Yooty, Jr.
@yootyjr.bsky.social
I have dogs. I do law (but not for you). I eat ice cream. I buy plants. I love French Fries. This is full permission to bully me to use my Peloton. I am and shall always be the one and only true Junior Yooty.
I have woken up before the dogs for the first time in forever and am now taking this opportunity to get revenge on them for every morning I have been woken up at 5 am with a tongue in my ear or nose or warm breath on my neck or, most terrifyingly, a sense that someone is watching me and I see 👀
September 23, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I have woken up before the dogs for the first time in forever and am now taking this opportunity to get revenge on them for every morning I have been woken up at 5 am with a tongue in my ear or nose or warm breath on my neck or, most terrifyingly, a sense that someone is watching me and I see 👀
Not only did I finish my first checkbook, I also ordered a new one! Thankfully, the customer service person I talked to got me an order of 80 checks (which will take me almost a decade to use up) so I’m all set to continue my ✨Adult Journey✨
September 20, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Not only did I finish my first checkbook, I also ordered a new one! Thankfully, the customer service person I talked to got me an order of 80 checks (which will take me almost a decade to use up) so I’m all set to continue my ✨Adult Journey✨
Today is a momentous day. As a millenial, I am celebrating with Starbucks and some avocado toast for brunch. I never thought this day would come. Some said it never would.
People of the Internet, I have used the last check in my first checkbook. I have used 150 checks since 2006. #pleaseclap
People of the Internet, I have used the last check in my first checkbook. I have used 150 checks since 2006. #pleaseclap
September 20, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Today is a momentous day. As a millenial, I am celebrating with Starbucks and some avocado toast for brunch. I never thought this day would come. Some said it never would.
People of the Internet, I have used the last check in my first checkbook. I have used 150 checks since 2006. #pleaseclap
People of the Internet, I have used the last check in my first checkbook. I have used 150 checks since 2006. #pleaseclap
I live for the day when I don’t get woken up at 5 am because the dogs have decided that their beds aren’t comfy enough, so they hop on mine but need to be touching me and refuse to leave even though it’s Hellfire degrees out and infinity percent humidity.
September 19, 2023 at 9:02 AM
I live for the day when I don’t get woken up at 5 am because the dogs have decided that their beds aren’t comfy enough, so they hop on mine but need to be touching me and refuse to leave even though it’s Hellfire degrees out and infinity percent humidity.
There’s nothing like a good loud thunderstorm to make the dogs suddenly REALLY cuddly.
September 8, 2023 at 10:39 PM
There’s nothing like a good loud thunderstorm to make the dogs suddenly REALLY cuddly.
My love for experienced phlebotomists knows no bounds. Truly.
Arrived for a 7:30 am blood draw at 7:28. Signed in and sat down at 7:29. Called back at 7:30. Out the door at 7:31.
I’m now an hour too early for work. So I’m going to a diner. Thank you, phlebotomists.
Arrived for a 7:30 am blood draw at 7:28. Signed in and sat down at 7:29. Called back at 7:30. Out the door at 7:31.
I’m now an hour too early for work. So I’m going to a diner. Thank you, phlebotomists.
September 1, 2023 at 11:41 AM
My love for experienced phlebotomists knows no bounds. Truly.
Arrived for a 7:30 am blood draw at 7:28. Signed in and sat down at 7:29. Called back at 7:30. Out the door at 7:31.
I’m now an hour too early for work. So I’m going to a diner. Thank you, phlebotomists.
Arrived for a 7:30 am blood draw at 7:28. Signed in and sat down at 7:29. Called back at 7:30. Out the door at 7:31.
I’m now an hour too early for work. So I’m going to a diner. Thank you, phlebotomists.
I’m trying to convince myself that even though my job doesn’t pay a lot, it’s still a solid salary for a single person in my area and that I don’t need to jump into private practice because I hate billing.
August 31, 2023 at 5:32 PM
I’m trying to convince myself that even though my job doesn’t pay a lot, it’s still a solid salary for a single person in my area and that I don’t need to jump into private practice because I hate billing.
I love the U.S. Open. It reminds me that the fall is almost here and school is about to start. I have distinct memories of watching Andy Roddick’s crazy serve before doing some of my summer homework. The fact that it’s opening night gives me so much joy.
August 29, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I love the U.S. Open. It reminds me that the fall is almost here and school is about to start. I have distinct memories of watching Andy Roddick’s crazy serve before doing some of my summer homework. The fact that it’s opening night gives me so much joy.
Update on the job situation: decided to turn down the offer to interview because of the need to relocate and have to take the bar again (fuck that). Other dream job isn’t looking so promising but maybe I’m just jaded.
August 28, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Update on the job situation: decided to turn down the offer to interview because of the need to relocate and have to take the bar again (fuck that). Other dream job isn’t looking so promising but maybe I’m just jaded.
I’m ashamed to admit it. Yes, I did tune into F0x to watch the G0P debate. And yes, I expected to be rolling my eyes and annoyed.
What I WASN’T expecting was how QUICK I turned it off as soon as a certain FL gov started talking and another former fly-attractor was smirking next to him.
What I WASN’T expecting was how QUICK I turned it off as soon as a certain FL gov started talking and another former fly-attractor was smirking next to him.
August 24, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I’m ashamed to admit it. Yes, I did tune into F0x to watch the G0P debate. And yes, I expected to be rolling my eyes and annoyed.
What I WASN’T expecting was how QUICK I turned it off as soon as a certain FL gov started talking and another former fly-attractor was smirking next to him.
What I WASN’T expecting was how QUICK I turned it off as soon as a certain FL gov started talking and another former fly-attractor was smirking next to him.
I realized I had a minor plant problem when it took me four hours to water and care for everything this weekend. So I’ve been making cuttings and bringing them to work or transplanting them into easier mediums to manage or just selling the ones that I don’t enjoy anymore. This is my second job.
August 23, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I realized I had a minor plant problem when it took me four hours to water and care for everything this weekend. So I’ve been making cuttings and bringing them to work or transplanting them into easier mediums to manage or just selling the ones that I don’t enjoy anymore. This is my second job.
Many questions were had. None seem to have been answered.
I miss my List from the xyz site.
I miss my List from the xyz site.
Never realized how much lawyers and furries had in common until I checked out the #LawSky feed ⚖️
August 23, 2023 at 9:35 AM
Many questions were had. None seem to have been answered.
I miss my List from the xyz site.
I miss my List from the xyz site.
Good morning.
[Thoughtful and enlightening insight into law, life, and/or things in general].
#5amthoughts
[Thoughtful and enlightening insight into law, life, and/or things in general].
#5amthoughts
August 23, 2023 at 9:32 AM
Good morning.
[Thoughtful and enlightening insight into law, life, and/or things in general].
#5amthoughts
[Thoughtful and enlightening insight into law, life, and/or things in general].
#5amthoughts
A woman we know is Rich™️ to the point that she has to teach her kids about cash cause they’ve always had their own accounts to access through their nannies, respectively.
One of her children is visiting before he entered boarding school and I look forward to this exactly 0%.
One of her children is visiting before he entered boarding school and I look forward to this exactly 0%.
August 23, 2023 at 1:51 AM
A woman we know is Rich™️ to the point that she has to teach her kids about cash cause they’ve always had their own accounts to access through their nannies, respectively.
One of her children is visiting before he entered boarding school and I look forward to this exactly 0%.
One of her children is visiting before he entered boarding school and I look forward to this exactly 0%.
Truly a lazy Monday in that instead of washing the sheets, I simply covered the fitted sheet with a different fitted sheet and then a flannel flat so I could feel like an
✨🍂 a u t u m n g i r l i e 🍂✨
50° weather, crisp air, and none of these damn bugs
✨🍂 a u t u m n g i r l i e 🍂✨
50° weather, crisp air, and none of these damn bugs
August 22, 2023 at 5:43 AM
Truly a lazy Monday in that instead of washing the sheets, I simply covered the fitted sheet with a different fitted sheet and then a flannel flat so I could feel like an
✨🍂 a u t u m n g i r l i e 🍂✨
50° weather, crisp air, and none of these damn bugs
✨🍂 a u t u m n g i r l i e 🍂✨
50° weather, crisp air, and none of these damn bugs
Tomorrow is the day that I tell my supervisor that it’s not HER; it’s the salary that the legislature appropriated in the budget for my salary.
Aka “hi. I’m applying for this job but I don’t hate you and if I don’t get it, I’d almost be relieved because then I don’t have to make a tough choice.”
Aka “hi. I’m applying for this job but I don’t hate you and if I don’t get it, I’d almost be relieved because then I don’t have to make a tough choice.”
August 21, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Tomorrow is the day that I tell my supervisor that it’s not HER; it’s the salary that the legislature appropriated in the budget for my salary.
Aka “hi. I’m applying for this job but I don’t hate you and if I don’t get it, I’d almost be relieved because then I don’t have to make a tough choice.”
Aka “hi. I’m applying for this job but I don’t hate you and if I don’t get it, I’d almost be relieved because then I don’t have to make a tough choice.”
Y’all. I got a message to interview with a Vault 100 firm and I just put in my application for a dream job (not getting my hopes up) and even if I don’t get them the opportunity to even be considered for these kinds of positions would make my first gen, baby law student past self so proud.
August 19, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Y’all. I got a message to interview with a Vault 100 firm and I just put in my application for a dream job (not getting my hopes up) and even if I don’t get them the opportunity to even be considered for these kinds of positions would make my first gen, baby law student past self so proud.
My favorite time is the post-dinner clearing off of the table and setting up of the giant monitor for late night writing. Literally there is nothing that makes me calmer than not being interrupted when working.
August 17, 2023 at 3:02 AM
My favorite time is the post-dinner clearing off of the table and setting up of the giant monitor for late night writing. Literally there is nothing that makes me calmer than not being interrupted when working.
Well this is an absolutely unhinged Monday read. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OkV-WkpyAjEKmeMwBb97lJPTvAg9v7g1/view?usp=drive_link
I love when associates sue their firms as pro se parties.
I love when associates sue their firms as pro se parties.
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August 7, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Well this is an absolutely unhinged Monday read. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OkV-WkpyAjEKmeMwBb97lJPTvAg9v7g1/view?usp=drive_link
I love when associates sue their firms as pro se parties.
I love when associates sue their firms as pro se parties.
The benefits of government jobs: no Sunday scaries.
In fact, the only thing that I am currently stressed about is how much laundry I’ve done and how little of it has been folded.
In fact, the only thing that I am currently stressed about is how much laundry I’ve done and how little of it has been folded.
August 7, 2023 at 3:36 AM
The benefits of government jobs: no Sunday scaries.
In fact, the only thing that I am currently stressed about is how much laundry I’ve done and how little of it has been folded.
In fact, the only thing that I am currently stressed about is how much laundry I’ve done and how little of it has been folded.
I am craving paella or arroz con gandules or some sort of nonwhite rice dish. I love me some sticky rice but for once, I would take a week of not eating it please.
August 6, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I am craving paella or arroz con gandules or some sort of nonwhite rice dish. I love me some sticky rice but for once, I would take a week of not eating it please.
Today was the last day of the term clerks’ clerkship year and many tears were shed. The shitty thing about being permanent is that I have to go through this every year.
August 1, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Today was the last day of the term clerks’ clerkship year and many tears were shed. The shitty thing about being permanent is that I have to go through this every year.
Today is Saturday. Meaning I will run around like a toddler on a sugar high, trying to finish all my errands and cleaning.
Then, tomorrow, I will do ABSOLUTELY nothing. This is the true benefit of not working a billable job.
Then, tomorrow, I will do ABSOLUTELY nothing. This is the true benefit of not working a billable job.
July 15, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Today is Saturday. Meaning I will run around like a toddler on a sugar high, trying to finish all my errands and cleaning.
Then, tomorrow, I will do ABSOLUTELY nothing. This is the true benefit of not working a billable job.
Then, tomorrow, I will do ABSOLUTELY nothing. This is the true benefit of not working a billable job.
Why did I ever agree to join this lawyers league softball team? Now I’m invested, dammit.
July 14, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Why did I ever agree to join this lawyers league softball team? Now I’m invested, dammit.