I love how I remained calm 😩

#LastFourWatched aka a wild way to end 2025 and to start 2026. 😅

I think my #LastFourWatched are a pretty solid way to close out November!

Do I spy Nicolas Winding Refn? Do you think the Pope has watched Drive?!

This is a multibillion dollar company I’m literally spazzing the fuck out

David Fincher, I love you dearly, but why are you making a David Spade biopic

I thought this was Cole Escola omg

Idk who Jimmy Hart is but this is hilarious

I briefly reopened my Twitter account, and the first thing I saw was someone asking why Palestinians haven’t been offered asylum like white South Africans. The replies were some of the most vile, racist things I’ve ever read. I deleted my account immediately.

All my co-workers in Texas have tomorrow off.

My coworkers and I in the NY and DC offices:

How would you even describe this vibe 😭

Lmao this isn’t offensive if it’s true; Petty? Perhaps, but it’s all in the name of the game, baby

What else is on?

Also you can tell November is by far my busiest month at work 😭

I’m glad to know I’m worthy of this username. 💅

I see so many people dick around the last few weeks of December at work and it has me feeling like

lol