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yorkshiremao.bsky.social
@yorkshiremao.bsky.social
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Cat lover.
So very autistic.
Played RPGs since the 90s.
Dear idiots: I am not a tankie, mao is cat related and jesus fuck, are people just lead infused or something?
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Such a lovely dinner with the OH last night. Duck pancakes, sweet and sour pork, soup bao, fried lotus root.
A table covered in a white cloth and various plates. Plates of roast duck, sweet and sour pork, little pieces of bread with duck skin on top, a side dish of veg and soy sauce.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It certainly does seem like a bunch of 'people' are saying the exact same thing.

Not weird at all.
Someone saying 'have you heard the news?' and that thousands of children will be lifted out of poverty. Using the exact same words as all the other screenshots. Oh look, exactly the same wording as the first image. And again! Very natural and normal. Definitely not a script. I am a real person. Beep boop.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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From a couple of nights ago. This new camera is pretty good.
A picture of a waning crescent moon. The camera is so good that you can see the moon's disc.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Happy birthday to me! (from the OH, decided to ask for it after the @sskorkowsky.bsky.social videos.)
The Traveller RPG book. a Defiant-style space ship is nearly hit by beam weapons from two attackers. It says TRAVELLER in big, red letters.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
The USS Excelsior, Excelsior class from Star Trek. A large, gray and black ship against a dark blue nebula. Moya, the Leviathan from Farscape. A teardrop-shaped ship in bronzed colours with two long arms that stretch from the middle and connect at the tail point. A model Starfury Aurora from Babylon 5. A cross-winged fighter with engines at the wingtips to allow for maximum mobility. The USS Saratoga from Space: Above and Beyond. An aircraft carrier-styled carrier with a massive cannon running down the starboard side.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Awwww.
Yoyo, a tortoiseshell cat with massive round eyes, sat inside a small, wooden, pagoda-style cat house with bells and material prints on the sides. Ash, a gray English shorthair, is lying next to it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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A woman with brown hair, purple hoodie and blue jeans standing in front of a yellow woodchipper truck with an uwu face and pink cheeks drawn on it. The woman is saying 'whether you're being inappropriate withan 8- year old of a 15-year old, the 'Chippy 5000' doesn't doscriminate.'
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degree is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all."

I did wonder if Geralt's line was inspired by Hannah Arendt.
"In their moral justification, the argument of the lesser evil has played a prominent role. If you are confronted with two evils, the argument runs, it is your duty to opt for the lesser one, whereas it is irresponsible to refuse to choose altogether Its weakness has always been that those who choose the lesser evil forget quickly that they chose evil."
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Finally got some hobby time for the first time in forever.

Working on some minis in case I get to run Wrath & Glory again but took the time to knock out this Big Chap I got to celebrate the Halloween ALIEN game.
The Big Chap - the xenonorph, perched on a rock with its tail curled around it, set on a black plastic painting tray.
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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The OH just sent me thispic and said 'I think they're succulents.'

Quoth I, 'looks like they suckyoulots!'

Just in case anyone wondered how my morning was going.

I mean, do you want Triffids? Because fucking these things is how you get Triffids.
A bush of a light green, ball-shaped plant that looks to have hot pink lips. Something between a cactus and a fleshlight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Vee, when I left her this morning. She was poddling the blanket on the sofa so I got out the bag
Vee, a prarie cat, in a furry gray bag, on a gray sofa. On the left is a gray blanket with yellow cats on it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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How I lwft.Bee.this.morning.
Vee, a dark gray prarie cat, inside a ggray fur bag, on a gray sofa. on the right is a gray blanket with a yellow cat on it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I am in this meme and I don't like it.
Undiagnosed or unmrdicated/unmanahed ADHD is saying 'tomorrow will be the day I'll finally get up, so the stuff that needs to be done and start living my life to the fullest' and you unironically believe it every time until you look up one day and realise you're 30'.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I have actually treated myself to this figure as just something to paint. And I did enjoy playing Boltgun.
A 'legally distinct' mini of the Space Marine from the Boltgun game; a beakie marine with boltgun and chainsword standing on the body of a dead...Chaos marine? And striking a very heroic pose.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Today's socks.
The back of a sock with an orange cat looking back, shocked. The cat has furry balls stitched on.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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For those who don't want to read the JC (and I don't blame you)...
Editorial opinion from the Jewish Chronicle, so racism incoming. The headline says "The horseshoe politician of America is coming for the Jews" and the first image on the banner is...Mamdani, who just won the New York Mayoral race. Put on the same level as Candace Owens' abtisemitic conspiracy nonsense and groyper Nick Fuentes because the JC is shit.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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He should have been tried and executed a long time ago for his part in killing over a million people.
The 'death playing a claw game' meme from r/BehindtheBastards with death triumphantly saying 'Dick Fucking Cheney!'
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I knew I kept this comic for a reason...
A woman challenges a man why he protests against Israel. He points out that his temple focused on Israel, it's his tax money finding it and that she also picks a focus. She goes back to her friend and says he's just antisemitic.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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...ok.
Vee, a dark prarie cat, sitting in a pink mop bucket, next to a gray dustpan and brush.
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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I'm definitely interested in nFSA. Hopefully they'll do more with the setting details.

Anyway, here's a couple minis I painted back then. I don't even know where my fleets are.
A Dindrenzi ship. Long, built around its railgun, in industrial gray and yellow. An Aquan ship, my main fleet. Poisoned in bronze and blues, a nod to the Leviathans of Farscape. A Terran ship with its BSG style chunkiness. Painted in white and racing green.
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Populous, a 'god game', for the Mega Drive console. A piece of planet pulled up and above the rest, with lane showing from where it was ripped out of the world.
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Let's fucking gooo!
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Path of Night: War of Ages
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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American carved Halloween vegetables versus UK ones.

This also works for sci fi, weirdly.
A carved pumpkin. A cheerful, only spooky in a Scooby Doo k8nd of way, Halloween decoration. A traditional carved turnip from Ireland, the mid 1800s. Actually looks like a shrunken head.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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"I put a fried egg on my Cruque Monsieur to make it a Croque Madame and now JK Rowling is outside my house shouting at me" 😓😭😓
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Our cat has a Lovrcraftian amount of legs...
Vee, a stripey tray prarie cat asleep in a light gray cosy bag, with all her legs forward. And possibly a few extra. Shit, that's an uncanny amount of leg even for cat.
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM