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Lilith
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March 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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no.
March 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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roses are red
Cars 2 is PG
my inhaler costs $80??
??free luigi
February 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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All they have to do is count the number of ribs. Duh.
February 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I lay off 63 million people a year. Then they're transferred based on performance reviews.
February 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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the twitter approach to downsizing is going great I see
February 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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yup
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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what did Google mean by this
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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my Gulf isn't even labeled, which is nice. let's me focus on the things that matter :)
February 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Twitter got hacked
Lol
February 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
January 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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whenever you're depressed, it's important to dim the lights and tilt your picture frames so they hang a little crooked, for worldbuilding and mise-en-scène
January 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Last time Trump talked about buying Greenland Denmark just responded calling it stupid and then he got all pissy and cancelled a trip to Denmark, and that was the end of that. It's going to be the same thing again from the master negotiator with Panama and Greenland this time
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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"Fool me once shame on you.
Fool me twice shame on you.
Fool me 3 times shame on you.
Fool me 4 times shame on you.
Fool me 5 times shame on you"

-Guy who is suing after losing money on the hawk tuah coin in 2024
December 20, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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can't really get into the Christmas spirit until I see a car with antler attachments on the windows
December 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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The 30s Italy setting in this new Indiana Jones game is so well designed and stunning but I hate that every encounter with fascists end in a fist fight. Hope they patch in an option to debate them and defeat them in the marketplace of ideas
December 7, 2024 at 1:00 PM
This is a reminder that I will suck it up right now.but I won't spend my old age like this.
May 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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May 5, 2024 at 11:40 PM
I'm about yeet this man in his arse.
April 11, 2024 at 4:43 PM
This is evil but man, less than a month & what I've predicted is coming true.
April 2, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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hey i know

you know those load bearing rocks made from calcium? Let's take some material from those
March 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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March 16, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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the economy's so bad that all the online submarine experts from last year had to become bridge experts
March 27, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I totally forgot it was April Fool's Day.
So far this morning i have been visited by "Oppodeath", an incarnation of Death here to rescue me from a poisonous Ice Cream Sandwich, and "George Fibbleson the third" who promised I had won trillions of dollars in a Write a Book contest. This is going to be a long April Fool's Day.
April 1, 2024 at 8:17 PM