Gertie
@yogurttube.bsky.social
They/them
25🌼 || Mom🤱 || dog food tester🐕 || trad-wife💍 || PayPig🐽 || southern baptist 💒 || team Edward 🧛♂️ || exhibitionist 😝 || patriot 🦅🇺🇸 || 38B 👙 || pop sensation 🎤 || avid human🧍
25🌼 || Mom🤱 || dog food tester🐕 || trad-wife💍 || PayPig🐽 || southern baptist 💒 || team Edward 🧛♂️ || exhibitionist 😝 || patriot 🦅🇺🇸 || 38B 👙 || pop sensation 🎤 || avid human🧍
If you know the right people
August 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If you know the right people
I love whatever is wrong with you 🫶🤣🤣🤣
August 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I love whatever is wrong with you 🫶🤣🤣🤣
Not bowling ball sized... but have you tried Jolly Ranchers?
August 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not bowling ball sized... but have you tried Jolly Ranchers?
If I send you this, it means that I know that you're clocking that I'm standing on business
August 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If I send you this, it means that I know that you're clocking that I'm standing on business
It's giving I have chronic diarrhea so I'm going to reach in my pants, grab a handful, and splatter shit all over everything I can see
April 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's giving I have chronic diarrhea so I'm going to reach in my pants, grab a handful, and splatter shit all over everything I can see
Me after taking a massive poopy
February 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me after taking a massive poopy
But my cheekbones were so prominent and my skin was so clear 😭
February 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
But my cheekbones were so prominent and my skin was so clear 😭
I was just upset that it got in my eye. I'm totally fine with your quirky phrases... just try to aim better next time, buddy.
February 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I was just upset that it got in my eye. I'm totally fine with your quirky phrases... just try to aim better next time, buddy.
Which one are you talking about? In my experience there has been an abundance of Katherines
February 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Which one are you talking about? In my experience there has been an abundance of Katherines
I'm allergic to the flu shot so I can't get it and today I took my husband to get his. I sat in a chair in the corner of the Drs office and watched.... It was what I imagine being cucked feels like.
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I'm allergic to the flu shot so I can't get it and today I took my husband to get his. I sat in a chair in the corner of the Drs office and watched.... It was what I imagine being cucked feels like.
The Giant Book of Jokes (2005) by David Phillips
February 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Giant Book of Jokes (2005) by David Phillips
By the way, if my favorite word doesn't end up having the most likes of all the words on this post then I will take it personally and become an even more sad, unsettling, and awkward individual.
February 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
By the way, if my favorite word doesn't end up having the most likes of all the words on this post then I will take it personally and become an even more sad, unsettling, and awkward individual.
What a coincidence. That's my mother's name.
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What a coincidence. That's my mother's name.
Wish I could tag my mom
February 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wish I could tag my mom
I'm not a librarian... but I give each of my followers a free 20 second motorboat on a monthly basis for maintenance reasons. I uncharge for eye contact but will give a discount if they've interacted with my post.
February 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm not a librarian... but I give each of my followers a free 20 second motorboat on a monthly basis for maintenance reasons. I uncharge for eye contact but will give a discount if they've interacted with my post.
I think it should be on Fred Durst birthday
February 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think it should be on Fred Durst birthday
I'm just down here... pretending I'm a stray crumb ✨️
February 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm just down here... pretending I'm a stray crumb ✨️