!!!!!!! It looks amazing! ❤️❤️❤️

The Pom Brat is upset with my aggressive cuddling and nonstop kisses but he is only being subjected to what I deal with every morning from him. At least I didn’t stick my butt in his face or lay on his chest to get comfy.

I hope people stick styrofoam half globes to it to complete the look.

Autumn girlies are thriving.

What.

By my lawyer math, it is going to take me over 110 years to get through them all…..

Caveat: I’ve probably had to rip up three to four checks for stupid mistakes like spelling things wrong, and another four or five for direct deposit paperwork. But all in all, the fact that I have to order a new checkbook is a sign that I’m growing up into an adult, right?

In any case, I have considered upgrading my queen bed to a Wyoming or Alaska king so that I can at least move to another side of the bed without a fluffy butt in my face.

But they are so damn cute.

You’d think they would learn that the fans I bought specifically to get more air flow near their tempurpedic dog beds would convince them to leave me alone. False.

They live by the philosophy “what’s yours should be in my tummy and what’s mine is going to be in my tummy.”

Wait…

WELCOME BACK - General Body meeting @ Place Time (Free Food!)

Also, please be on the lookout for my change.org petition to bring back the clown horn #honkhonk

I would like to put my vote on the record for The Cutting Room Floor on Patreon, which is just uncut episodes. And/or real-time reactions to finding episode ideas. Cause that shit would make my week.

Ask if you can help with stranger exposure. If food motivated (and not resource guardy) then ask what they like and offer to buy a bag. I’m starting to volunteer at a shelter with mostly pitties and while they’re adorable, they’re STRONG AF and I’m not quite built for it. But I love them from afar.

I was gonna say “on the first day of summer, my ‘best friend’ gave to me….”

The fact that I’m only finding this now is a CRIME.