I want to be clear: Not a December to Remember for Lexus people. I want you to have a forgettable December.

Didn’t know this was happening, happy to have something in the queue to watch tomorrow

A living snowman armed with a broomstick, disrupting the village square by running here and there, saying "catch me if you can"

He's a mischievous imp with an ephemeral lifespan, like the gingerbread man. Both have the same fixation on not being caught. Would either stop for a traffic cop? I say no

I remember driving around south Fla. in my shitty car with no a/c, listening to Wolf Like Me

I remember getting drunk at the bar and dancing to Sexyback and Promiscuous Girl

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe ... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ...

Anyway, the two big ones that I've seen 20th anniv. versions of so far are Z by My Morning Jacket and Silent Alarm by Bloc Party.

But like, Arctic Monkeys is coming up. Return to Cookie Mtn by TV on the Radio. The Body the Blood the Machine by the Thermals. I used to be a dumb kid! What happened?

gross

I will say, the Cubs WS win presaged a decade of misery.

A successful Bears team is either going to reverse our current situation or plunge us into a thousand years of darkness

If you time-traveled to the 80s or 90s and told the banks that people would put their fast food on credit cards, bank executives would have done literal cartwheels out of excitement

Also, Karly Hartzman doing pulls off a bottle of Malort in between songs

Anyway, great show

It's not like there's a tape recording of him saying, in graphic detail, how much he likes to assault women.

It's not like he had to promise his then 17-year-old daughter not to "date" anyone younger than her.

It's not like there were stories of him barging into dressing rooms at Miss Teen USA.