IT'S ELLEN TIME!
@yotedragon.bsky.social
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She/They
Comanche
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Expect extremely weird shitposts!
She/They
Comanche
18+
Expect extremely weird shitposts!
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IT'S ELLEN TIME!
@yotedragon.bsky.social
· Jul 15
Wait, had to make a really small change, but now it's done
I should get pho this weekend
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I should get pho this weekend
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Find yourself a girl who makes you say "OUCH! SHE BIT ME!"
August 2, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Find yourself a girl who makes you say "OUCH! SHE BIT ME!"
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behold: majestic yote mouth
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/23667327818_4411496997_c.jpg
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
behold: majestic yote mouth
Do you ever think about coyotes?
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Do you ever think about coyotes?
Dirty underwear in aspic
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Dirty underwear in aspic
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You enter a cave.
You stare into Medusa’s eyes.
…
You turn into Dwayne Johnson.
You stare into Medusa’s eyes.
…
You turn into Dwayne Johnson.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You enter a cave.
You stare into Medusa’s eyes.
…
You turn into Dwayne Johnson.
You stare into Medusa’s eyes.
…
You turn into Dwayne Johnson.
the evil elf that crawls out from under the sink blowing a whistle made of parmesan cheese before peeing in your lap every time you accidentally sit on your toilet's doppelganger that appears in the early hours of the morning
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the evil elf that crawls out from under the sink blowing a whistle made of parmesan cheese before peeing in your lap every time you accidentally sit on your toilet's doppelganger that appears in the early hours of the morning
a cow that hits you in the face with their udders really hard and it stings and it's all wet and you get milk all over your clothes
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
a cow that hits you in the face with their udders really hard and it stings and it's all wet and you get milk all over your clothes
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Just how I remembered this timeless classic.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just how I remembered this timeless classic.
a brain cell phone
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
a brain cell phone
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alt text: Remember when Scar promised the hyenas a better life so he could use them to gain power, but when they realized he betrayed and lied to them, they ate him?
Just something to consider...
Just something to consider...
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
alt text: Remember when Scar promised the hyenas a better life so he could use them to gain power, but when they realized he betrayed and lied to them, they ate him?
Just something to consider...
Just something to consider...
All I have is a hammer, but everything looks like a screw.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
All I have is a hammer, but everything looks like a screw.
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I came in to OVER 50 LADYBUGS IN THE BATHROOM
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I came in to OVER 50 LADYBUGS IN THE BATHROOM
Imagine having a kangaroo suit with a reeeeeaaaly big pouch that you can store your head in while putting the suit on
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Imagine having a kangaroo suit with a reeeeeaaaly big pouch that you can store your head in while putting the suit on
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picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
picture of a girl who doesnt understand a damn thing
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A hand that comes out of your anus and spanks you when you forget to wipe
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A hand that comes out of your anus and spanks you when you forget to wipe
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Something I’ve always wanted to do something with; Vampirism as a disability allegory. Vampires being portrayed by society as parasites and burdens and a drain on their surroundings, but in actuality they just have a condition that requires specific care, mutual aid, and depending on other people
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Something I’ve always wanted to do something with; Vampirism as a disability allegory. Vampires being portrayed by society as parasites and burdens and a drain on their surroundings, but in actuality they just have a condition that requires specific care, mutual aid, and depending on other people