Chad Yoder
@yoder.bsky.social
Graphic Designer/Front-end Developer. Cubs. Current events. Mostly bad jokes, complaints and beer.
I was a little inebriated when I purchased this ticket. The seat is, um … pretty good
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I was a little inebriated when I purchased this ticket. The seat is, um … pretty good
What do we say to the god of death?
October 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What do we say to the god of death?
It is also, um, Girls Night Out?
September 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It is also, um, Girls Night Out?
Northbound red line trains are reaching peak speed of 55 mph at Irving Park Road? Like, what?
The distance from the end of the Sheridan platform to Irving Park Road is ~300 feet ... and there's a curve. You're telling me the train is reaching peak speed 300 feet out of a dead stop?
The distance from the end of the Sheridan platform to Irving Park Road is ~300 feet ... and there's a curve. You're telling me the train is reaching peak speed 300 feet out of a dead stop?
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Northbound red line trains are reaching peak speed of 55 mph at Irving Park Road? Like, what?
The distance from the end of the Sheridan platform to Irving Park Road is ~300 feet ... and there's a curve. You're telling me the train is reaching peak speed 300 feet out of a dead stop?
The distance from the end of the Sheridan platform to Irving Park Road is ~300 feet ... and there's a curve. You're telling me the train is reaching peak speed 300 feet out of a dead stop?
This image is so good, I saw it on TV at the gym and immediately thought of 100 uses.
(Dr. Phil might also be a narcissist)
(Dr. Phil might also be a narcissist)
June 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This image is so good, I saw it on TV at the gym and immediately thought of 100 uses.
(Dr. Phil might also be a narcissist)
(Dr. Phil might also be a narcissist)
gargle my balls Linda McMahon
May 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
gargle my balls Linda McMahon
Unfortunately I maxed out when I couldn’t reliably draw my red seal steel kings. Couldn’t find a DNA and the rng wouldn’t give me any Death tarots.
May 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Unfortunately I maxed out when I couldn’t reliably draw my red seal steel kings. Couldn’t find a DNA and the rng wouldn’t give me any Death tarots.
My Balatro run was so good tonight that it crashed my PS5 several times. So satisfying though.
May 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
My Balatro run was so good tonight that it crashed my PS5 several times. So satisfying though.
This took longer than I expected.
(Should've skipped the gif conversion and used a video)
(Should've skipped the gif conversion and used a video)
May 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This took longer than I expected.
(Should've skipped the gif conversion and used a video)
(Should've skipped the gif conversion and used a video)
Pretty good spot for $40 and a Sunday night game
April 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pretty good spot for $40 and a Sunday night game
Beer prices up again, but hey, you get a fancy cup for your Old Style!
I’m pretty sure the cup is smaller!
I’m pretty sure the cup is smaller!
April 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Beer prices up again, but hey, you get a fancy cup for your Old Style!
I’m pretty sure the cup is smaller!
I’m pretty sure the cup is smaller!
Entire food stands in Wrigley concourse replaced by self-service.
April 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Entire food stands in Wrigley concourse replaced by self-service.
Hey, dis is a stickup! Gimme all of them eggs!
March 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hey, dis is a stickup! Gimme all of them eggs!
Using the rankings on this list: 3 & 8 are needlessly redundant.
11 and 12 are partially based on the Centennial flag (9) … did we really need to be able to vote for all three of those, when so many good options were left out?
Did we need an option of “current flag plus bars on the side?”
11 and 12 are partially based on the Centennial flag (9) … did we really need to be able to vote for all three of those, when so many good options were left out?
Did we need an option of “current flag plus bars on the side?”
March 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Using the rankings on this list: 3 & 8 are needlessly redundant.
11 and 12 are partially based on the Centennial flag (9) … did we really need to be able to vote for all three of those, when so many good options were left out?
Did we need an option of “current flag plus bars on the side?”
11 and 12 are partially based on the Centennial flag (9) … did we really need to be able to vote for all three of those, when so many good options were left out?
Did we need an option of “current flag plus bars on the side?”
Was cleaning out and organizing some old office supplies today and found this pencil, part of a set I ordered like 15 years ago.
And it’s like, on a societal level, I really don’t know about that, pencil.
And it’s like, on a societal level, I really don’t know about that, pencil.
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Was cleaning out and organizing some old office supplies today and found this pencil, part of a set I ordered like 15 years ago.
And it’s like, on a societal level, I really don’t know about that, pencil.
And it’s like, on a societal level, I really don’t know about that, pencil.
Bad font. Also poorly kerned.
January 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Bad font. Also poorly kerned.
Who says you can’t have fun on Twitter anymore
November 30, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Who says you can’t have fun on Twitter anymore
I was trying to think about, like, when the BEST year for Twitter was. So I Googled it to try and see what people thought.
Google's AI told me the best of Twitter was Chadwick Boseman dying of cancer?
Google's AI told me the best of Twitter was Chadwick Boseman dying of cancer?
November 26, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I was trying to think about, like, when the BEST year for Twitter was. So I Googled it to try and see what people thought.
Google's AI told me the best of Twitter was Chadwick Boseman dying of cancer?
Google's AI told me the best of Twitter was Chadwick Boseman dying of cancer?
I hate that I missed this, because PFT won’t let me respond or QT (QSkeet?) and the answer is obviously William Atherton.
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 AM
I hate that I missed this, because PFT won’t let me respond or QT (QSkeet?) and the answer is obviously William Atherton.
November 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I may or may not be required to attend every Cubs game from here to the end of the season.
Hit me up Cubs. I’ll take the free tix
Hit me up Cubs. I’ll take the free tix
August 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
I may or may not be required to attend every Cubs game from here to the end of the season.
Hit me up Cubs. I’ll take the free tix
Hit me up Cubs. I’ll take the free tix