
Babyfur pooltoys need to eat their vegetables so they can inflate big and round
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Babyfur pooltoys need to eat their vegetables so they can inflate big and round
*puts a funny hat on you*
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
*puts a funny hat on you*
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
I haven't gone to church since that one time I showed up with a jar of spaghetti sauce because I heard there was a pastor and thought I needed some pastor sauce.
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I haven't gone to church since that one time I showed up with a jar of spaghetti sauce because I heard there was a pastor and thought I needed some pastor sauce.
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Me: "Whats wrong dude, you alright?"
Wolf fur: "...just feeling a little down."
Me: "I know what I can dooo.."
Wolf: "..no please dont..."
Me: "WHOOZA GOOD BOY???! YESSS YOU ARE!!! YES YOU AREEEE!!! :D"
Wolf: *Wags furiously*
"...thanks man..."
Wolf fur: "...just feeling a little down."
Me: "I know what I can dooo.."
Wolf: "..no please dont..."
Me: "WHOOZA GOOD BOY???! YESSS YOU ARE!!! YES YOU AREEEE!!! :D"
Wolf: *Wags furiously*
"...thanks man..."
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me: "Whats wrong dude, you alright?"
Wolf fur: "...just feeling a little down."
Me: "I know what I can dooo.."
Wolf: "..no please dont..."
Me: "WHOOZA GOOD BOY???! YESSS YOU ARE!!! YES YOU AREEEE!!! :D"
Wolf: *Wags furiously*
"...thanks man..."
Wolf fur: "...just feeling a little down."
Me: "I know what I can dooo.."
Wolf: "..no please dont..."
Me: "WHOOZA GOOD BOY???! YESSS YOU ARE!!! YES YOU AREEEE!!! :D"
Wolf: *Wags furiously*
"...thanks man..."