Grant Martz
gvrnmntz.bsky.social
Grant Martz
@gvrnmntz.bsky.social
I will not be put in the trash ever again…
A dog in a Man Suit in a man’s suit, dawg
July 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
ATMOSPHERIC RIVERS
What are we calling bluesky posts (to replace the word tweet)? Clouds? SKEETS?
February 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Reposted by Grant Martz
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February 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
30 years ago we had Bob Jobs, Steven Cash and Jonathon Hope. And now? They’re all dead.
February 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m gonna invent a new kind of fish that lives in your mouth and cleans your teeth for you and it doesn’t shit
January 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I have strong interpersonal skills, a good work ethic, and an
i n c r e d i b l y thick skull
January 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Cheesus Crisp take the Wheel (of Cheese)
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I can tell you where Dave went wrong. because as soon as I was done letting HAL 9000 whip my bare ass red and raw, I simply would not have become baby
January 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
2001 is only long because they do all the space travel in real time
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I will not be put in the trash ever again…
January 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM