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Chris Ward
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20th Century History MA. Often sarcastic about Brighton & Hove Albion and the Sussex and England cricket teams. Don't blame me for this mess, I voted Remain.
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Late stage capitalism movie pitch;

“A Corporate Christmas Carol” sees Bob Cratchitt visited by three ghosts to help him mend his ways and not ask his boss for Christmas off work again
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As a Brit, I find it disappointing that the Grinch has replaced Ebenezer Scrooge as the "anti-Christmas" character.
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Late stage capitalism movie pitch;

“A Corporate Christmas Carol” sees Bob Cratchitt visited by three ghosts to help him mend his ways and not ask his boss for Christmas off work again
December 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Ultimately, this iteration of the England cricket team is just very, very hard to like. They’re arrogant, lazy, stubborn and appear to be in it for a bit of a jolly rather than actually doing what they’re paid a lot of money to do. Namely, play cricket. #Ashes
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
“Just do the f*cking draw”
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No Dunk, WTF? #BHAFC
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Crawley out twice on day 1 of the series? #Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Ah, there it is. The horror. The horror.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Astonishing to think after all the build up we're but a few hours from waking up to find England 113-7. #Ashes
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Given the state of our weather in recent years, plus the retail landscape we all live in, these days (unlike C. S. Lewis warned) it’s always Christmas but never winter
September 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Another abject humiliation for the North Group #T20FinalsDay #VitalityBlast
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Cricket is, by far, the best spectator sport. It's basically just a beer garden with sport happening somewhere in the background. Watch, don't watch, have a stroll around, eat, talk, it doesn't matter. A brilliant day out.
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
304-2 in 20 overs.

Ouch!

#ENGvSA
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fuck that was good #bhafc
August 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
King sure loves a dive, doesn't he? #bhafc
August 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Why must they keep doing it to us? Why? Please just have some mercy for once. #ENGvIND
August 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If Liam Dawson is one of the best performers in county cricket then no wonder England don’t bother using it as a measure of ability #ENGvIND
August 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Fucking YES!!! Get in! #Lionesses
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
And Dawson burns the last review, shambles of a selection #ENGvIND
July 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Liam Dawson is quite powderpuff isn't he? You can see why he hasn't broken into the test team before. #ENGvIND
July 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not a bad few minutes to be watching both the cricket and the rugby… #ENGvIND #Lions
July 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Strong chance Root puts his foot down here as he's always hated being at 3 #ENGvIND
July 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Should have spent more of that nice rest time practicing your batting, Risabh #ENGvIND
July 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hope we can expose Pant tonight #ENGvIND
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July 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Woakes drops the Anderson-Tendulkar trophy #ENGvIND
July 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM