A liquidation sale implies the existence of a solidation and gasation sale.

I have always been pro-"free the nipple." I believe in full body autonomy for all. HOWEVER: that little gray nipple at the bottom of the banana? when you unpeel it? and it shocks and scares me every time?? lock that up. I don't wanna see it. abolish it.

Hey gang, thinking of reposting this in a couple months! Exciting!

I do not want to have children, but I gotta say, sometimes it seems really fun having a little buddy follow you around the grocery store just listing animal facts at you

Wow just found out who Mr. Beast is. This whole time I just thought that was just the name of Mr. Bean’s fursona

30 years ago we had Bob Jobs, Steven Cash and Jonathon Hope. And now? They’re all dead.

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okay fine!! I will shower! I misunderstood “dry” January! it’s an easy mistake!

You know what would be "tough on crime"?
living wage
fully funded schools
guaranteed access to healthy food
affordable housing
universal health and child care
care instead of incarceration for people with substance use disorder and mental illness

They say don’t shit where you eat, but I shit and eat at my apartment. Am I doing something wrong??

I have cried to the King Julien AI cover of Summertime Sadness 1+ times

All my videogame friends getting mad at me cause I’m pronouncing ‘Starfield’ like ‘Garfield’

Me when I mangio gli spaghetti

What a strange irony that the people at work who constantly quote ‘Office Space’ at you are the contemporary version of the characters they’re making fun of